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How do we fix the white male school shooting epidemic?
with love and compassion
>>29804087
Blame it on blacks
>>29804087
More memes and fedoras tbqh
well i just removed nearly everyone off of my steam list in an attempt to start anew and get over some other friends/ex and shit i've fucked up. but now i'm lonely as shit. i have one friend, but i feel like they're getting bored of me. am i fucked or is there someone who'd wanna play csgo or gmod or some shit and occasionally watch movies n shit on rabbit?
i dont do games but id watch some horror movies with you on rabbit
I play csgo
http://steamcommunity.com/id/WillyPhilly100/
>>29804064
awh hell yeah, my skype isepicwaffledude3241
Half your age plus seven.
>>29804016
16.5
doesn't matter since I will never meet a 16.5 year old except online and I would feel kinda creepy talking to a 16.5 year old
that's all besides the fact that I wouldn't be able to maintain a conversation with a girl
>>29804016
25
oregano kek
19, I want a girl to drink with though
So, I'm looking for a movie
I really can't remember too much about it, but there was like this couple that got to a house on a dessert, there was a room with a lot of /g/ stuff and someone fuck up and the guy (or both of them) go back in time, there's a part where the guy kills the ex bf of the girl for whatever reason
I know how cancer this thread is but this is my last resort
why do people keep misspelling desert as dessert today? I swear this is like the fourth time
No idea. Is it Primer? That's a time travel movie I've been meaning to watch sometime.
>>29804006
try /tv/ i guess
>2016
>girls aren't having sex with me
what the fuck
I'm sorry you're in the wrong board no one could possibly relate to this feeling here
I know right?
Some CURRENT YEAR this is.
I mean C'MON!
>>29804074
Tell me about it. Half way through CURRENT YEAR and a girl isn't servicing my penis.
Outrageous.
Can you still eat tendies and get /fit/? I want to look more aesthetic but I don't know if I can give these up
yes m8 there gr8. Full of protons
Read the sticky
>>>/fit/starting
It's obviously not the best food for you, but if you eat less than 2100 calories a day youll lose weight
>>29804073
If I ate 2100 calories a day id gain weight you retard. We're not all obese like you.
Girls who have had a threesome with two guys are automatically a slut. discuss.
Yeah pretty much original roboto
What's to discuss? That's like saying "The French Revolution began in 1789, discuss".
>>29803936
yeah, not much to discuss
>tfw trying to be someone else to get your oneitis to love you.
>>29803899
I tried that. It didn't work, and I ended up hating the person I was around her
>>29803924
im so pathetic i even said i like shit music like twenty one pilots
I do this too (saying i like metal music) but it doesnt matter becausemen only care anout appearances.
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the moon tomorrow
Well prepared for your arrival
these are real aussie hours
>>29803880
Hi moon CNN
Robots over 27 y.o.: You are given $12K to change your life, what do you use it on? Stocks? Move to a new area? Build a website?
I donate it to the church and subtract 1,000 years from my time in purgatory when I die.
>>29803869
>You are given $12K to change your life
12k is not enough to change my life significantly
I would put it in savings, keep on working, I will be able to buy a condo soon
>>29803869
leg lengthening surgery
Is it true that girls have softer skin?
>>29803842
Just shave and use witch hazel then moisturize.
Yes, girls generally have softer skin
>>29803842
More doughy, but men have more cushion and concussive resistance.
Have you gotten over her, yet?
If not, how long is it going on now?
For me, it's been almost two months, and I feel fine now. Took a lot of mental gymnastics to convince my subconscious, but I feel free now.
There is no her to be gotten over.
I will try
But unlikely to succeed
>>29803871
I envy you.
sergrseg
>tfw a girl is taking too long to reply to your message so you tell her to fuck off before she can reply
>message read but no reply
>>29803831
Ha! That will show 'em. Fucking roasties I swear.
>>29803831
>took pictures of oneitis child (CP)
>told her if she doesn't come and blow me within the hour I'll sell her pictures to pedophiles
>mfw she was at my door step in 45 minutes afterwards
>deleted the pictures but tell her I can ruin her and her child's life at any given moment
>tfw poor
this is what my family fridge looks like
>tfw r9k is all comfy middle class kids who can't relate
>keep opening fridge in hopes that there's some sausage that has been sitting there the whole time but keeps getting overlooked
>>29804096
Basically a wagie by proxy.
>tfw had myself surgically castrated, no more balls
>tfw love how smooth I am now
>tfw love being able to press and cross my legs together and not be bothered by annoying balls
>tfw love gripping all my junk hard and just going at it
>tfw love how smooth i am down there
>>29803750
How much did it cost?
Any inconveniences?
How was the healing process?
How does it affect fapping?
I am actually, sincerely interested in this
>>29803750
>>29803773
Why?
Are you traps?
Wouldn't you need some sort of psychological evaluation before getting that done? My cousin had to get one before he got one off his legs amputated even though it was causing him legitimate pain because it got damaged by an IED in Iraq.
