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>You will never romantically dance to some French music with Alizee
Why even live?
>>29786490
>dancing
are you some sort of a huge homo?
i want to fucking impregnate her not hop around like a poofter
>>29786582
Woops, sorry. I forgot all women are good for is fucking.
>>29786701
you argue with holes like a woman, no wonder you want to fucking dance with a hot girl instead of creaming her pussy
the fembot meme really has to stop
just look at this
>be average looking girl
>shake ur ass and make a video of it
>become known and every guy wants to bang u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwEA6n7vzFs
well yeah
women are naturally more attractive and alluring
men have high sex drives
why do you think women tend to be bi
Average looking? Are we looking at the same woman?
>>29786395
The only people who believe the "fembot" meme are women who think by coming here they automatically relate to the hell that is robothood. Women by nature cannot be robots. Even if they are ugly, awkward, and virgins it doesn't matter because somewhere some guy will still bend over backwards for them, even if that guy is a robot.
The reality of robothood is knowing there is no girl that would have you. That is what we carry, and it is what women cannot under any circumstance hold.
ask a guy who delivers pizzas for dominos anything
Sign anywhere?
>>29786391
I work at Pizza Hut, fuck you pussy nigga
>>29786403
fuck you faggot dominoes shits all over pizza hut
>mfw my dominoes is literally putting the pizza hut next door out of business
>read little sister's twitter
>full of teenage angst
>claims she's sad, depressed, and lonely
>whines how she "has no friends" and how she has "hard time socializing and making friends"
>goes literally every single day out with her friends
>constantly making tweets how she met her longtime internet friends irl
>has has 3+ boyfriends
>just yesterday had like 4 classmates over and they were all singing and laughing together in her room
>mfw
Why do grills do this? I've seen other girls say similar shit when in reality they have rich social lives and everything a human being would need. She's clearly not the socially awkward misfit she claims to be.
And it's not like she doesn't have any reference to what it means to be a shut-in; I haven't left the house in 5 years since I dropped out from college, never had a gf, no friends, literal asperger's, etc. so either she's really naive of what it means to be an outcast, or she's just an attention whore.
TL;DR:
Why do extremely social girls pretend to be socially awkward? What is there to gain if they're clearly not socially awkward?
>>29786321
>Why do grills do this?
Same reason they do 90%+ of their actions, attention.
>>29786321
Perhaps it's trendy among normies to be "socially awkward".
>>29786321
>has has 3+ boyfriends
At the same time?
How does one become "cool" ?
Nah, nah... cool is OUT now. Cool is square. You want to be TRILL these days. Wear your biggest chains and put on your Supreme clothing and post pictures of yourself on Instagram, with the hashtag #TRILLMOTHERFUCKER. Sorry, I know all of this is a lot to swallow at once. Other self-proclaimed trill motherfuckers will be glad to give you trill assistance if you need it. Trill brothers help one another in their time of need. That's what being trill is all about.
Happy trilling, my friend.
>>29786355
trill, what he said
>>29786299
Don't. Being cool is for tools.
Just be happy instead, they are definitely not the same thing.
Can you change your race?
>>29786291
Your pic answers your post perfectly.
Nice job. You /thread'ed your thread in one sitting.
>>29786305
That was decades ago, guy has been dead for nearly a decade.
>>29786325
I was about to reply calling bullshit and saying that 2009 wasn't too long ago, but you're right. It's almost been a decade.
Where the fuck has the time gone?
Hey /aus/fags hows your day been?
>>29786280
pretty good. had a vietnamese pork chop for lunch then went shopping in bunnings. just shitposted for the rest of the day. how about you?
>>29786280
Same as most days. Nursed my hangover for most of the day. Avoid my parents as much as possible (I'm now 30 and moved back in to their house). Pour a glass of goon around 4pm. A few glasses later and I'm on here while watching some Korean movie. Same routine for the last 6 months or so
My stomach aches and my arms and abs hurt. Life is suffering.
I'm thinking of doing something crazy.
The love of my life, probably the only girl I ever loved dumped me over 5 years ago. At the time I didn't fight it. A case of grass is greener and you dont know what you got til its gone syndrome. Years later that relationship has still effected me because I haven't loved another girl since her. I haven't had contact with her, for so long I blamed her for my pain. But the other day I finally let it go and sent her a message on fb about what I should have said years ago. She has yet to see it.
Now Im thinking she is going to think I'm crazy so why not go full bore crazy and ask her to move abroad with me and teach english. The prospect of teaching english abroad has become more and more attractive. I don't have much going for me here. I battled addictions, spinning my wheels on the career path getting nowhere, friends are all married or have kids now and whatnot. I keep thinking about how one day I'm going to die and thats that, so why not take a chance.Why not take a real risk for once?
of course i realize she probably wont do it. do these kinds of things ever happen outside of movies? people want to believe they are adventurous, but then when it really comes down to it they stick with their dead end job, and they watch tv, they drink wine at home with a significant other they don't even have sex with anymore. all i know is i think i have to try.
