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>hey Anon, why do u even tryin? There is no hope for man if he is ugly and dicklet. Eventually she will cheat u with us. Remember, cuck not a man
>>29788300
Why are they talking like cavemen?
Yeah dog just be uself brah, remember xD pathetic fool
OP talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.
Who here picks up a pen or some other long object and imagines a swordfight with it while listening to music at their desk? I keep a K'NEX piece on my desk at all times to do this with along with using to scratch myself.
>>29788270
two pens with my hands dueling eachother yes. Regularly got in trouble for it in school.
>>29788270
I used to have a black Bic Crystal pencap and blue one battle each other. They were flying robots and the sharp part was their swords. They would mostly thrust tip forward, and then flip around to slash each other with the pointy sword. I still did this when I was like 25 and working full time in an office.
>>29788436
Also I just saw some in walgreen's on sale and bought 30. They didn't have blue or I would have picked up a pack of blue too.
Post cute things ITT
>>29788269
>mfw these dogs have both kissed more times than I have
>>29788269
op be real with me here
does what you posted look cute to you or did you just google an animal real quick and throw it up because the more I look at that fucking deer's face the more it looks like a fucking huge abominably deformed bug-eyed rat
you guys are seeing that shit too right
like what the fuck
Cutie dick xD
Well /r9k/? What's your new life like?
>>29788267
Let's roll and find out, shall we?
>>29788322
>roll
W-what are you doing...?
Lose everything
Rectangle body, normal height, C cups, meso body, blue eyes, blondeness
Life's a bitch upgrade and active word and whorey
Sounds about ideal to me
Prove you're a oldfag. I'll start.
>The robot wasn't always there.
Majority of people actually used to make fun of Christians.
When all the religiousness started I thought people were being ironic desu, it took me a long time to realise they weren't
The captcha is a good thing if anybody remembers what it was like in 2006
>>29788209
im still a newfag
How do people not live in big cities?jesus Christ it's so boring anywhere else.
>>29788161
That looks amazing. I dream of moving to otaku land and eating exotic asian dishes.
Pros:
>things to "do"
Cons:
>normies everywhere
>sjw politics is rampant
>niggers steal your shit and you can't do shit about it
>cramped and expensive
>hot as hell in summer, cold as the arctic in winter
>everyone is narcissistic and obnoxious
>long ass commute
>the metro systems are full of boombox niggers
>you will be one of the first targets during a war
>you are in a threshold of disease and get sick before the rest of the country
>you can't have pets
>it costs 200 dollars a month to just park a car
>the streets are nasty
>cockroaches and termites crawl out of the storm drains
>"unique and interesting" people everywhere
How the fuck is it good to live in a big city?
>>29789042
>every big city in the world is like I imagine it to be from my basement
>ISP cuts down my internet speed because I missed a payment
>still fast enough for 4chan
normies btfo
Also it's retarded because if you cut my speed I can't do online banking anymore so how am I supposed to pay you now? Are you even thinking this through honey?
>>29788131
why would slow internet prevent you from using online banking
>>29788131
Internet should be a considered a human right and provided for free by taxpayers
>I seriously think this would be a good political platform to trick liberal normalfag wagecucks into giving neets free internet
>>29788151
Everyone knows that the webpages with some kitschy new age background and a handful of numbers on them take up huge amounts of bandwidth. Plus I need to load my Flash Shockwave banking assistant, Marly the Monetary Manitee, who can answer all my financial questions with thousands of unique animations and responses.
Ever since i was a little kid, I've been conditioned to respond to anger or being hurt by distancing myself from the person responsible and acting cold and distant to them. Lately I've been working on this. I know what makes me respond that way and I know what I could do instead but when it comes to actually doing that, I fail every time.
How do I control my emotions better? I want to be well-adjusted and happy. I feel like I'm so close, I just can't do this last step.
>>29788102
You're a grown man brobot... How the fuck are you 'getting hurt'?
>>29788102
Why would you want to get closer to anger and pain? One'd think those are things you shouldn't "embrace".
>>29788117
Lack of father/masculine figure.
Raised/coddled by mother too often
Is America a meme?
I'm not from the US, and it seems to me that everything great is in the US. Like online shopping, everything new, anything online etc etc you probably have encountered it more than me. Because of all this, I'm thinking of moving to the US. But I know neither how nor if I really should.
I'm white and I speak German and English. I have a German passport.
Is it worth going to the US or will I get shot daily?
>>29788096
Also this is probably redundant since I posted here but I'm a bit of an autist.
>>29788096
America is great for talented and capable people since the free market and individualism roots out all those who are incapable of competing in such a society.
>>29788126
I'm smart and talented but I hate doing physical work. I guess America does almost everything digital now so I wouldn't be homeless I think to say the least.
