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You are not alone. I am here with you.
>>29785974
Thanks anon I'm here too. Idk why but this made me really happy.
Thanks, buddy. Sometimes it feels like nobody really cares about who I actually am. Nobody ever asks me how I'm doing anymore. I feel so lonely all the time.
>>29786289
Care to tell us who you are then? (However you want to interpret that) Also, how are you anon?
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>teIIs me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantIy lose respect for him
I assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actualIy curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficuIt or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>doctor
>get into conversation with some student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>teIIs me "electrical engineering"
>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>at restaurant
>a man starts choking
>his wife jumps up and shouts "QUICK, CALL AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER"
>everyone laughs
>the man dies
>I fuck his wife
>>29785956
I went for electrical engineering. Degree was easy as fuck and got the highest grades in the Program without studying. would I say it was easy as fuck, yes. Would I say anyone could do it, no. Some students simply could not grasp it.
friendly chad help thread.
>semi-professional model
>uni graduate with highest honours in history of art (lol i know)
>boxing, running, yoga, acting and climbing are my hobbies
>slept with 44 people at the ripe old age of 23, including many models
>used to make threads here about how i would befriend 'robots' and sort of wingman/help them be more confident and have higher self-esteem
>would like to do it again
I'm a friendly chad who has browsed this board for years and can (to an extent) understand your struggle and would like to help with questions.
these threads went well in the past, I can recall stories about irl robots who I helped.
disclaimer - I do this for sheer narcissism. I know I am genetically gifted and incredibly competent. Yes, I do care about your, but I also use you as a vehicle for my own self-gratification. I'm open about this, but I understand if you don't like this.
I bet I could kick your ass to be honest.
You sound like a fucking dick sucker.
>>29785932
I'm only 5'9" OP. Am I going to make it?
How do I deal with flaky women? I've just been getting into Tinder/texting women regularly very recently and have a couple dates set up for later in the week but they've all of a sudden gone silent. I didn't say anything spergy or spam them or anything, they just haven't responded to my last texts in a few days.
Good morning, wagecuck.
And turnoff that alarm. All the other wagecucks are getting angry.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29785898
Thisthread has no replies so let's fix it, and no, I'm not OP, as you can clearly see by looking at the "unique posters" counter.
>>29785972
You physically disgust me, the world will be better off without you in it. Delete yourself
>>29786020
Lemme guess, wagie ragie?
Tendys are for normie faggots pic related is TRUE robot food
YES
Except Beef & Bean are the god tier flavor, faggot.
Nigga do you even ramen?
>>29785822
I-I'm not a faggot.... God damnit anon...
How many people do you think post on /r9k/ regularly? Not including lurkers and occasional visitors I would guess less than 200, perhaps even as low as 100.
I post pretty regularly
probably like 4 or 5
Heh. Hard to say. Maybe 200... And a lot of us are truly here ALL DAY.
A lot of people from other 4chan boards will come semi-regularly to bait us too.
>Make friend online
>Start being honest with each other
>Spill guts out to them about things like getting molested and drug abuse
>They accept me for it
>Months of close friendship, message them every day, have webcam sessions etc.
>Suddenly they disappear from skype
>Get in contact with them via e-mail
>They are still avoiding me and have been for past 2 months
wellp, looks like I'm back to not having any friends.
Thinking about becoming an hero. Life without any friends is miserable. Even just one person would make me feel better but now I'm stuck at my parents' house doing nothing all day. How do you guys live like this?
>>29785756
Why haven't you gone through with it?
>>29785793
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
That feel
Ol' Beel
I know some robots are super smart, so does anyone have a get rich quick scheme they're willing to share? Or have used in the past, pls help
Do a ponzi scheme with bitcoin services. If you have capital then you can do a pump and dumb with cryptos.
Write a shitty self help book and sell it on Amazon. They publish anything by anybody for free. Sell each ebook copy for $3 and you'll get $2.10 from each sale.
