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>tfw no roast gf
>tfw no anteater bf
>>29813784
Why even live? ;-;
Isis
>>29813829
I have an ant eater.
In this thread: I help you get fitter. Ask any question, set any goal.
I would really appreciate some advice.
I just started working out 2 weeks ago, and I've been going to the gym every other day, doing 5x5 stronglifts.
Is it normal and acceptable that I can finish my workout in about 30 minutes? Does it need to be longer? I always do 30 minutes of cardio afterwards, so it makes for an hour altogether. Don't worry I'm trying to lose weight, so I know cardio isn't good for gains.
>>29813738
how do i get a skinny face?
>>29813847
lower body fat percentage
I'd normally ask /b/ about this kinda thing, but you guys have helped me with a lot of problems in the past.
If I have someone's mobile number, profession and part of their first name, is there any way to learn their full name from it?
This person is a doctor (locum) working for the NHS if that helps.
Probably not without them knowing someone is trying to find out their full name, unless you can find it on Facebook. Why are you stalking someone op
>>29813729
punch the info into google and see if it comes up.
I've found a guy's address, name and phone number with a fucking username.
I tried it just to see if I could, and apparently you can if the person leaves a big enough digital footprint.
>>29813779
Because err- reasons. Nothing creepy or sexual though.
>>29813831
Tried that, I found out his mobile network but can't find anything more specific
It's me again. Some of you called me "lump guy" or "cancer emporer".
I haven't gotten my helium yet. It should come in on monday, though.
I can hardly breath now. It's a struggle, but it's not too bad yet. I hope I'm not too late.
My hair is growing in again since quitting chemo. It looks regular to my surprise. I thought it would come in like a FO4 ghouls.
How are all of you holding up?
Bump
I have no one to talk to. Please. Talk to me.
Yes, I'm attention whoring. But this is all I have left.
Did you browse r9k before you had cancer?
You look like you had a normal life before this. Perhaps a /b/ tard that had a life too.
>>29813727
Glad to see you, anon. How arecyou holding up?
What are some weird ways you guys usually masturbate?
sometimes i use my left hand
I press my spare pillow against my cock, and kind of move it up and down like it's humping ME, and its actually a fucking A+ feel, especially while you're cumming
>>29814893
Sounds like too much hard work desu senpai
>dad put a lock on my little sister's sock and panty drawer
pic of sis?
>>29813674
fucking kekked!!1!
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Why didn't he just punch you instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_FkJr_ujQE
All of the tripfags are streaming, discussing the current state of /r9k/. Eggman, Donatello, hack, Isreali_Chad and some other goys.
>>29813667
nobody cares
fuck off! and fuck off bandwagoners with you 'egg gas finally cracked' autism
They are all so ugly and pathetic. Why havent they killed themselves. Literally I pity them. They all look like pathetic virgin man boys. They are all beta males. The epitome of beta virgin males that are losers. Pathetic.
why isn't donatello talking, he is LITERALLY the only good one there
Post whatever is in your sad folder, and why you are sad tonight
this comment may or may not be original, who knows?
People appreciate how compassionate I can be and my ability to earn money, but as soon as I do anything that reminds them I'm imperfect, they hate me.
I just wish people would want me for who I am, not what I am.
.dewolla ton era stsop sseltxeT
If you die in real life you dont necessarily die in a dream.
Remind me why living in a car is shit?
>no rent
>no bills
>shower at a prestigous gym like golds gym for 30$ a month
>wash clothes at a coin laundromat
>chill wherever I want. Like starbucks
>meet new people and make friends
>have 2 jobs, part and full time
>stacking and saving cash like a mother fucker that makes the pussies of hot bank tellers wetter than the wetlands
>smoke weed out of blunts, dabs, bongs and steamroller pipe at a friends house for free because they think me as a kool homeless chill dude
Seriously. What excuse do you homecucks and neetcucks have to say?
