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In this thread we say really nice things to eachother. How was your day anon?
OP, if I were to ask you "are you a fag?" would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
>>29795696
:(
original sad face apparently not original enough
>>29795646
>How was your day anon?
i stayed up til 11 am, felt dizzy and was almost passing out by the time i made it into bed. then i woke up around 3:30pm and here i am, back on the internet.
how about you?
ITT:green flags for women
>natural coloured / undyed hair
>traditionally braided hair
>practically/modestly dressed
>artistic and outgoing
>kind loving personality
>High emotional intelligence
>>29795633
>no guy friends
>no lesbian girl friends
>have father and mother
>raised with traditional conservative values
>no tattoos
>watches educational shows instead of mtv
>has empathy for animals
>Only allowed to leave the house to go to church
>Went to a private girls' school but was escorted there and back by her parents/chauffeur (didn't board)
>tfw an error in mu college application forces me to go to a college I liked but the wrong program.
What do I do robots? Do I give it a try? Drop out before the first day? What do I do with a year off?
This is a very bad feel.
>>29795608
Just inform the registrar's office you were placed in the wrong program, fag.
Can't do that. Either I take this program or nothing. I would have to be put on the reserves list and then a bunch of people need to drop out.
>>29795608
I agree with what >>29795652 said, don't tell me you're such a fucking beta that even fucking administrative errors can push you around?? Quit being a literal cuckold and go get it resolved, cuck.
There ARE people here who want to and will kill themself
>tfw this scares you like fuck pls guys don't die
I will almost definitely kill myself. I just want to record a moody music album first and then use my suicide P.R. boost to get people to spread it around. Like Kurt Cobain did, or whatever.
What are you going to do about it OP? Are you going to be my friend through all the hard times and save me? Or do you not really care, like all the others?
>>29795570
nice you might get a whole 50 downloads on bandcamp
As a white guy, I want to FUCK a brown girl
b-but /pol/ doesn't consent...
>>29795569
>/pol/ack here. I used to exclusively persue white women (and get nowhere) but I couldn't resist forever.
>he would rather fuck that monkey than this
You gay brah?
Share your musical taste robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyEusKu44wc
>>29795504
Beautiful. Beautiful indeed.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-j61rI90HRM
Originalitohyoto
y'know fellas back when i was your age when you liked a girl ya just went up and talked to er, we didn't have, uh, "internet girlfriends" like ya do nowadays
i think ya'll would be a lot happier if ya'll had some prime cut steak made with pure, texas propane. the protein is good for yer "hormone levels" and whatnot.
if you're really havin' trouble meeting girls, talk to your old man, that's what my boy would do
then there's old boomhauer, he knows a thing or two about "the ladies", heh.
>>29795430
I haven't had good barbeque in forever. That's sounds really good. What kind of steak do you recommend in terms of style? Medium rare, rare, well done, something else?
>>29795493
>Well done
And lose all the flavor?
>>29795430
yeah man tell you what dang ol just yknow that there CK 1 then one day yall be just standing in line at subway, dang ol, hol the mayo hol the lettuce, dang ol... mayo jus' gets everywhere man LOL know what im sayin' dang ol, jus.. log off man
Weird fetish support group tread. Normies need not apply.
Pedos and footfags I know it sucks but try not to take over the thread.
What's your fetish anon? How bad do you feel after fapping? Is there hope? Share the feels and talk among friends.
>>29795414
Jerk to sissy stufd, no hope, feel like an acute/obtuse retard after
Children and feet.
Am I fucked?
I watch cuck porn imagining myself fucking the guys wife/gf. Anyone else do this?
I feel equally bad when fapping to any porn tbqhwyfam
>Starting to wish I could just let go of what few principles I have left and start fucking sluts left and right because being whores is all they exist for.
>Know I'd hate myself for becoming what I hate.
>Know that I'm a hypocrite for even entertaining the idea.
>Know that I only really want to start using those living fleshlights I see in clubs because I'm increasingly losing all hope of things ever getting better and I just want to find some shallow enjoyment in the utter shitshow this planet has become, even if it makes me a completely degenerate prick.
>And because I know that I'm not going to find a wife in this age. They're all just fucking sluts now, and I'm wondering why I'm not just taking what advantage I can of this shit reality instead of continuing to believe in some kind of distant reality where things are better.
I don't think I can be a good guy any more. I don't think I ever was one. I'm too weak to be good.
I'm trying to fight the current of this world, and I think I'm losing badly.
>>29795384
>giving up your dignity for hedonistic lifestyle
your choice at the end.
you reap what you sow anon.
patience is the virtue of life. don't give yourself into the pathetic path that has no meaning in it. because you will feel empty.
>>29795501
>patience is the virtue of life. don't give yourself into the pathetic path that has no meaning in it. because you will feel empty.
I know. It's the reason why I haven't just lost the plot already.
Keeping up the willpower is just difficult for me because I don't really have willpower to start out with.
>>29795577
than look for that willpower. find it and cherish it.
What do you see in this image, robots?
the funyarinpa
a rune scimmy
A person choking another person, i think?
How come most NEETs (and a good portion of normies, too) seemingly don't know how to cook and thus have never prepared a proper meal by themselves in their entire lives?
Someone could assume that they do know how to cook many meals, but they're far too lazy and depressed to bother with it. But that's wrong, these people are completely UNABLE to make even the most basic meal, I bet that many can't even operate a fucking stove to start with.
I initially assumed that it's because their shitty, possibly perfectionist and hysterical parents decided to not care about teaching their offspring such an incredibly basic life skill, but this kind of shit happens in normies too. What the actual fuck is going on?
Guys well into their 20s that still rely on mommy for all of their food needs, or just live on ready-to-eat meals all the time. And yes, many "grown-up" normies are guilty of this.
So again, what the fuck is going on?
t. NEET that actually cooks every day
le please respond bump reply
>>29795364
My dad tried to get me to like cooking when I was a kid and that just made me like it even less. I just find it to be a huge chore, that's draining physically and mentally.
>>29795364
Same here. It's weird considering it's easier than ever to find recipes online
>tfw holding your poop in to do a bigger shit later.
>>29795332
gotta save on the water bill :)
>>29795332
Enjoy your coIon cancer
>holding poop in because playing video game and dont want to die
>ass sweat has all but dissolved the seat of my expensive gaming chair
> you could be born in first world, but you have been born in russia
Boy Russia sure is a shit show, abandon buildings, stray dogs, corrupt cops, broken roads, evil government, drunks, egotistical society... I mean the lost goes on, feels bad man
>i will never squat in a circle with my gopnik friends
You need to take advantage of your surroundings.
I'm you will catch up one day...
Why do libfags claim to hate religion but white-knight Islam?
>>29795313
They're mentaIIy iII
>>29795313
It's really strange. And somehow it seems to go hand in hand with feminism too. I think they hate western culture. Or they're just tools of the globalists and corporations and they don't even realize what they are doing...
>>29795313
because objective rationality should be the only governing principle except if someone's feelings are getting hurt
Anon, why do you become flustered and sexually aroused when I show you my bare, naked soles?
I'm your little sister, is it really okay for you to have such sexual thoughts about your sister's naked feet?
OP you should just do it. I know what you're trying to ask. Incest isn't incest until it involves sexual contact. Feel free to lick your sister's feet (if she isnt a minor) but once you put your dick on them, you'll be considered over the line.
>>29795347
Licks are sexual though, especially feet licks.
>>29795363
if you say so. Normalfags dont consider it to be the case
