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>>29794292
Nojkplzpostmore
>Not posting crystal sweat muscle lewdz
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Does anyone here have experience traveling alone?
I am out of work at the moment and my savings are running out. I told myself i'd take a road trip and if i want i should do it soon while i still have some cash and the time.
My concerns are:
>no friends
>don't know where to go
>don't know what to do there
>don't want to spend too much on hotels
My car is reliable and i'm located in socal. Any thoughts or recommendations?
I'm concerned that i'll
>drive
>eat alone at a diner
>browse phone in my car
>browse phone in motel
>sight see for 2 hours
and then what?
Just drive to another town and have a beer in the pub mate. Sleep on your car if you can. Road trips are definitely about the journey and not destinations. Just ride.
>>29794340
>Road trips are definitely about the journey and not destinations
Thanks that's about what i wanted to hear. I really enjoy driving.
I have never been to a bar. I just turned 21 a while ago. Won't be a problem will it?
I'll tint my windows so i can sleep the drink off a bit just in case.
>only online friend
>scared of them getting bored and leaving
>i stop talking to them for a while
>they text me once
>it's a v short text
>go crazy and send 5 messages in a row
>they're not interested anymore
>they actually get bored and leave
what do i do now?
>>29794238
I'll be your friend, OP.
>oregano commento
I'm your friend OP.
> original commit
>>29794238
So, tell me about yourself? I'm being sincere, by the way, about helping you out.
>tfw not Australian
Even with some of the shit things like your terrible PM and your gun laws, you guys make it seem like so much fun to live there. Also you guys have a great accent.
>>29794236
>not mentioning they are masters of shitposting both on the internet and off
>>29794287
I forgot about that. They are the kings of bants, even better than the brits.
>>29794236
It's pretty neat to be quite honest with you.
How do I get a cute Steam gf/bf robots?
am very lonely.
>>29794222
they are a figment of your imagination
they don't exist
>>29794222
Nice trips.
More to the point, dont. They can only hirt you.
Source: anecdotal evidence based on personal experience
>Online relationships
Original Waste of Time Comment
>tfw no ku klux kutie gf
>>29794218
That is very clearly a child.
that's the spanish holy thing not the KKK
>>29794218
I reverse searched that and she's not in the clan. It's some Catholic thing in Spain.
I can't escape this hellhole
hahaha memes
DAE le top kek xD
>>29794215
LMAOOOOOO me asf fuuuuuck
*shudders*
Why don't you just move to Japan?
>>29794212
because I'll still hate myself, and feel alienated
2D =/ 3D
Japan is racist and xenophobic as fuck.
Not to mention no matter how weeb you are the culture shock will still hit you like a fucking brick.
Not to mention the work culture there is more toxic.
I don't want to be the equivalent of a beaner in America.plus mommy and poppa live here :^)
So anon which one of us would you date?
Tits or gtfo
Royal seal of originality
Neither.
Seems like high maintenance, don't need that.
>>29794204
none
feck off
Talk about any movies you've seen, lately. Review them. Or whatever. I just watched Green Room. Good knife effects, man.
fuck all waifus
especially that dumb fucking cunt crispy
>>29794149
>tfw Yelchin's arm
That was terrifying.
>Neon Demon
A E S T H E T I C: The Film. Dense as shit with hidden meaning, I love it.
>Swiss Army Man
Similarly dense as shit but funny as all hell. I don't know how they got me to cry for a farting magic corpse who speaks eloquently about masturbation but there it is.
>>29794149
> I just watched Green Room. Good knife effects, man.
>review
Watched Zardoz, good head it had.
Can someone fill me in on exactly how a board dedicated to original posts and comments became a sort of refuge for NEETs and the clinically depressed?
>>29794139
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan!
Swiss cheese
In other boards whenever someone would post about feeling suicidal and tfw no gf eventually they started being chased off to here.
>>29794139
>Perineum
Is that the name of the taint? Huh.
What do you think about the half your age plus 7 rule?
Would you break it?
My girlfriend is the youngest I could have, following that rule.I'd go significantly younger.
That is bullshit. Love has no boundaries.
>>29794066
rules are meant to be broken
i only talked about that stupid bullshit when i wanted to reject people without hurting their feelings
>trying to cut back on how much coffee I drink
>didn't drink any coffee from when I woke up until just now
>felt like I was going to pass out at any moment
>just drank coffee and feel way better now
>>29794028
Caffeine is physically addictive, anon. Quitting cold turkey like that is going to suck. It's easier to just decrease the amount you are drinking at the normal times. Not cut out drinking caffeine at particular times of the day when you would normally have it.
>>29794028
Having a cup a day or so is probably fine.
>>29794028
If you want to quit caffeine, cut down by half each day until you get to one cup, then do one cup for a week, then half a cup for a week, then stop on a weekend when you don't need focus. Denying yourself caffeine is hell. step down slowly.
>My butthole feels a bit funny, anon, can you check it out? :3
what the fuck why do you have worms squirming inside your butthole
BBRRRRRRRRTTTT
>>29794009
Did your fart thread go unnoticed earlier?
It has been 36 days since I last smoked marijuana. I have a drug test coming up in 4-5 weeks. If I smoke once today and then stay sober until the drug test, will I piss clean?
You can smoke up to 3 days before the drug test and still test clean as long as you drink a ton of orange juice in those 3 remaining days. You have nothing to worry about. Good luck.
>>29794051
OK. Thank you. I'm asking because I'm meeting up with my stoner friend this evening to help him with his grad school application, and he will probably offer me some pot. I want to know what I'm getting into when the temptation strikes. I cannot afford to fail this drug test at all. It's for medical school. I'm hoping that the fact that I already went 36 days sober will make the weed leave my system that much faster.
>>29794267
>I cannot afford to fail this drug test at all.
Then don't smoke weed retard. Is a couple hours of being stoned going to be worth it if you fail? Have some willpower.
