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>Be me
>Take LSD
>Lay down for nice sleeps
>Cant get to sleep
>Lay with dog
>Laugh at morphing face
>Post on /r9k/
What do now bots?
>>29783806
>take "LSD"
>try to go to sleep
Let me guess, you are 16 and the tab you took tasted metallic and bitter?
>>29783827
I am 19 and it tasted like nothing really, kinda like just some coardboard.
>>29783827
I should have explained i took it at 9 and it kicked in at around 11. Havent been able to sleep since.
>be socially awkward girl
>born fat so no guy wants me
>too awkward to ask guys out
>tfw robots are a meme because if they existed I'd have a boyfriend
worst bait today
kill yourself
>born fat
Chew you havisfaction a singlicious satisfact to snack that up?
>>29783782
>fat
Well there's your fucking problem, princess. Not even robots want to date a fat girl outside of those desperate sad sacks who make those "belly gf" threads.
Most robots are either holding out for Stacy or are content with their waifus.
>you are the poorest person you know
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
/poor/ thread
>other people say that you're rich while they're the ones who go places or eat out
>>29783740
why not just make more money OP? I don't see the problem
>>29783740
at least you aren't also the stupidest person you know
it feels like everyone around me pities me
I wish I was born literally retarded instead of just semi-retarded like I am
Your bf gets beat up and physically overpowered by a larger man.
How do your feelings towards him change?
>>29783683
>expecting non-bait responses with this shit thread
Where do you think we are
>>29783683
Tbh he's less of a man. I mean, it's pretty difficult to say, because he's pretty tall, like 6'5 and has muscles, so i doubt that people would beat him up.
>>29783683
they don't.
not that i have a boyfriend but why would my feelings for him change because someone else was a piece of shit?
>hurr why didn't you save her
Most girls in porn already are sex workers. If you see a chick who only does one or two scenes, then they're usually call girls. Most of them are druggies or party girls. There are no pure girls in porn. They're already too gone.
Or you're too far behind.
>>29783666
Fuck is this the Mad World girl? That webm is absolutely hilarious.
>>29783700
what? what webm?
Just found out I'm known as "the creepy guy" in work, what does this mean?
They know you post on a pedophile anime website
>mfw I'm pretty sure I've creeped out the only good-looking girl at work because she caught me obviously staring at her ass and now she always works at a register behind me
>>29783744
I look at girls feet and asses all the time and idgaf
Can we have a vocaroo thread of people saying "Don't ever talk to me or my son ever again"?I have a hard time imagining what it would sound like and hearing anonymous voices is cool.
Bumpity ump.
>>29783468
I hope your thread's still alive in the morning because I'd like to participate in this. Used to like doing Voiceover threads on /co/ and this'd be a fun way to get back into it.
>>29783468
Can someone explain this meme and post more examples? I understand the phrase and image, but don't understand in which situations that phrase is said or where this meme came from.
>move to japan
>get stared at everywhere i go
H-How do I become invisible? All the staring makes me uncomfortable..
Dude I'm black and in Japan right now and people don't stare at me at all. Are you deformed or something that would attract attention?
i think harry potter had some invisible blanket or something did you try this yet?
>>29783463
Asians don't like blacks at all. OP's probably white or something. It's either female japs staring at him for the white cock or neet japs staring out of jealousy
Look at what the cops did to eggman. Where's the outrage?
egg lives don't matter
>>29783382
thats what he looks like without makeup
Remember, to crack a few eggs you need an omelette
I feel like an npc whenever I wagecuck.
Anyone else feel like this?
The customers are the NPCs. Always.
>you will always be a background character is everyone's stories
>>29783370
Would you rather be a NEET? Being an NPC is better than not being in the game.
Last thread hit image limit. Time to get comfy (again).
>>29783362
How do you like my bed?original salami
>>29783437
Pretty comfy, familae. I'd post mine but the file size is too big.
My only comfy.
No friends, no gf, no job.
Is this all I can get out of life?
>at mall
>guy walks up to me and says "you're just like other girls" just because I was wearing an Unknown Pleasures shirt
what the fuck?!
Are you a girl?
He was probably taking the piss, because of course their are woman out their who will wear t-shirts like that because "they are like sooo indie", when really they are just looking for attention
>>29783282
I am a girl. I'm not like those girls that wear Pink Floyd shirts without realizing they are wearing a Pink Floyd shirt.
>>29783198
I had a similar experience.
Apparently it's popular for chicks to wear the Unknown Pleasures shirt even though they have no clue who JD are.
>Be me in highschool
>See a chick wearing UP shirt
>Run up to her extremely happy
>"Oh shit you dig JD? They're awesome I love post punk! You dig-" (it goes on, I was freaking out that I found someone that digs the same music)
>She finally stops me and is like "Oh this is a band...? I thought it was just a cool shirt."
I've seen a few other chicks wearing the shirt since then too.
Gregorian edition.
July 7 is the 188th day of the year in the Gregorian calendar. There are 177 days remaining until the end of the year.
Morning lads, hope some of you are still awake.
I better not be the only person on britfeel who can never sleep.
I had a job interview yesterday and it went really bad. I got really stressed out afterwards and decided I best stay away from 4chan. I wondered into normie land and won 100 quid on a scratch card so that cheered me up.
How was everyone else's day?Hopeyoudon'tmindifIpostthewaifu
nigii sandwitch
>>29782989
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Meant to use this one
Daily reminder if you cannot unhook a bra you will dry up your partner and instantly signal to her that you're a virgin
>>29782866
bump for a post of truth, get practicing robots
>>29783768
>get practicing robots
HOW?
I don't want to buy or steal bras.
Just pull the damn thing apart, she'll think it's a le fiery display of passion or some shit
Offer to buy another one but don't
what do you live for, anon?
>>29782705
Fun, family, good food, wife, kids, adventure, traveling.
You know, the basics.
My family. If they were gone, I would probably just OD on heroin so I could end life on a high note
>>29782734
yeah but are you really fulfilling it?
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