I-is he still alive?
It's about 9pm where he lives now...
>implying he wasn't making shit up for the lulz
>>29788570
probably trolled ur dumbass
did he give an address, someway to trace him?NO
>>29788570
is this canceranon or what?
How come there are no black people in Naruto?
>>29788559
niggers arent gooks
But there are.
There's black people in the hidden cloud village.
Who /manbunstheirlonghairindoorsonly/ here?
Right here. Sometimes I undo it when the delivery guy comes, but it ends up looking weirder than in a bun.
same
wouldn't be caught dead looking like that where people could see me
I think my problem is that I can't grow a beard. And a manbun needs to be combo'd with a beard.
>need to buy groceries
>shower, shave, put on deodorant and normie costume
>go outside
>can feel people staring
>they know
but how
>>29788538
It's your demeanour
They are superior at subconscious nonverbal communication. They read your body language, including facial and eye movements.
>sing in my car
>know they can all see me
>first day at work tomorrow
I'm stressing the fuck out, famalans.
Hopefully I'll die in my sleep tonight.
>>29788536
Is this a real job or just some shit paycheck job? If it's the latter, who cares? Just do the bare minimum.
>>29788536
what are you doing anon?
Good Luck!
>>29788590
What this guy said
Original post from an original poster
Does ReviewBrah ever tell us what he does besides make videos and listen to shortwave radio? Like talk about school and/or work, if that's his house or his parent's, etc.? I've watched his "Average Day 201X" videos and he doesn't seem to mention anything about his life outside of videos and shortwave radio.
It's definitely his mom's/parents' house. I remember his mom shouts at him to shut up in one video (can't remember which).
>>29788519
Has he said anything about having a job?
HOw autistic is he?
Look at the bright side of our lives. I have a slice of momma's pie, a bed and a computer. What more do we really need?
>>29788490
Vagina would be nice.
>>29788490
>Put trump hat in picture
>Put his trash face in picture
Seriously op you act like a bitch
I'd like a gf tbqh
Where do I get a qt tomboy gf?
That girl looks like a complete and utter dyke with terrible fashion sense at that.
>>29788501
Shoo shoo
Tomboys are only for patrician tastes
Return to Stacy or Whore next door types and leave us be
>>29788501
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT YOU LITTLE BITCHBOI OF COURSE SHE LOOKS A BIT LIKE ONE THATS WHY I ASKED WHERE I CAN MEET A TOMBOY GF! THE BOY IN TOMBOY STANDS FOR BOY! WHO THE FUCK EVEN CARES ABOUT "FASHION SENSE" ANYWAY ARE YOU A FAGGOT OR A HIPSTER GO EAT A FASHION MAGAZINE! FUCK OFF!
I cut my long hair into a chad haircut. Now I want to kill myself because I'll look shit for two years. I've been crying for like an hour.
>>29788418
Man, what on earth led you to do that? It wasn't your hair that was the fuckin' problem and you damn well knew it. It's the fact that you're a fuckin' robot.
Goddamnit, why can't I send someone a beer through the internet yet? That was a stupid enough decision to deserve a sympathy beer.
>>29788418
Get over it mate
I'm like you, i worry about the stupidest shit way too much, i care about what other people think about me to an extent where it makes me regret pretty much every decision i make
But when you really think about it, who gives a fuck about your haircut?
Literally nobody, I'm sure it looks fine anyways senpai.
>>29788418
Kek, are you me mate?
I just did this shit today as well, but to be fair mate, it's more functional so if you don't really love your hair long, then you have nothing to be sad about.
Sorry about not looking like an extra-special snowflake any more cunt.
Any uncle or soon to be uncle robots out there?
I'll probably become one next year and I already feel like I fucked something up.
>>29788416
i have 5 brothers, two of which were born from a different mother and way before I was born, and both have wives.
They're probably gonna have children soon cause they have fucking good ass jobs that pay shit tonnes of money.
I wouldn't mind being an uncle.
>>29788542
sorry mate, 4* brothers not 5. I'm a bit retarded.
I can't wait to be the cool uncle who plays Mature rated video games and buys illegal fireworks from the indian reservation
Anyone else here an uberrobot with a Stacy mom?
>Mom was a highschool cheerleader
>100% Stacy, I see her yearbook pictures and shes the type of girl who wouldn't even acknowledge that I exist
>Has a billion friends most of them Stacy's
>Most of my relatives on her side are Chads/Stacies
>Always asks me why I don't have a GF and why I have no friends
>Always talka about...
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>>29788406
Your mom is a Becky, not a Stacy
>>29788426
Would you mind explaining this for me?
>>29788510
Your mom is a basic boring white girl (a Becky)
A Stacy is like the female hipster, shy, reads good books, acts like she might be a robot...but is actually really hot and has sex with all the cool guys.
Tell stories about your experience in retail
Fastfoodfags and pizza delivery drivers welcome as well
>muh bootstraps guys! Just work hard! Accept what you are given in life! Muh confucious! If you're not successful it's because you're lazy!
>bumping with a story
>be bagging the other day
>wrinkled middle aged cunt comes to cashier
>Had just come in from doing carts so I was tired
>She says, "oh you don't look very happy"
>Then says to cashier who also wasn't smiling "Oh, not happy to be working on 4th of july"
>Cashier is honest with her and tells her "not...
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Quitting my job at Tim Hortons in 3 weeks
Feels good mang. The worst part about my job is that my coworkers are all normies and hate me for being an ugly robot.
How do pizza delivery guys feel about regulars? Do you judge me?
*blocks your path*
*draws katana*
I'd like to go out with you...
*rushes at you*
ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
*teleports behind you and stun locks you*
Pic related.
>>29788381
Th-That's lewd, Anon...
I-It's not like I want this or anything...
*ahegaos*
>>29788356
*beep boop*
"Step up, nigga"
*charges towards you at walking pace, vacuuming away all the dojo dust and grime*
FUCK OFFFF WINDOWS 10 I DONT WANT TO FUCKING INSTALL YOU STOP ASKING ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFUCKMICROSOFTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is why you use an Apple laptop instead.
>>29788355
Yes. Although I feel like I must be taking the long hard one up the butt from zombie Steve Jobs somehow, he lubed up so well that I don't even mind.
>>29788355
Apple computers fucking blow. I've been a macfag for the past 8 years I'm tired of it, the OS has gotten terrible with time. The next computer I get is gonna be running Linux or windows 7 professional or ultimate.
Nobody was ever indicted for killing either of them, its basically a closed case by now. Really? The cops can catch some random gangbanger who kills a crackhead in less than 48 hours, but when it comes to two of the biggest rappers of their generation their fucking hands are tied? Give me a fucking BREAK!
The government wanted them dead to help stop youth corruption and make rap less cool, but it obviously failed. What a joke.
>>29788326
wow great thread this sounds like an important conversation
i'm very sage in this
will you put kurt cobain death on the agenda?
he is a robot musician from the same time period who also died
>>29788353
Kurt was an emo faggot on drugs, he offed himself because of drugs.
>>29788326
only 60-70% of murders get convictions, big guy
ghetto street shootings are notoriously hard to investigate