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Ask a guy who independently discovered the meaning of life anything.
It's something you can even know yourself given the right circumstances. Anyone can get a very good taste of what it is in just minutes (and it will blow your mind) since we're all part of the same thing, but you need to piece a lot of things together to properly get the big picture.
This realisation is only ever created in a subjective environment, but it will be known in that moment stronger than anything you've ever known in your entire life.
The problem is, the message has to be delivered in a very specific way. Most don't know how to deliver it, because it goes far beyond anything you can put in a book.
I'm working on a video that's looking to be about 30 minutes long at fully explaining it (not published yet).
What you think reality is, is but a grain of sand to an entire dessert. That's how wrong you are in your thinking. But the great thing is, despite how shit things seem in this moment of time, it's all perfectly structured, and the reality to all of this is far better than you can even possibly imagine and it will get better on a magnitude you literally can't even imagine, but only if you start paying greater attention in life. If you tap into it strongly enough for even a short period of time (which isn't hard to do, given the right "delivery" method), you will cry your eyes out at the beauty of it.
If any of this thread makes you feel small and insignificant, understand that you're an integral part of all of it, and the potency of it penetrates every fibre of your existence. However, you unintentionally block yourself from accessing most of it throughout your life, even as you read this. Right now you're accessing an absolute shit-tier level of it, but this can change entirely.
(And no, this isn't psychedelics talking; I've never taken anything beyond a bit of salvia a few years ago which didn't really give me any real insights.)
What is the exact purpose of your post?
>>29791448
To give robots hope and to inspire them to work towards this place I'm talking about. It seems ridiculous from your point of view, but even though I don't know you guys, I care about all of you and wish to help you. This is one of the effects of dipping into this stuff.
This is a Q&A thread also.
Tell us how we got here and why we have no choice in where we are
Don't lie
Straight robots, you ever felt attracted to another guy? Girl for femanons.
>>29791363
I think I'm straight but I keep falling in love with my male friends when they're nice to me... n-no homo
>>29791363
One of my friends is gay and I love to flirt with him, 'accidentaly' touching him and pressing my body against his every time I can get away with it
Never felt anything towards him, I just love to tease someone and it would get weird with a girl after some time
I'm able to fap to extremely feminine guys but that's about it.
remember to puut ohn suun creem
is good fohr yoor skin
>>29791352
I fucking love these ones, please get a thread of these going
Also to whippes yur bumbum after poopsies and to warsh hand tu, is gude to bee kleen
>>29791352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXkf7Bg-Djg
Hi. My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me. Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.
This brings back some original memories.
>>29791309
ive been lurking and scrolling since 2007 for a nostalgia buzz and you hooked me up
Nice bitch, where's the hit girlfriend tho?
>family tricked me into drinking horse semen for my 21st birthday
>now calling me "Stallion sucker steve"
>dad literally used the phrase "it's just a prank" when I started crying
I FUCKING HATE MY FAMILY. I FUCKING HATE THEM. I AM FUCKING LEAVING THIS COUNTRY AND NEVER SPEAKING TO THEM AGAIN WHEN I GRADUATE.
>>29791271
cant be real
origigigii commento
>>29791271
That's nothing
>Be me
>Get invited to """"friends"""" birthday party, don't like him that much, but fuck it
>Decide I'll be a bit devilish and put some viagra in his drink
>Don't realise that 3 other people have also thought of doing this
>None of us know he has a weak heart
>Starts having palpitations
>Have to phone an ambulance
>Has a heart attack
See OP, it can always be worse.
So does your family have a fridge of horse cum readily available or did they have to tug off a horse?
>Play us your beats, Anon.
*beatboxes to get myself into the groove*
Ain't nobody gonna fuckin' fuck my shit
I'm a real big fuckin' deal I'mma be a hit
Like I hit my bitches straight in the fuckin' mouth
I fuck 'em in the throat then I fuck down South
*drops the mic*
Are those tiny little piss jars?
This is a rap for my niggas in the White middle classes
Check out my sweater and my nice pair of glasses
Do you think
You are better off alone
Probably, it's not like anyone wants to be around me so I'll just keep to myself
this is now stuck in my head
wtf m8
>>29791257
> totally addicted to bass
> woww a woahh ohhhhh
Post your current song of the week anons, share your music with your fellow robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dldnT46oCrs&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP&index=14
>>29791251
Good thread op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouiN-uxglv0
>>29791251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN1sA3Fpqg
I've been listening to this on repeat for the past few days
It's really powerful
good thread btw
>>29791295
fucking hell that song, made me tear up when i first heard it anon. well done i needed that again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji9NPW3mi8o&index=1&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP
>Check community mail box
>Know there won't be any mail due to postal strike
>Neighbours all go to check their mail
Who /mischief/ here?
>>29791226
Fellow Canadabro?
>>29791226
>customer asks me to look for something in the back
>go in the back and dick around for a bit then come out
>"oh no sorry I looked everywhere we don't have it"
>>29791226
Isn't mischief literally children behaviour?
>tfw no foreskin and mutilated at birth
I want to die
I wish I was a Jew and got circumised at birth, phimosis fucking sucks.
>>29791482
I once pretended to have phimosis because I wanted to be a Jew
I backed out when they said they'd just make a slit in my foreskin so it would open up
>tfw can't fap for more than a couple minutes or circumcision scar gets rug burned
Just end it now
How could anybody ever love a manlet?
You walk down the street and everybody is superior to you.
Women don't even acknowledge your existence, they don't even see you as a possible mate.
Things will never get better. Kill yourself
Another day, another thread by bitter virgin lanklet whose oneitis is fucking a short guy.
Jokes on you, I'm ugly, not a manlet
>>29791153
Pls delet this
Originalium
Share your weirdest fets.
>I like girls with dual horse cocks, one above the other
>tfw your dream girl is non-existent
>>29791107
That's not a girl anon, please don't refer to it as such
>>29791107
>nazi fetishist
>all of the normalshit women wouldn't even consider wearing a uniform
Faggots
I like horses with horse cocks
Fembots, how do you feel about feminism?
>>29791094
I unironically believe the world would be a better place if men were reduced to 20% of the population.
>>29791094
It's terrible.
I dream of being a stay at home mother of 7 children for my big strong husband. Coking him dinner and cleaning his house.
Now there's an expectation on me to work.
>>29791118
I feel this way about all people, and I'll kick a feminist right in her crotch for telling me how to live my life. I don't want kids, but I don't need some self-important normie bitch who contributes to a cause that makes my life miserable, to tell me what I should want.
Check catalog, no /comfy/ thread WTF /r9k/?
>Let's start one.
Starting this off with a classic we all love.
Comfy but pollution everywhere.
>Cabin in the woods next to a lake
>perfect
>>29791086
>NO internet
Would not survive there
why do people feel the need to "save" me /r9k/?
They want to believe they have the answers to lifes problems, which of course they dont. Ultimately its to stroke their own ego
not enough context
>>29791088
>there are no answers, don't even attempt to find them
>the circumstances you and the girl you try to save were born in are the best possible circumstances a human could ask for
>progress is illusion
>injustice doesn't exist anymore
>the ruling elite wants the best for the wageslaves
>just get a grip on your overinflated ego man
>everything is fine the way it is, people are happy, the ones that aren't must ultimately do it for their ego, since there is no objective reason anybody would want to change anything in this paradise we live in
