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>tfw extreme aversion to studying
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO SPEND AT LEAST 15 MINUTES READING SOME BORING SHIT
I DID THIS FOR 12 YEARS AT SCHOOL WHY IS IT HARD NOW
>>29799266
I never found out myself. It will be the end of me desu.
Probably killing myself this week
AHHHH PLEASE SOMEBODY SHOVE THIS KNOWLEDGE INTO MY BRAIN I CAN'T STAND READING THROUGH WALLS OF MONOTONOUS TEXT
ADD, i think i have the same, possibly caused by internet addiction
Idunno
Who /medfag/ here?
I'm starting med school next month, and I'm basically scared shitless. Any advice?
>>29799240
The worst the could happen is you kill someone and live the rest of your life poor after the suit or in jail for criminal negligence
>>29799276
That's a pretty fucking bad worst case scenario. I'm just gonna go into radiology, so I don't have to interact with any patients face-to-face. I'm still liable to get sued if I miss someone's tumor or something, but at least I can be comfy, all alone at my computer all day, looking at pictures. Come to think of it, that's what I do now.
>>29799240
FAGschool
>you sir just won the internet!
>>29799153
Its like I am posting online in 2001 all over again.
>>29799153
>"instructions unclear, got dick stuck in toaster"
>>29799153
Ok, how do i claim my prize?
>"well we're still interviewing other candidates...blah blah should we call you back next week to proceed with further steps
I just can't read HR cunts. Did I pass round 1 or not? She talked to me about salary and stuff and usually most of the time I never hear that brought up in any kind of interview. I need a job fast or I'll be homeless damn itt4438tgu34
if they contacted you after the interview you are riding high
if not it's a coin flip
>>29799166
oh it was a phone interview...I applied today and got a phone call same day
>>29799206
send an email saying thx for the interview and hope for the best no way to tell right now
Men's fetishes
>Literally anything one can conceive of
Women's fetishes
>Being dominated
>BDSM
>>29799147
http://www.dateadomme.com/
Do you fags even try or do you all just look for excuses to hate women?
I swear this board is inverse tumblr.
>>29799185
>Implying women enjoy being dominant sexually
>Implying they don't just do it for money or attention
>>29799185
Hes right though. I have never met a woman who wasn't into stuff like rape/being dominated/being choked/BDSM. Women are all exact copies of each other when it comes to sex. They are all attracted exclusively to Chad as well.
ITT: Self-righteous fagits you hate
Myself and everyone else
/thread
>>29799122
why does anyone like this cunt seriously. He's an annoying twat or just makes fun of kids or autistic people. I seriously can't fathom why people like it this much. Does this get normies off ? It's the same content reproduced. It's like WatchMojo but about small videos. It's like =3 but even more cancer.
>>29799122
every commentary youtuber
>Be me
>Typical moderate-racist robot
>Post on 4chan an 1 hour or so; casually use the word nigger probably 40 times in 5 threads
>Walk down street later the same day
>Pass a black man
>He gives me this look
F-fuck, how does he know?!
>>29799093
Because you cross the street when you see him.
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESuWnNW5H7o
>be me
>racist as fuck robot
>use the word nigger dozens of times in a given day to disparagingly describe black people
>walk down the street
>black guys dap me up
>tfw nigger irl
ITT: we post comfy music, pictures or some art we like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoNyUm8fG0c&list=PLjJbtXhX56H5LYuzWgtt2lrLGh724bAKf&index=2
i think lo-fi music is kinda comfy
and my favorite comfy albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5O2JdoFMIwk
>>29799069
Thanks for starting a new one anon, I love comfy threads.
>>29799169
But unfortunately my computer is out of commission due to flooding so all I have is recent comfy pictures I've nabbed from threads or things I've googled for.
>>29799069
Not particularly into comfy pics, but I really like Starry Cat and Attic Abasement. Here's a bump.
a-anytime now roachies
>>29799055
F-FUCK OFFF. HOW IS IT THAT YOU'RE ALWAYS POSTING WHEN I'M BROWSING. GET OUT OF MY MIND REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29799055
*roach noises*
>>29799113
THEY await your call
Who here lives in the middle of nowhere? This is the downtown district in my town.
Places like that are so comfortable to be in...or pass through. Big ass roads, few buildings, no people/traffic.
City kids would never understand.
>>29799143
Just because I live in the city doesn't mean I haven't been out in the boonies and agricultural counties countless times.
me
the best thing about it is not a libtard or shitskin in sight while citycucks get enriched by Tyrone on a daily basis
>You were born in the US instead of Brazil.
>You will never be a big assed latina girl.
>You will never make Chad fall in love with you.
Feels bad being inferior.
>>29798993
>realitykings
wew lad
>>29798993
Brazil has the best hookers
Hispanics are 20% of the US population. 2 out of 10 women in the US is a big assed latina girl
Why do women get so pissed about the roast beef meme? Is it true?
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/07/a-mum-just-slut-shamed-taylor-swift-in-the-worst-way-and-no-can-actually-believe-its-real-5992837/
>>29798940
original bumperino
apparently this wasn't original so let's hope it is now
>>29798940
inb4 all the roasties and their pathetic orbiters come
>ye-ye just don't know how vaginas work
>>29798940
Roasties and their fucked up eye brows, when will they learn.
Have any of you calibots ever been on an Elliot Pilgrimage to Isla Vista?
>>29798906
>calling it cali
Jesus, it's enough that all the turbo normals and swagfags here have to wear 'cali' on everything they own.
how did this guy not get laid
holy shit I have his t shirt
Got it from Goodwill, it's an old navy tee
its all over now. ps whats your favorite onahole?
I got one question for you. Team Peppy or Team Dat Boi?
You mad bro? You seem mad.
oh yeah it's the one with the soft teeth inside and a tongue, and then it has a throat section deeper in. I don't own an onahole though but I'd get that one if I did.
i envy people with slim bodies even if they are nothing but bone.
fellow robots can anyone help me become a skelly?
>>29798835
>fellow robots can anyone help me become a skelly?
stop eating
>>29798850
it ain't as easy as people think
>>29798867
I know i was being facetious
