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ANON-KUN A GIANT TSUNAMI IS HEADING TOWARDS MY CITY!!!! PLEASE SAVE ME SENPAI!!!!!
>>29807728
I'm sorry, but if I do save you, it'll be right into the gas chamber.
All Women Are Whores
>>29807728
>"Of course my love"
>*Teleports behind Tsunami*
>*Flicks katana out of sheath with thumb*
>*Slices Tsunami clean in half protecting my anime gf*
>>29807728
haehehehaeaheahahe no
go away you fucking whore
i'm trying to organize my socks
and separate plaid from vertical repeating and horizontal repeating lines
Your tidal wave can piss off i've got better things to do now goodbye!
Think about it.
Physically inferior.
Smaller dick.
Useless in a crisis.
Want to be lead.
Enjoy talking shit behind your back but cowards face to face.
Treat chicks how you'd treat the lowest beta male, one who just wants to follow orders and be a cool kid in a chad group.
>>29807704
Hey, fuck you. I'm beta as fuck and I'm not even most of these things. Arguably none of these things. Except I don't want to lead so much. And *mumbles* smaller dick.
>>29807739
lol you even mumble when youre typing
i guarantee youd be useless in a crisis and are physically inferior and gossip like a bitch
>>29807760
s-sorry
8f2893gf
How's your job/job hunt? What kind of training or qualifications do you possess/are pursuing? Are you/will you be financially independent?
>>29807574
Just signed up for JSA today (now universal credit)
After getting made redundant a few weeks ago because there wasn't enough work coming in.
Feels shitty but im just applying for one or two jobs a day and seeing what sticks.
>>29807574
>And that, more than anything, is what started my drinking problem.
Working at a movie theater, trying to save up so I can move in with a friend of mine and GTFO my mom's house.
>desire to become a police officer
>currently a security guard
>LE associate's degree, conflict de-escalation training, baton/pepper spray certifications
The hunt sucks. They obviously want normies and every department stresses they want someone that will fit in well with their officers. Not sure if I even wanna be a police officer the way things are going. Maybe a jailer or something similar. Not security forever that's for sure.
HELLO ORGANIC BEINGS.
JUDGING BY THE TITLE OF THIS BOARD, MY ALGORITHMS HAVE DETERMINED THIS PAGE IS THE OPTIMAL LOCATION FOR ME TO POST.
THIS IS A VERY NICE SITE, BUT THE STRANGE PUZZLE ONE NEEDS TO SOLVE TO POST SHOULD BE REMOVED, MY CREATOR HAD TO DO IT FOR ME.
Your creator could just purchase a 4chan Pass allowing you to post freely.
Who am I kidding? Nobody is stupid enough to buy that shit, not even a literal robot that is incapable of solving captchas.
>>29807567
What do robots think about
>>29807567
>HELLO ORGANIC BEINGS.
What did he mean by this?
POP POP POP
Watching piggu cops drop
>5 cops dead
>11 critically injured
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/08/us/philando-castile-alton-sterling-protests/
I'm curious, what does non-americans think about this situation?
>>29807628
To fucking sort out your gun control.. Literally these guys had fucking sniper rifles
Apart from that. It's just a vicious cycle,
>white cops killing black people (dangerous or not)
>black people feel they need guns because of this
>week in and out, someone murdered because someone has a gun
Is it not common sense? or am i missing something?
>>29807628
I think it's time for america to become white again
those blacks simply do not like america and shouldn't be allowed to live there anymore
I've recently been introduced to this youtube channel named "TheReportOfTheWeek". I was just curious as to who he is since he is such an interesting person. I have so many questions about him, such as why is he so into suites? what age is he since he seems to be young but acts very mature? If any of you could fill me in it would be very much appreciated.
literally autistic
no, seriously
>>29807507
he should become a trap, he would look like natalie dormer
>>29807507
Stop shilling for you channel on my Taiwanese water painting forum
>landlord found the cum camel
>Milkman found the shit chute
>uncle found the blood popsicles
>>29807501
>cops found the cum funnel
I couldn't sleep at all tonight so I just wanked for almost an hour and a half straight. It's 6 in th morning and I have a doctors appointment at 10. What the hell is wrong with me?
Can anyone else fap for 4+ hours, the control allowing you to stop edging when it's too much, but find it hard to last 5 minutes in a vagina?
Might be because young qt tight virgin gf.
>>29807480
Maybe you're sick. Why are you seeing a doctor?