I am currently chilling at starbucks using their WiFi on a comfy sofa
>>29813624
you indeed seem to have hacked life anon! gg
and comment is original.io
>>29813624
My girlfriend and I are probably going to be far apart when she takes an internship and I already told my friend I'm putting my computer in his house and staying in my car otherwise, gonna throw him like 100 bucks a month for things I need like shower and bathroom. Gonna save money like crazy in the year time then be loaded afterwards, feels good
>>29813624
>no heating/cooling/car lights without running your car battery
>comfort can range depending on car, beds are almost always better
>cant use a desktop
>no cozy sense of home
>no kitchen, cant cook meals
>possibility of getting your shit towed if you park somewhere you arent supposed to
>have to drive to the laundromat and waste more gas
>cant hang portraits or posters
>no trashcan, having trash can be tedious depending on car size unless youre a dirty litterer
>have to waste your already limited space to store clothes, computer, etc
>30$ gets you a shower at a gym, but 30$ gets water for my whole house for a month
>can wash clothes comfortably from home, dont have to worry about looking like a vagabond at the laundromat
>have the prestige of being a house owner, dont have to tell dates that im a loser who lives in his car
>dont have to drive all the way to starbucks for wifi
>gas costs way less
>more storage in attic
>dont have to piss outside or in a bottle, can comfortably use my own bathroom
why do carcucks even bother?
pathetic
"That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest." - Henry David Thoreau
Read these wise words today and they had me thinking. All I need in life is my PC, vidya and a HEALTHY, NUTRITIOUS sub tailored specifically for me by a professional sandwich artist. Anyways wagie, keep spending the best hours of the week working towards maximizing your material wealth, but for now enjoy your two day break.
Tick tuck, wagecuck
>>29813597
>professional sandwich artist
cmon man
>>29813612
https://www.mysubwaycareer.com/Home/JobDescriptions?clt=en-US
>>29813597
Can someone explain 'jaundice pepe' that appears now and again
>she wants to convince you "the past doesn't matter"
>she still remembers the taste of Chad's baby batter
>Stacey begs Chad for big black penis
>You beg your guild for loot "I need this."
>You think she has style, and class.
>At night she eats Chad's ass.
>You confess your feelings, hoping for luck
>But you're not the one she wants to fuck
>>29814054
Your rhymes are shit
>>29814206
Yours is pretty awful too, and im not the guy you replied to
>tfw the loneliness of NEET life kicks in
>>29813532
Go get a fucking hooker you mongoloid
I FUCKING KNEW IT DISGUSTING NEETSHITS
>>29813554
>>29813549
All I ever wanted was a friend or two to do stuff with
I've been inside for 4 months doing nothing
Help
Hi /r9k/. /pol/lack reporting in sign this petition please American needs you to speak up
PETITION TO RECOGNIZE BLM AS A TERRORIST GROUP
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization
Nah.
BLM didn't plan this attack.
They're just a bunch of angry niggers.
This attack was coordinated.
>>29813615
This was co-ordinated by the NJA.
>>29813512
goddamn, bump this to 400+
Charlie Munger, 92, billionaire, self made man, right hand of Warren Buffett, wise as fuck.
Here is what he says about lessons of life. One of the most important thing:
> Never, ever feel pity for yourself.
That struck with me. It makes so much sense. Self pity doesn't help in any way, shape or form. Just accept reality and always be prepared for the worst. This way, nice things can be a pleasant surprise and you will be ready to deal with bad times when they come.
Specific source:
https://youtu.be/l1EMkanyz5Y?t=8m55s
Some of his talks:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTN18Ghg2nU
Seriously this guy is wise as fuck.
>>29813510
was gonna call you out on bullshit but this isn't actually fucking useless.
>self made man
>As a teenager he worked at Buffett & Son, a grocery store owned by Warren Buffett's grandfather.
Suck my fucking dick.
>>29814057
Yeah, sure, that is why he got it made. Pic related.
Who /observer/ here?
It's comfy when you don't feel a part of anything but don't really resent anyone either. Just looking at how people go about their lives and act/speak around others can be very interesting.
Also its a nice feel when someone is directing insults at you and you just deflect it because you don't feel enough of an emotional investment in that person to care very much.
I wish I could have a different attitude to people that actually like me or try to talk to me though especially because it probably takes more effort to start a conversation with me vs the average person because of my non existent personality.
Das me mang
I love all the normie drama and how I've managed to stay 100% aloof while maintaining friendships with everyone
>popcorn.jpg
confiest fucking thing ever
>>29813501
Cute girl, but why has she put that phone on her head?
>>29813520
Drama is always hilarious
>tfw coworkers shit talk about eachother to me all the time
>tfw watch them try and get along with eachother after
Always fun
