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>tfw dreamed about her again
why must i wake up
>>29784760
Whenever I have dreams with her I only want to never have such dreams again. I should have got over her a long time ago, but somehow she keeps slipping through my subconscious and making it to the surface to inflict some pain and regret in me.
Fucking lesbo. I which I was born a girl.
>>29784760
Who is your dream-fu, anon?
I-I'll show mine if you show yours.
It feels so good, except for when I wake up. I think I'm going to start taking sleeping pills or nyquil or whatever to sleep more.
This happened to me last night ;_;
She's a clueless libtard and has a very immature personality and I tell myself I don't even like her but I guess I still do
Who killed her?
My penis of course, bitch couldn't take it
>>29784747
You typed this comment. Think about that. You actually made the effort to type this.
I feel sorry for your mother.
>>29784734
pic related. they were just blowing off some steam.
>>29784747
adam wasn't a pedo.
If I'm attracted to lolis but not real life children, am I a pedo?
Ask better questions to get better answers.
If harboring sexual inclinations towards individuals under the age of 18, or even 16, makes one a pedo, then we all guilty as sin. It's no surprise, in evolutionary terms, why young women nearing puberty begin drawing increasing attention, even from those significantly older than them.
As for the recent rise of porn from Japan, that's another issue entirely. The death of the Japanese male has been turning global. These images play on the brain like crack. Take it easy on the hard shit.
Loli is the best, loli is love, loli is life.
No.
>>29784726
No just a run of the mill autist
Are you a virgin because you're always rejected, or is it because you've never tried?
I've never tried.
>>29784677
Never tried faggot right here.
I mean I tried like once, but the rejection was so painful that I never tried again.
It's because I live in a fucking Muslim country. Save me robots ;_;
I'm not a virgin, I don't try as much as I should but I never really get rejected because I only try when I know I have good odds
>2+ years experience for a below minimum wage job
How did we let it become like this
>>29784673
I hear ya man
>>29784673
My first job out of college listed 2 years and a masters as a requirement, I had only an internship for 5 months and a bachelors, got an interview and the job anyway. If it's an entry level job, doesn't hurt to apply anyway, as long as your resume is decent.
>>29787093
What makes a resume decent?
What's it called when your girlfriend fucks other men and you don't fuck anyone?
Feminism?
original original original
Modern Marriage
Iain>>>>the troll>>>>>lavren
Is it really so hard for normies to comprehend that we have no friends?
>>29784637
yup.
I drive for uber and I was trying to explain to this roastie the other day how I never go out because there is nothing to do and she suggested that i just get together my group of people and play it by ear and i was like bitch if i had friends there would always be soemthing to do but i didn't say that i just said "good idea thanks"
>>29784637
Yes. The idea of someone having no friends is completely at odds with the normie worldview. If you get them to come around to the idea somehow, their assumption will be that since only really horrible people don't have friends, you must be some kind of monster.
>>29784691
Actually, the worst I've seen is that tehy keep asking questions like "well what about your high school friends, are you still in touch with them? well what about old co-workers? well are you a part of any clubs?" I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF THERE WAS A LIVING HUMAN BEING WHO WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH ME YOU NORMCUNT SHITFOUNTAIN
Looking for mommy gf to take care of an impressionable baby boi.
Requirments:
-Must be caring/loving
-Must like talking to me as much as possible
-Must hug me and change me.
-Must be average to qt
-MUST NOT BE FAT
Please leave a description of yourself and at the end of the day I'll get back to the one I pick.
I will accept the same requirements but fat is also allowed
Thank you, hope to hear from you soon
bump for potential but not really.
Mommy also has to breast feed me, and shower me with handjobs and love. :3
Let me see your chat fails, or let me see page 10, /r9k/
how can you be so fucking dumb
She's obviously trash, dodged a bullet.
>>29784606
what site was this on? I actually have a good personality, skills and interests so I might have some luck.
> "Uhm...and how long do I have to stay in the psych ward?"
> "Oh, we can't tell that now :)"
What have I done? They called me out of the blue to come to them tommorow 9am. Normally it takes some months to get a referral. This is some kind of trap. Do they even have internet? I thinkk I really should just not go, man.
Damn man, cant help you.
whats your story? what do they know, OP?
well when you get there you might get some cool drugs or just become a mindless zombie
>>29784487
I've had friends who've been in mental hospitals. It's not as bad as you'd think. It isn't a prison, and they're not going to keep you with the dangerous psychopaths. You're gonna have a private room, get some meds, have daily sessions, and be given ways to entertain yourself.
Really it's a robot's dream if anything.
>Tired all day
>Mind is too active at night to get decent sleep
>>29784473
Your diet is shit
You view too many screens before bed
/thread you cuck
try reading a book instead of staring at the computer screen. youll get so bored that youll fall asleep.
>>29784473
get a new job/ new hobby just fuck it all up and see if it works
>old crush asks chad friend whos at his house over the phone
>me and anon
>she says ew.
im a person too.....
story doesn't make sense
You have to understand that normies do not consider us as persons.
>Had an old friend of mine at my house
>her friend facetimed her
>"where you at?"
>"i'm at anons house"
>"which anon?"
>she says my last name and i hear her say "oh him" then "are you getting the dick?"
can't believe she said oh him fuck her
I'm fucking done r9k
My retarded single mother may have ruined my only chance at love in my life. Some one talk me out of it before I go fucking psycho
>>29784413
If this is not bait, then fucking cut ties with her and explain to your oneitis what happened.
>>29784413
stream insanity pls
>>29784413
You have to kill her, it's the only way
Love of my life is getting married tomorrow, why even live?
>love of my life
No, she's not.
>>29784370
You two weren't fated, move on move on move on before you're damaged beyond repair
>>29784370
>My first and only girlfriend, met her in highschool
>We quickly became best friends shortly after our first encounter
>Get into a relationship with her
>Best thing to ever happen to me (or so I thought)
>Relationship remains alive throughout high school
>We get an apartment after graduation and go to the same uni together
>Things are amazing. We're still very much in love
>After 9 years of being together, when she and I are 23, she decides to break up with me
>"I found somebody else, anon."
>My life shattered from there
>I thought I was going to marry this girl
>Decide to drop out of uni, even though I was at the top of my class. This was purely out of depression.
>Fast forward 7 years
>She's married
>Has two girls with that same man she left me for
>I'm still not over her
Fuck
>You wanna do WHAT with our stinky assholes?
Jap girls asshole isnt stinky
>>29784362
clean them so they're not so stinky.
assholes should be fresh enough to be sucked on at all times.
>>29784362
>our stinky assholes
No girl actually talks like this.
