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How many friends do you have? 0
How long has it been this way? Since the start of summer. I never was invited out. I'm 18 but I was the outside in a group of outsiders. I feel like no one gives a fuck about me. My parents think deperssion is a meme, "just snap out of it". Its fucking stupid. I want to enjoy life and don't want to put it on fucking hold.
0 friends here for a few months. Only had one friend anyway. I have made absolutely no friends in my adult life. 26 now.
0
about 4 or 5 years now
>>29790537
I have a bunch of online friends.
Do they count?
I think I might be in some trouble. I found some mold growing out of my cum rags in the trash in my room and I have developed a cough because of it. How do I tell mummy that I was poised by my own cum.
eww just throw it out
you are a cum zombie now anon
>>29790568
I did but the it is too late and I have already been infected. It sure is poetic that my NEET life style is the thing that kills me.
>wake up
>have to take a shower, wash my face, brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash, get dressed, eat, then go wagecuck
>come home tired, shitpost all day
>have to do everything i did in the morning again + excersize, wash dishes, do laundry, clean up, ect
How do normans keep this up. On off days i literally do nothing but use 4chan from waking up to passing out. Sometimes I just skip everything in the morning or dont eat all day because everything takes so much effort to start doing.
>>29790509
Is this all there is to life? Fuck I wish I was never brought into this shit existance.
>>29790509
>brush my teeth, floss, mouthwash
>eat
Strange order there, m8
>>29791696
me again
Yeah, I'm trying to find purpose. I'm learning saxophone and thinking about joining a band. Also study spanish an hour a day (or almost every day), and am writing every other day.
It's not really helping yet.
When people say high school is the happiest times of their lives, I actually kind of get it now. When old people said that to me in high school, I fucking kek'd and said "i hope not". But it is. You're still young enough to get caught up in it all, and you're either a normie/chad and enjoy the hell out of it, the friends, social status, or you're a nerd and are busting your ass for your future, or you're a robot and are looking forward to the day when you get the hell out of there, all the while finding little ways to get through the day in the mean time.
But all of these give you purpose, something in life to look forward to. Most people, probably even the successful nerds, lose that as they get older. You become too aware and familiar with it all, and you start to see that none of it really means anything. It all becomes a blur, you lose the intensity of youth, the structure of high school (this hits robots the hardest), and it all seems pointless.
Honestly, the kids who died in high school shootings are lucky, in a way. Regardless of their circumstances. They went out on top.
>start talking to someone online
>it starts off fine
>a few messages later
>i just want to stop
>scared of saying something wrong
>think i'm boring them
>consumed by feelings of inadequacy
>i hope they stop replying
>start sending shorter messages to make them leave early before i get attached
anyone else like this? i don't want to ghost them but it's so fucking stressful and hard. i just want to retreat back and do nothing and be lonely n miserable.
>>29790484
please help me bros. it's getting really bad and i just want to have someone to talk to sometimes. but it always ends up making me feel like shit
>>29790484
I know how you feel OP, I can't keep a conversation going with anyone, not even my own family, I have no idea what to talk about.
ITT: friend auction.
Using myself as an example, I can tell there are a lot of lonely and irl friendless folks on here. So in and effort to fix this I'm auctioning my friendship off to the most impressive showing of consecutive digits in the first 25 posts. Being my friend will include things like: text conversations, encouragement, pretending to care about your problems ...etc.
Make me feel wanted /r9k/
Pic not relate but my mom is the graphic artist who unknowingly created this meme.
>tfw you thought she said she likes autistic guys but she actually said artistic
>realize you do like autistic guys
>feel like a sexual predator because it's a disability
>>29790469
Autism isn't a disability. It's a genetic mutation and the next step in human evolution.
>>29790491
>autist thinks he's the pinnacle of human evolution
wew lad
Depressionfags will never know the hell that is crippling anxiety. It's about 1000000x worse than depression.
>GAD here
>>29790376
I HAVE BOTH
>tfw anxiety during GAD got so overwhelming and stressful that something gone wrong in my brain that I became depression
Also people with anxiety disorders often fight with depression which is a response.
Maybe you have depression and you don't even know. If you don't, find a doctor before you end up like me.
>>29791083
>>29790376
my depression got so bad that it overrode my anxiety. iv basically accepted everything now and i dont care
>>29790376
I have ultramax anxiety.
Even something as simply as waiting for the pizza guy can feel like the world is about to end.
Normie bingo thread?
>>29790369
that was fast and easy
>>29790369
how am i supposed to play this?
I just did this to feel better about myself which I think should deduct points
What things would you do if you could transform into a good looking guy at will?
What things would you do if you could grow a penis at anytime you want?
*you can switch back to being a girl at any time
*you can revert your penis back into a vagina at any time
>>29790340
I already am a good looking guy with a big dick (6inches).
> What things would you do if you could grow a penis at anytime you want?
I'm soory, my english skills are bad.
If i coud grow penises with my will i will grow them on arms and legs, consuming cheap dogfood for gaining mass.
Try peeing while standing, the action of aiming seems fun
>just got diagnosed with leukemia
>poorfag 3rd world country living alone in the middle of nowhere
>white male, so no previleges at all
that was a very horrible run tho.
Yeap, so long robots and thank u for all <3.
>>29790304
Which stage?
>>29790304
I'm sorry op. There's not much else to say.
>>29790304
Sorry. I understand you, I'm in a very similar position.
Seek some help if you want, there is always a random chance for someone to help you.
If you don't want, which I understand completely, then make yourself as much comfortable for the remaining time as you can. Either that, or end it all.
I love you op.
>mfw I realised you only need $450k of capital to earn 1.5k a month after taxes
Almost halfway anons. 24 years old now plan to retire at 30. Any other anons doing early retirements? tips and tricks please
I'm confused. You'll be retired and living on only 1.5k a month?
how do you do this? Do you place money in the bank and collect interest or something, or is that the money you'll be living on for the rest of your life.
Also how do you get 450k?
Well there's all sorts of capital, so that doesn't really help anyone. You could make higher returns on your investments by buying capital in the cocaine trade, like Columbian coca farms and police bribes and smugglers and gangbangers and that sorta thing.
Robotos... Cute girl at work is fawning over me and I want to fuck her, but I don't want to complicate things at work. I need this job mayne (and I love working there.)
What the fuck do I do?
>>29790268
Fuck her, duh
Stop being a faggot and fuck her. Things don't get complicated unless you're a bitch and let it get complicated. There is a difference between office life and a social life after all
>>29790268
kill yourself and then you'll have no need to worry about anything ever again
>tfw no symbolic analyst bf
>tfw no tomoki gf
>tfw no book learnin' gf
>>29790378
tomoki is the brother you dumb fuck
>see pic someone posts of their room
>see prescription bottle on desk
>intensely internally speculate what is might be for
>try to imagine what their dicks look like under their pants
>>29790187
>look at room
>can instantly tell it belongs to an extrovert
Happy birthday, OP.
I have no original content to add here.
Iron (Wo)Man is a black woman now who needs no man!
Thoughts?
>>29790183
As long as she's a good character o don't care
Of course that's probably not the case
What...
I honestly wouldn't give a shit if iron man was a black man. I could see it fitting.
But a women, just make a new character called iron women...
>>29790183
It's fucking Female Thor all over again.
Make a new character, I don't care, but don't fuck up existing ones
Post comfy pictures you've taken. Comfy art and gifs are still allowed
Walking around taking these as I go
OrgAnal
fishing on overcast days
