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This is a thread for the masterminds pulling the strings.
Get in here fellas
>>29799340
I have created 447 Shipman threads since January
>>29799340
I'm INFP can I be part of your club too?
>>29799484
>F
Im INTP and even i know that F disqualifies you from the INTJ mastermind super club
Hey robots. What are the boards on 4chan you mostly visit? And why?
Here's my top five.
1) /r9k/ - my favourite board. talking to similar lonely guys like me
2) /c/ - pics of cute anime girls
3) /int/ - hang out there sometimes because interested in languages and culture
4) /x/ - creepypasta and weird scary stuff to read at night, shit bricks
5) /b/ - litteraly a shithole full of successfull normies and nudes, but sometimes there are some nice threads.
Picrandom.
/fit/, read about self improvement
/r9k/, comiserate
/gif/, masturbate
/fa/, vanity under the guise of self improvement, don't really go here anymore because i can't afford clothes anyway
/mu/ just to look for new music
>>29799414
>/mu/ just to look for new music
What kinda music do you like anon?
>>29799483
carissa's wierd, bright eyes, brand new
i'm going to see brand new and modest mouse next week so i'm excited about that
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
join for good company
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
its spook day
>>29798128
good times have been had in this room
come join in comfy convos sempais
Can any Britbots here help me out on getting NEETbux? Thinking about giving up. Any advice would be great.
Apply for ESA for mental health issues (depression and anxiety).
>>29797772
Apply for Universal credit
Apply for PIP
>tfw you give yourself E.D from all the fapping
So what?
Literally doesn't matter.
>tfw you cum with a semi these days
>be young, active
>get in shape
>run every day
>eat right
>lose control of libido, can't think of anything but masturbating
>murderous rage
>remember i'm basically a total fucking loser
>back to eating junk food every day and masturbating until my dick bleeds
CYOA thread.
Sorry I haven't got anything more interesting, first thing I found off /tg/
I'd take either the mage, the warrior, or the cat.
qt orc is respectable choice too.
For once, orcs are actually appealing
>>29791219
Mage tbqh
I can't wait until it starts to snow so I can stay up late and play no mans sky and be at max comfy.
Anyone else here feeling me?
>>29813639
bears kind of look like dogs
comfy seasons:
winter>autumn>summer>spring
>>29813681
How is summer possibly comfier than spring? except for underages who just like the break
I just met the only girl that ever cared about me after two years of not seeing her.
She was cold and distant and I just want to cry right nowpost sad songsi'll start https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDbFPHQI44
>>29813474
I'm listening to this right now, check it out, it's pretty gud. Sorry for the girl, Anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtN0ltLuA9Y
Same, kinda.
Met this really cute girl in a club (inb4 normie), she would cling on to me and all that stuff, long story short, she was way into me. At some point she even texted me and told me why I couldn't come (I was sick as shit for 3 weeks straight). When I did come about a month and a half later, she was really distant. Still a nice girl, but yeah, it fucking sucks.
>>29813535
It's like ... why even try, am I right?
But are you sure you have no Chance?
Feminism is your friend. Why do you hate it?
>>29813452
I don't hate feminism. I hate feminists, especialy the cunty ones.
>>29813452
That whole post is 100% accurate and should remain so
>We are you friends
>just be willing to fight, die, work,provide and pamper us
angryfrogwithgun.jpg
>not looking at planets
>>29813371
Fuck, I listed "astronomy" as a Tinder interest. They can smell the virginity right?
literarily not even human
I swear I hate kids using phones
and the internet to humiliate others
in the way a tribe would slaughter an outsider
more like Chad bullies a /fa/g
Robots don't go outside or dress like that.
>>29813343
tfw when by the 90s no kids had camera phones around here.
LOL LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN THIS COMPLETE STRANGER WHO I DON'T KNOW AT ALL
I wish it was easier to sue people for shit like this. LEAVE ROBOTS ALONE ;_;
Rate me buds
h-h-hey, man!!!! Looking hunky!!! hihihihi
nonwhite/10
Get your ridiculous sideburns under control. Shave better.
I think the main reason I'm not a normalfag is because I don't do anything with my life.
I could be studying a science, producing music, writing, sailing on a boat, literally anything. But instead I spend all my time playing repetitive video games and shitposting on this chinese cartoons forum. And it's my own fault. This is my comfort zone, and I don't really go outside it.
Anyone know this feel?
To be is to be in zugzwang.
There is an obligation to do, because boredom is always lingering. If you do things, it is continuous striving, never to be satisfied. Basically pick something to do and let it destroy you. Be grateful you get to pick your poison.
>>29813324
no I don't
neetism is the only freedom
>>29813324
>I could be studying a science, producing music, writing, sailing on a boat, literally anything.
thats ambitious, even for you anon.
maybe start cleaning your room or other small chores?
Hey Normalfag, it's Friday, shouldn't you be going to a party instead of shitposting on r9k? Just wondering (why you're still here)
>>29813320
Because I'm waiting until I get off work m8
>have plenty of friends
>do at least something every weekend
>move out, different city
>no friends
>spend every weekend drinking alone
>still a normalfag
No one wants to see a defective retard like me having a fun and active social life. The moment I show up to an open event, it begins to die down as people quietly leave to relocate their fun times to a different venue. It's better off if I just stay home and never force anyone to endure my presence ever again.
Proove your life is the worst.
>>29813220
no gf
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29813220
my highschool nickname was "shit"
>>29813262
You never watched Undisputed 3 ?