>>29786273
Isn't she fucking a new guy at this point?
>>29786568
very likely. she isn't as much the need a man type gal, but most women dont stay single very long if they are good looking.
>>29786721
>>29786273
Five years is a long as time anon. How old are you? She's probably not the same person you fell in love with. Before sperging all over her, have you tried telling her how you feel?
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>>29786268
Fuck you
orignaI comment
>>29786284
Basil comment
>>29786268
It's alright anon, we'll destroy the normies. Hang in there.
>always had a hairy ass
>decide to shave it
holy shit, it took forever but I never realized how juicy and round my ass is when shaven.
>mfw I can fap to myself
Am I literally Narcissus?
You know we need to see it OP
>>29786164
How do you do it OP? I have tried to, cuz my ass is also hairy af. Teach me
How to you shave your own ass? A razor blade is way too dangerous and a regular razor doesn't fit between the cheeks.
Would you like a nice, ice cold glass of water? So refreshing isn't it?
>>29786139
nice try, not falling for that again
I drink water from water bottles. I can't remember the last time I've had a proper sip of water.
I'm afraid I'll have to forgo your water and instead have the patrician's drink of choice.
Reminder: there are rules.
>>29786103
I forgot about that stupid ass shit
>anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
this legitimately is fedora: the website
>>29786167
Most of the internet in that time was, ya underage faggort.
So theres always been the whole Alpha vs Beta thing here on r9k, the so called Beta uprising and the autism sperg meme spread by reddit. Have any of you men ever asked yourself if you're a Sigma Male? Essentially you're not necessarily the Alpha but you sure as hell refuse to be a beta. Heres some common traits:
>Intelligent yet introverted
>Physically capable, 'Alpha' in a physical and sometimes social sense
>Betas and unpopular people gravitate towards you. You form almost like a following of losers whom you hate yet you dont want to be apart of the alpha group
>Go against the grain, you refuse to follow. Even if every single person agrees with the Alpha you'll disagree out of spite.
>Have social interactions, some friends even casual romance and sex but can easily just do without it. You don't need it. You dont care about peoples acceptance.
>Do things entirely for yourself when you want too or when you don't want too.
>May present yourself as quite handsome, well dressed/groomed but may also sit quietly at the back of the party and not interact with others
>>29786085
>Physically capable, 'Alpha' in a physical and sometimes social sense
So then a sigma male is just an Alpha who hangs around betas?
Looking over that criteria I would definitely say I'm a Sigma male. Thank you OP for clarifying what I have always thought in the back of my mind yet did not have the words to say. /tips fedora
>>29786085
>Intelligent
>when you want too or when you don't want too.
>Go against the grain, you refuse to follow
>labeling yourself a sigma male, a concept which someone else made up, because you're so desperate to fit into a category
you're kidding yourself.
>be me
>on tumblr looking for special snowflakes
>find one (SU profile pic, 14 yo, all posts are about cishets)
>jackpot.gif
>they post "if youre cis and you correct a trans person youre just bigoted and childish!"
>youre
>i reply with "*You're"
>"THAT'S IT ARE YOU READY TO GET CURB STOMPED IN 2016"
>maximum triggering achieved
This is pathetic. Who would waste time looking up tumblr accounts just to troll people?
>>29786013
nice work. keep it up +1 gold star.
Oh my god OP, is that a picture of "You can run but you can't" Hyde?
Didn't he just recently kill a "dumb nigger" for resisting arrest? Someone should do something. He can't keep getting away with it.
>be me
>5/10
>start dating 'leftover' 7/10 chinese girl housemate
>tells me shes slept with 2 guys before
>dead inside, but willing to accept because beta
>8 months in tells me its more like 5 guys
>fuckmyshitupfamilia.jpg
>pretty much did all her degree work for her
>filled with rage. should never have helped.
>shes constantly on gmail
>emailing a friend? :)
>no, anon, just keeping in touch with my ex...
>we speak every week anon whats the problem
>have seething rage for her now
>returning to 10/10 korean cutie virgin or nothing plan
>that lying fuckdoll of shit
>the. memes. were. fucking. true.
>pretty much did all her degree work for her
This is where you fucked up.
>>29785987
Try being less picky with looks. What if you meet a virgin wife material girl. Will you ignore her if she's not attractive enough? You said you're a 5/10, a 10/10 virgin is probably not going to happen. Pick your priorities.
>>29785987
Why would you do her degree work? Even if she as your 10/10 qt virgin, this would be retarded. Doing it for some leftover slag is ever dumber.
