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>parents fighting again
I've decided I'm boarding myself into this room until it stops. Do your parents fight, robots? About what?
basically every day. they just got done screaming and yelling at each other for about 4 hours. it happens in cycles, this was a pretty bad fight so it will be quiet for the next few days, so i guess that will be nice?
i'm basically numb to it, same shit since i was a kid, don't really care anymore and just put headphones on or make my tv louder.
I do the same thing. I baord myself up in my room until the whole thing blows over, or if shit gets worse and I need to come out and intervene in the situation to get everybody to calm down.
Usually I'll just listen to music or watch a funny video or a movie
bump for more stories. my parents thought forever and divorce, and as soon as I fucking leave them they're together again lol like fuck them, but at least I ain't gotta talk to them.. I just hate them for ruining my childhood and life:)
I posted here yesterday about my qt 3.14 lab partner and a few anons asked me to update them so here it is:
literally didn't say 2 words to each other. I guess she parked in the same parking lot as me so we walked 300 meters right next to each other and she didn't even look at me or smile.
You were right, I'm hopeless
Yeah, but did you try talking to her or were you waiting for her to make the first move?
>>29800503
I literally asked her if she needed help. She just shook her head then asked the professor for help. Like a slap in the face.
>>29800558
Ouch, man. Sorry.
What is the long term damage of isolation and no gf
Is there any way to heal from it after an extended period of time
How many more normals need to be slain before the government realizes the problem
there isn't one it's just all in your head
>>29800819
A lots of problems can be put in the "it's just all in your head" box
>>29800439
The answer its obvious. Its not critical, but it isnt nice to your psyche either.
Give it 10 or 15 years for the goverment to take action. Internet adiction is becoming a real problem, and this is one of its results
>>29800895
i know that i'm just making a joke
but really i see it as a nonissue...but that's just my perspective of course.
Hey /r9k/ what's the quickest way i can learn Arabic.
>hijab qt talks to me
>tell her i love her culture
>going to learn basic convo pieces to chat shit with her.
>>29800401
Join isis, they are more efficient than Rosetta Stone and provide you with first hand experience of the culture.
There is no quick way to learn a language. It's all about hardwork and sacrifice.
>>29800401
This OP
Blah lahblahabalajaha original
>watching brother/sister porno
>it starts out amazing and I get into it, girl seems almost innocent
>they start fucking
>I notice her tattoo
>you can hear the photographer snapping shots in the background
>the cameraman is going nuts and ruining it
>they break roleplay and start saying "aww fuck yeah baby shiiit" "fuck that ass baby" etc.
Why can't pornos ever get anything right?
>tfw get off heavily from the added ASMR that comes with camera sounds
>tfw cameraman input gets me off more than whatever's actually going on
>tfw voyeuristic weirdo
>>29800391
>they break roleplay and start saying "aww fuck yeah baby shiiit" "fuck that ass baby" etc.
What do you mean? I get those other complains but like what are they supposed to say as pillow talk? OH YEAH BROTHER GIVE ME THAT INCESTUAL DICK BROTHER I AM YOUR SISTER BROTHER
>search for foot vids
>find two perfect qts in thumbnail
>they don't remove their stockings
REEEEE
>tfw diagnosed with glaucoma today
>>29800379
just get the cataract transplant surgery you blind tard
>>29801735
Im taking drops, I don't have money
>>29800379
I'll read you sci-fi and fantasy novels. These books are badass.
No joke, senpai.dyel.wizard30 is my skype
any grills wanna kik? lonely af robot
>>29800370
how ugly are you? you'd better be cute
>>29800797
>>29800370
There's no way either of you are grills. stop trollan
>>29800370
>>>/soc/
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (9.09% content).
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Who else grinds their teeth while sleeping when mad?
I've been doing this for the past week because I can tell since my jaw hurts and waking up everyday feeling like stabbing someone in the neck to be edgy. Last week I was really happy though
>>29800313
try magnesium or botox in jaws
another option: mouthguards if you don't mind
i like grinding my teeth to the beat of something
I do, most of the time I wake up and don't realize I've been doing it. Too much caffeine I think.
Let's talk, robots.
Let's get our minds occupied with some cursory human interaction until the warm embrace of sleep takes our feels away.
How is everyone tonight?
>>29800287horsefucker here
just lurking 2ndhome board because the children from /r/bchan are loose again.
Just hit squats, currently trying not to be a skeleton. Came to absolute certainty that Ill die alone after some self reflection a few days ago. I think ill adopt 5 kids when im 35 to help cope with my crippling solitude. Good plan?
Also me again from >>29800341. Do any of you want a terminal illness so you have an excuse to live life to the fullest?
Ask a real life shota anything :3
how old are you son? :^)
What's a shota?
>>29800261
Post qt butt
Any femanons care to weigh in on this?
Why do women hate men?
Why do they only care about it when bad things happen to women?
Why do they always bring up, "Oh, I gotta deal with fighting for abortion rights and body discrimination and sexual assault risk" and such whenever someone mentions problems men might face, some of which were mentioned even being gender neutral issues.
Why do people, mainly women who don't understand it, deny that circumcision is mutilation of any kind?
I got a little carried away writing this, but you get the jist. Why does nobody care about men?
I hate men because they only give a shit about women who are hot and don't even think of non-hot women as female/human. I also hate them because they will fuck anything.
>>29800275
Here's your (You)
origami
Because everyone only cares about their own perspective and their own problems.
A woman caring about men would be like Trump caring about mexicans
>9 Deeply Disturbing 4chan Posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_RPNI-QMIE
>>29800171
>uploaded in 2015
jesus christ why are people so afraid of this site
>>29801353
/b/ is a shithole, and it has been the face of 4chan for the past 10 years
I'm watching this on 2x speed and he's still taking fucking forever
do people think this is suspenseful?
Given the chance, would you prefer receiving a blowjob or doing anal?
>>29800139
receiving anal
no that's not a typo
can I go for a walk with someone who can make me forget my pathetic life for half an hour instead?
>>29800156
this but being splitroasted
I hate his stupid fucking face. I hate his obnoxious fucking fake laughter. I hate is fucking lame attempts at being funny. I hate when he tries to fucking steal the spotlight from his guests to make him seem funnier. I fucking hate how he tries so hard to seem like his guests best friend
I HATE HIM
>inb4 hurr durr he's more successful than you
Newsflash: Donald Trump is more successful than you, eat a dick
>>29800123
he probably doesn't even use turd tongs
>>29800123
>I hate his obnoxious fucking fake laughter. I hate is fucking lame attempts at being funny. I hate when he tries to fucking steal the spotlight from his guests to make him seem funnier. I fucking hate how he tries so hard to seem like his guests best friend
how is that different from any other talk show host?
>>29800142
STOP IT RIGHT NOW ANON!!
Fembots how do you feel about non-virgin men?they kind of gross me out.
Gotta always make sure they're checked for STDS
you need to fucking leave.
right now.
>>29800026
I'm always scared im going to get aids from them