Talking about homes, I read that in America houses are way too pricy. Even rent is expensive. Is this true? Are there cheap housing options?
I was heading out to work around 6am, being the wagecuck I am. I stopped to get cigarettes from my local shop.
As I was walking into the store there was a woman with a coat on over her pyjamas, at the counter buying various types of breaded/battered chicken (we don't call them tendies in the UK)
She was very stressed out, saying to the shop worker that she had to get the chicken for her son or he would kick off (throw a tantrum) she said she thought he would have grew out of it by now and wondered why he wanted the chicken at 6am.
I was gobsmacked, I couldn't believe that the tendies meme was real.
Share any other real life stories of tendies and the like, maybe even your own.
>>29788059
Holy shit anon! Could you tell us more?
>breaded/battered chicken (we don't call them tendies in the UK)
Damn I'm learning something new every day. I don't know why people say /r9k/ is a cesspool. It's filled with educational "nuggets" (I couldn't help myself) like this. All my friends are gonna be so impressed when I start calling my tenders "battered chicken". It's so European.
>Broke up with gf of 1year two weeks ago because abusive took her anger out on me and was a typical Stacy.
> Got new qt3.14 gf around a day after, things are going good
>A week before july 1st she tells me she's going to brail
>mfw
>she talks about all the parties she's going to go to and she wants to get wasted
>mfw she could do anything ie cheat
> Bring up these concerns to her directly
>" Oh anon I wont do that to you I love you"
> Even says she wont drink things going good
> Start being more comfortable of her not drinking and being with other people
>In skype call the other day and the whole time shes just guilting me into letting her drink
>mfw she also talks about in that same call about how everyone remembers her as the crazy girl who did stuff with other guys
>mfw I bring this up "anon this was back then not now I'm with you now I wont do that I promise (((:"
> I let her because she's basically saying I need to trust her
>mfw shes gone until the 30th of august
So what do you think /r9k/ do you think I'll get cucked?
>>29787948
Op here she also said the reason why she wanted to go to brazil was to drink (::
>>29787948
god you're a delusional faggot.
yes she is lying to you.
yes she is fucking chads.
yes you should kill yourself.
now get out u fucking normie reee
>>29787948
>going to foreign places just to drink
She's another basic Stacy, you delusional fucker.
Even worse, because she seems insane and she's blatantly lying.
>there is people on this board RIGHT NOW that don't know who moot is
How does this make you feel, anon?
Why the fuck did Nolan show us moot? We would've known.
>>29787925
who is this 'moot' guy?
So who is moot? Stop teasing us.
How do I get a Virgin bf?i don't want a used up man. Most girls don't like virgins but I'm so paranoid about getting stds that I literally can't even kiss a man who isn't a virgin without feeling sick.
>>29787886
im a virgin babe xD ^.^
you can use me up anytime >.>
>>29787969
I forgot to add that he also has to be some what cute
>>29787984
okay now what
robot
tfw you break up with your qt.3.14 vietnamese gf just because you know you are gonna end up hurting her in the end anyway's
>>29787833
>tfw went on a vacation to the thailand and got a local girl pregnant
>she wants to have the baby and start a family
>say yes but too afraid of responsibility so I get back to the states and cut off all contact with her
I always wonder what they're doing now
>>29787833
>self-fulfilling prophecy
>well done
>>29787884
holy shit dude, lol
Is better to be friendzoned or to not have any friends at all? There's this girl I hang out with sometimes and I think I should just tell her to leave me alone since it's too hard to hang out with a girl that's not interested in you.
Pls don't call me a faggot.
>>29787828
This is exactly how your oneitis feels about you.
>>29787828
Tell her how you feel, and ask if she feels the same way. If she does great. If she doesn't, tell her that's fine but your friendship has to end for you to find someone who does.
Also stop being a faggot. OKC is easy as fuck to get dates on. Clean up, take a bunch of selfies in different lighting and environments, and pick the best one. Do the same but with a picture of something else you're doing WITH SOMEONE ELSE. A hobby or event, something to show you do something besides shitpost and fap to animoo. Sports event, a car show, making s'mores, etc. Use these as your profile pictures.
Write about yourself. It doesn't have to be a lot, just fake some generic normie interests (list specific sports, movies, books) and some unique ones (rock climbing, going to the dog park, cooking).
>Hey :) You seem like an interesting girl. What're you up to?
Copy and paste that to every single girl. Every one. That way you don't waste your time filtering through and only have to respond to the ones that respond to you. And every girl has been told she's pretty. You'll get a lot further telling them they're interesting/smart/funny, and saving the physical compliments for later.
GL anon.
>>29787828
Maybe just become a faggot then you will hang out with girls and not be interested in them