>implying one "scheme" will work for everyone
>implying shit won't go wrong
>implying it's as easy as a scheme
>wake up day off
>text heyyyyy baby to 6 guys
>eat pancakes
>reply nonchalant to 6 guys
> meet attractive guy for lunch flirt entire time and reject him when he asks to meet up again
>draw full of sex toys. Use them for 2 hours straight better than any man anyway
>meet up with bestie for a drink show all screen shots from annoying men and laugh hysterically.
>decide fuck it I need a real dick pick most attractive off 6 guys "hey come eat ice cream with me"
>have him fuck me 2 hours straight and then say "I've got to study you better go"
> watch TV shows satisfied
How did your day go anon. Rain here in Aus makes it so much easier to reel in men.
>>29785726
Wait it rained today? I slept till two
>>29785726
you are such a h0e, i love it
>>29785743
Yep rained most of the day where I am
Why haven't you gotten /fit/ yet? No matter how you look right now you will become chad.
>B-BUT MUH PERSONALITY!!
None of that shit matters when you start looking good
Can confirm.
But those stretch marks tho.
How the fuck did he go from 42 year old suburban dad to 20 year old weed dealer.
>>29785700
Because I'm a hungry skeleton and I find it excruciatingly hard to eat more than 1800 calories a day.
What do you call a cyborg who is female?
>>29785694
it's called an attention whore
>>29785694
They don't exist, but they'd just be called cyborgs.
Attaching female pronouns to an already neutral word is just attention whoring.
>>29785694
Tay Swift
ITT: Mediums that induce a state of depressive catharsis (Pretty much the only feeling which I and most of us here wish to peruse).
Album: Low - I could Live in hope
Anime: Texhnolyze
Movie: Perfect Blue
Game: Planescape
Rate, rec, hate ect.
>>29785674
Oh and book fuck...
Notes from the underground
Website: 4chan
Song by Dead or Alive: Send In The Clowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TxVkJE8z7U
>Just eat more anon ^_^
>>29785598
it may be annoying but it's true. barring some kind of disease or a tapeworm, calories in > calories out and you'll gain weight. the laws of thermodynamics aren't only for fat people.
>>29785617
its hard to eat you fuck
>>29785598
>Just eat less anon ^_^
Why don't you bitter robots fall for the Japan meme? This is a chart from a survey of 20 year olds on their relationship history.
The right chart says 45.7% of 20 year old girls have never been in a relationship.
The left chart says 21.3% have never had any romantic experience including unrequited love.
>>29785586
So? That doesn't mean they didn't sell their pussy for expensive purses and shit since middle school. It's a disgusting degenerate society.
I know statistics are boring, and it's 5 in the morning here, but here's some more hope.
Here's the virgin percentage of unmarried women in 2010
age: percent
18-19: 68.1%
20-24: 40.1%
25-29: 29.3%
30-34: 23.1%
As a virgin white anime watching 5'8 7/10 ottermode university student with a 7.5 inch cock and slightly "kawaii" bieberesque features how would I do with Japanese women?
>be me
>32 live with parents
>jacking furiously to anime, I think I'm going to break my penis but don't care
>chanting my usual mantra as the sweat pours down my face
>BIG DIRTY BIG DIRTY.....
>start moaning and shit as the door creaks open
>it's my dad
>I've entered some kind of fugue and my dick is literally a dark purple, almost black color
>I've been edging for 7 hours
>He just stands there not saying anything, I don't know he's there yet I can't think about anything except getting this nut to a cartoon girl
>I am actually slurring phrases like "Fuck me baby, oh fuck, oh my fuckin god little girl don't even stop my fuckin dick babe my dick, fuck me......"
>"Son"
>I whirl around screaming like a girl and bust onto my own face
>Stare at the man who created me with jizz all over my face
>He literally starts to silently cry and walks away
>I can hear my mom crying moments later
>Slump back in my chair and stare at the ceiling for hours
I don't know what to do.
Big dirty what?
>>29785579
For a start be silent when masturbating. Than lock your door when you fap. It's embaressment, it will fade over time.
You know what you have to do, we all do