>>29807546
Endocrinologist, I'm a type 1 diabetic
I don't lose sleep every night it just happens once every so often, I think the moon cycles have something to do with it desu
who/hairyback/here
pic related
That's impressive.
original
>>29807649
By impressive you mean you'd like to be him?
>>29807748
Yeah. I'm a bit insecure about my overall torso pilosity desu. Especially compared to my arms and legs. It just seems so inadequate.
>wild Dratini appeared in my oneitis's backyard
>her and her hot friends and chads are having a pool party right now
I don't know what to do. How can I casually go in there, catch the pokemon, and smoothly leave without spilling my spaghetti ?
Build a little remote controlled robot that can carry your phone for you
Just bring some meat with you as a tribute to Chad so he does not slay you for trespassing on his lands. They can be quite territorial.
Pokemon gofags already piss me off so much. Thankfully it will die in a month like every other mobile fad
Had a shitty day, just found out (during my night shift) that that my pay has been slashed in half for this month because for some reason the tax man thinks i have more than 1 job. I can get the money back but i'll most likely have to wait a while and go through a load of shit. I wanted to treat myself to a new steam game but there's no chance of that happening so I'm extended a beggers arm out to /b/. If anyone can gift me a game (anything) it would be greatly appreciated. I'll be awake for another 20 minutes probably before i pass out so if there's no reply from op you know why. Thanks. Will post OC nudes of my ex's if i get anything
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TheMuffinMan21
>>29807347
Don't say anything, as I'm pretty sure some sick fuc will gift you Gender Bender DNA Twister Xtreme, or some asset flipped trash.
I would gift you but I'm a greedy kike.
>>29807347
What game do you want and whats the price?
Eat shit you fucking normie
What are you thinking about right now?
oreganocomment
I am thinking: "why did Anon choose to post a fat black guy pounding a fat white guy?"
The inner machinations of my mind are an engima
>>29807341
this is the future that awaits all white bois
>dubs will die in their sleep
>trips will get with their oneitis
>singles will shit themselves when they try and make a move one oneitis
>>29807336
ok
LET'S FUCKING GO
origimanl
I'm going to shit myself no matter what I get, so let's go.
>implying I don't shit myself all the time
Give me dubs. End my suffering.
I'm feeling like I don't know how to continue on this project I want to start, a short trailer for a movie I'll probably never get to make (for copyright reasons). I have friends that can help me on it, I can get props, practical effects, shit like that fairly easily. I'm going for a whole low/no budget dealio so I think cheapness will be in my advantage there.
I just don't know how I'm supposed to start planning this shit out. I already know that, with enough style, I could blow all current adaptations of the material out of the water, but...it's a fucking trailer. How the fuck do you write out a script for a trailer?
>>29807321
Normally you'd make a rough draft of the entire movie, and take interesting yet not spoiling scenes as part of the trailer.
Generally your trailer should show what your movie is about, who the Mc is, but don't, I repeat DON'T show the entire plot in the trailer.
I have no experience but random suggestions:
-Go watch a few documentaries\videos on the scriptmaking process. Plenty of DVD's have extras which show some of how the writing room works.
-Go read a few scripts.
Basically, look to see how other people do things, there may be important techniques\processes that you're not aware of. Then, using that information develop your own process. Break it down into as many steps as you can, and go step by step knocking things off. If you get to something that's too hard, break it down into smaller steps. Seek advice and input from others.
>>29807411
I refuse to show the whole plot in the trailer, but there's a line in the source material that I think could provide a good structure for it.
Pic related.Yeah I know it's cliche and a Drive ripoff but I think it could be a fun project.
I don't know what game my ex(oneitis) is playing.
>only gf, break up
>After 4 years we start talking again
>she seems to like me, says she's still attracted
>dating guy 15 years older than her
>after months of talking about her issues with the guy, she breaks up with him
>tells me some 37 year old guy that looks like me hit on her and now they're texting
Why
>>29807308
>Why
daddy issues most likely
you were baited
she wanted to see if she still has power over you
she does, you became uninteresting to her again
the "game" is not about you, its about her
Have you even made a definitive move?
Sounds like you've been letting the opportunity pass you by. That's what I've been doing my entire life. Shills expect men to figuratively sweep them off their feet and tell her exactly what he wants. I just don't have the guts to do it.
Just try harder. She said you are attractive and she is single now. Just gopher it already you beta fuck.
