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would you go on a date with ReviewBrah, /r9k/?
if we can discuss politics, sure
>>29784320
is his whole channel a joke or something? like haha he reviews junk food using flowery language that's so funny kinda thing?
Date? Nah. It'd be cool to hang out with him and eat and discuss fast food though
What does /r9k/ think about libertarianism? Is this the robot-approved ideology/philosophy?
>>29784318
Yea if you're not a classical liberal then you're economically illiterate or a dumb statist/collectivist
anarcho-capitalism is the best
original
Probably not, being a "robot" revolves almost exclusively on blaming others for your problems while demanding society to support your shitty stupid lifestyle.
/r9k/ edition
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>>29784314
102 images early bae
Let's get it fuckin [this is an original robot9000 comment] started.
>>29784314
you have to make it nsfw or it gets deleted as belonging on /lgbt/ (a sfw board)
What are black Chads called? Tyrone?
>>29784271
yeah
so there goes the thread.
What about Hispanic Chad?
>>29784296
Or Asian Chad?
A couple of decades ago people freaked the fuck out because of a census.
Today there are shills on every website, everything gets tracked, society in a whole has become a bunch of submissive slaves.
When did everything go so wrong ? The deception works, nice work guys.
>>29784265
and your point is what exactly?
>>29784265
>The deception works
And what are they trying to mislead us from? Can you elaborate?
>>29784910
Take this, you will understand:
https://edwardsnowden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the-art-of-deception-training-for-a-new.pdf
I don't wanna commit suicide, but I definitely wanna die. Is there any worthy causes I can martyr for? I feel like having two legs and two hands makes me a somewhat valuable resource, I could be useful for eminor work
I wonder about that too. Feels a bit wasteful to kill myself. It's going to cost the government hundreds of thousands of dollars to process me. If wish there was some war somewhere they could send me to. Not just going to police people that hate us because we bombed the shit out of them and come back with PTSD on top of being a robot. A real war I probably wouldn't come back from. Apart from a war I don't see what else there could be... Maybe I could just do really dangerous stuff and stream it.
Suicide bomb a mosque
>>29784490
All memes aside, that seems a little too morally dubious. I'd like to not doubt that my life/death was well spent
What the fuck am I supposed to do? All I do is sit in front of my computer all day, mostly on 4chan (which is cancer) and Jewtube. I fucking hate it, but there's nothing else to do. Everyone is an unintelligent, boring scumbag with no interesting hobbies or interests, there's nowhere to go and everywhere is exactly the same. I'm so sick of this shit but there's no alternative.
>>29784200
Get a job you fucking shite. Its easy to think you're intelligent and interesting but what the fuck do you bring to the table?
>>29784234
I have a job, you ugly, retarded nigger. What the fuck is this insanity with all you cucks thinking a jerb gives life such ecstatic meaning. Literally what is damaged in your brain matter?
>>29784200
>What the fuck am I supposed to do?
WATCH ANIME
FAP
Whats yhe worst you fucked up with a girl /r9k/?
>>29784193
Giving a shit at all.
I invited her to a party, she didn't reply or turn up and then later I heard her laughing about it with her friends.
Not really that bad but it's the only time I've come close to asking a girl out.
>>29784193
I do not talk to girls so I cannot fuck up with girls.
You cannot lose if you don't play
>tfw no foamer bf
Get out you disgusting fucking roastie
Yes this is an original comment
whats a foamer
>>29784833
a railfan
>have depression whole life
>parents said I didn't cry much as a baby
>said I had an 'old soul'
>24
>not sure if medication would help or make me worse
>don't want to become a zombie
>don't want happiness if it's fake
I'm fine with my contentment but god damn I wish I had the motivation other people do. My social life is kill just because I never made any effort outside of school/work to maintain relationships because I just didn't care that much
I'm becoming a complete shut in what do?
>gave up on real happiness
>meds don't even work
At this point being a klonopin zombie sounds kinda nice. Maybe if my family ever actually hospitalizes me like they threaten to I'll throw an anxiety fit and pose a threat to the psych ward staff.
>tfw found out a couple years ago my mom has it too
>meds either give migraines, shortness of breath, inability to fap, or worsened it
>waiting on a callback for a job i probably won't get
I'm about ready to just call it quits and try to get benefits. I don't want to do it but anything's better than no income.
What habits do other robots have? What are some red flag habits?
>currently crack my knuckles and neck compulsively
>know it makes people uncomfortable
>can't stop
Pic unrelated
>>29783999
I can't stop scratching my head
It feels so good but it makes my scalp get scabs
If I'm ever feeling particularly autistic I repeat "I'm going to fucking hang myself" over and over to myself
I love cracking my neck, feels good.
is it even possible to get a qt emo grill these days
I sure hope so.
Riggie smalls
>>29783947
depends on where you live. goth/emo culture is pretty much dead in the U.S.
>>29784028
where would one have to go to find them
All I want is to slam some boypuss
Is that so much to ask?
I'm at the point where I dunno if I want to slam some boypuss or have my boypuss slammed.
>>29783933
>>>>/lgbt/, now fuck off.
>>29784360
You should try both! They're both equally fun
>turn off TV to go to bed
>go into my room and prep myself to fap
>look for the cumrag I hide in a spot behind my bed
>can't see it
>figure it must've just gone under the bed
>look under and completely clean
>I look back at the spot and notice its been cleaned out and much neater
>tfw I know my mom has found it while cleaning and threw it out
What the fuck do I do when I wakeup and see my mom?
>>29783907
Masturbation is a natural thing, she probably wont mention it and you can pretend that it never happened
>>29783907
ask your mum if she's seen your cumrag and hope that she will offer you to make you cum from now on so you dont have to masterbate. thank me later.
>>29783907
Either your mom is a puritan Christian or a sane, normal person that recognizes that guys masturbate.
Should I get breakfast, then shower?
Or shower then get breakfast?
I was thinking if I did the former I could do a double breakfast
Double breakfast for the true winner
1st breakfast would be pancakes, bacons, hashbrowns, overeasy fried eggs, a kale salad.
2nd breakfast is biscuits, steamed potatoes, grilled chicken breasts, and spinach with strawberries.
Damn just typing those made my mouth water
>>29783939
I tried my best famalama
>>29783878
>hp9OyKw
