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All girl school shooting when? You can literally go no wrong here.
It's basically full of women, the soulless scum of society who feed on men's despair
Geez anon calm down
>>29810743
me on the left
ama
>>29810753
why haven't you kys'd yet?
Cut For Black Lives
Continued from /b/
>>>693614881
OP:
Ok, boys... it's been a while since we organized for something, so I propose we start #CutForBlackLives
We pretend to be a bunch of white apologist cucks that are cutting ourselves because we feel bad about the police brutality.
Make fake twitter profiles...
Do whatever you have to.
Let's have some viral 4chan tom-fuckery for 2016.
FUCKING EPIC BRO XD
fuckin bump
https://twitter.com/hashtag/cutforblacklives?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
>3rd year chemistry major
> still has no idea how to balance an equation
Does it actually matter? If its on a test I either guess right or get it wrong, but still get mostly A's. I mean if it comes up IRL I can just use a balancing calculator, but I still feel retarded. I will work the question for 20 minutes and never get it right. Is there a trick or something? Professors try to explain it to me but I just pic related every time.
> still has no idea how to balance an equation
I remember doing that in 8th grade.
I also remember I was very good at it.
It's too bad I have no aspirations, else I'd be a famous chemist by now.
>>29810685
Linear algebra, namely an understanding of systems of equations will help
x-2 = 2
x = 2 - 2
x = 0
x + 0 = 0
Just replace this with whatever numbers they give you
How can testiclets compete?
>>29810668
SOURCE PLEASE.
THIS IS HOT.
>>29811117
I don't have the actual source but you can look up saline testicle injections to find more.
try SizeFetishdungeon if you dare.
>>29810668
Looks like cancer.
AWOOOO
Does anyone else always clear their internet history every time they exit their internet browser even though they're the only person that uses their computer?
>>29810666
I don't have to because I always use private browsing
how else would i keep track of exactly how much of my life porn addiction has swallowed?
>>29810666
>>29810690
I clear my history AND use private browsing.
Finally seeing a doctor cuz my bend dick
anyone else has this problem?
*not a problem
>>29810656
I have a slight bend dick but I remember reading somewhere that it's not uncommon.
>>29810730
What this guy said.
>>29810656
If it bends downwards, it's because you're circumcised. The way in which circumsized is normally performed, usually causes the banana dick syndrome (where your dick curves downwards).
A normal dick either has no curve or, more often than now, curves upwards in order to provide the frenulum with maximum contact with the vaginal walls.
I like gondola because with his long legs he can walk far and go anywhere. Some day I would like to walk far.
>>29810650obligatory words to ensure the originality of this post
Gondola can ford even the deep streamscaptcha was river
I'm going to bump this because gondola is a comfy meme
Do girls like having their nipples kissed?
>>29810587
Probably. A lot of women are ashamed because they get horny while breastfeeding.
>>29810587
yeah, a lot from my (limited) experience
If you have big lips
Mega Millions jumped to $545 million for tonight's drawing
>buying a lottery tickety
good goy
Im buying two today, thats two bucks thay could have went dowarsa a snickers bar but fuck it
>trying to buy a drink at the convenient store
>tfw it takes forever to get through the line because of degenerate burnouts loading up on muh lottery tickets
Fuck the lottery.
I am retiring from 4chan. I'm going to download a Chrome extension that lets you block websites and I'm going to block 4chan. It's been a good run. I have been here for 3 years, spending >10 hours a day here since that time. Goodbye and good luck, I wish you all the best.
See you in 2 days.
>Block website
>unblock website
>back on the chon
>>29810512
>britfag
>dumb frogposter
>a literal who
And nothing of value was lost
Inner City Blues By Marvin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9SKuCIMpc [Embed]
Making a playlist for a late night walk help me out friends.
>>29810498
Great choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfm5fB-JtCM
>>29810498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it
"It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls
When you think about it only 10% of smartest, richest and good looking people actually have a good life.So when you have children you are bsicly forcing them to live a shitty life, unless they fall into these categories.So why do people keep doing it?Are they selfish and want someone to take care of them when they are old?
Eh, only a small percentage of people are actually butt-ugly, most people are average, and regardless it doesn't necessarily mean you have a bad life. The joy of loving someone and raising a family shouldn't be a privilege only attractive people can enjoy.
So why don't you make a serious effort to be in that 10%? If you are stuck in a box, do you complain that you'll never escape or find a way out?
>>29810657
Because I'm short and ugly and have been treated like shit all my life because of it. It's not fair that I have to work harder for what Chad gets for free. I refuse to be a cuck.
>get parcel delivered for neighbour who isn't in
>search name on fb
>it's a qt pi 3.17
Why can't I just live on a fucking island, if she knocks on my door I'll chimp out. Why won't the normies leave?
>>29810457
Break into her house and leave the parcel in there.
>>29810457
just pretend you're mute.
Bruh if you cant even handle that you might be legitimately autistic. Not trying to insult you or anything but that is some serious social handicap there.
Ok so I have an orientation at Wal-Mart tomorrow, got a position as an overnight stocker.
Why? I'm 26 and still living at my parents house, I just want my independence back so I plan on moving out very soon.
Any advice from some wagecucks?
I'm not sure if an independence working at walmart is worth it
>>29810442
>slaving for shit wages at a corporation for just under full-time so you get no benefits
>working with the absolute bottom of the barrel coworkers because that's all that wal mart hires (where does that put you, btw?)
>independence
do you have insanely shitty parents or what?
>>29810442
Look for other jobs and use your shitty walmart job as leverage to show possible employers that you are ambitious and won't settle for a shitty walmart job.
Try to avoid spending your entire paycheck on drugs in order to get through your shitty walmart shift, ultimately trivializing the job (me at panera bread) although I guess overnight stocking is pretty chill
Normal dicked robots doesn't it feel weird having a dick that's only 6" or less?
How do you even fuck with a dick that small? you must fall out all the time? Doesn't it feel weird and small in your hand, like holding a small bird, all frail and weak feeling?
>>29810311
Mines 6 and it feels pretty damn big to me and desu even if I ever do have sex I wont be caring about dick length memes I would just be caring about my own pleasure
Imagine having a small dick AND being circumcised.
>>29810311
>How do you even fuck with a dick that small?
Don't know, probably never will
