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Guys I need motivation, give me your energy!
>>29793171
i wish i could see you
Are you making a spirit bomb? *gives energy*
>>29793171
I am here to steal OP's energy. All posts in this thread give me +1 energy.
Guy who cheats (has one night stands, friend with benefits, prostitution, etc. Basically sex with no romance) on his girlfriend because his girlfriend constantly refuses sex due to it triggering unpleasant memories.
OR
Girl who gets into a relationship knowing she doesn't like sex, making out, or cuddling because it triggers unpleasant memories
???
The guy. IF he knew that before he got into the relationship.
The girl. If she never told the guy until it was too late, but then again, it's hard to specify when exactly is 'too late', as leaving is always an option.
More likely the guy, though. She clearly needs someone who doesn't need sex, some things are not made to be, simple as that.
The first m8. Why would you even consider going into a relationship with someone who can't provide for your needs? Why would you still be in such a relationship after you established the fact she won't soothe your needs? That Only normies are capable of being so stupid, reeeeee rooooooo etc. etc.
>>29793205
/breadcrumbs
I'm no good at anything.
You're good at being you!
>>29793218
no he isn't
he's probably in the bottom 10th percentile of himself
>tfw I'm good at a bunch of things but there will always be someone better than me
Guys when walking in a public place like a mall or a park..etc where do you look? Do you look at the faces of the people who pass by you?
>>29793107
I don't remember. Haven't been outside in 4 years.
I stare into their souls
>>29793107
>thinking about where you look as you walk
pure autism
Is there anything currently emptier than being middle aged without a family? Why is life for male bachelors such a void of nothing?
Having a family is much more shitty in a lot of ways, but being an over 30 single male is like dropping off the face of the universe.
Being 30 aint bad at all. 20s sucked not one good redeeming thing ever happened in my 20's
>>29793157
er well one good thing happened. getting a job that sent me around to different places.
>>29793086
Can confirm. No one takes me seriously no matter what I do, when you're single at 35 everyone assumes that there's something wrong with you.
>tfw there is
How autistic is it to eat plain bread?
I'm at a cabin with my family and a bunch of their friends with their spawn and I've been munching on some delicious bread, as there's no other food to eat here that isn't degerate or requires time to prepare.
Anyway im asking because as I went to return it to the top of the disagree a good 10 of them stared at me like I just killed someone. I didn't do any strange shit, just walked back to put a bag of bread on the fridge. Maybe I had some crumbs on me or some shit but something like this can't warrant a weird ass reaction like that from like 10 fucking people, can it?
>>29793084
I like your image, OP. It reminds me a happier time.
2008-2010 really was the peak of unironic memery.
quite autistic. thats what they ate 1000 years ago because they had nothing else to munch on.
What is degenerate food?
I start testosterone in three weeks. I'm very excited to finally become a man.
>>29793045
would it be gay to be fucked by a female to male?
because biologically she's still a female
appearance wise she's a dude
>>29793045
You can shove as much test up your ass as you want but you will NEVER EVER become an actual wereman you fucking degenerate.
You already look like a man
>Boards you browse daily
/mu/, /b/, /r9k/, /tv/
>Boards you browse weekly
/x/, /wsg/, /pol/
>Boards you used to browse daily
/lit/, /fa/, /t/
>Boards you want added
Daily: /g/, /r9k/, /pol/
Weekly: /sci/, /wsg/
Used to browse /b/, got boring
>>Boards you browse daily
>/r9k/, /pol/, /int/
>>Boards you browse weekly
>/x/, /wsg/, /his/, /asp/
>>Boards you used to browse daily
>/x/, /b/
>>Boards you want added
Split up /asp/ and make a /wwe/ board to let them have their own board.
>Boards you browse daily
/vg/, /a/, /r9k/,
>Boards you browse weekly
/vp/, /b/, /wg/
>Boards you used to browse daily
/soc/, /b/, /int/
What are some good nicknames?
double mint dylan
Eric "You are a jock, you get the Glock" Harris
Dylan "Unloading my Tec-9 on Columbine" Klebold
the minnesota fats
>le boipucci
>le feminin dicks
what do you think about these /r9k/ ?
It's literally gay. Nothing wrong with that, but people really need to accept that it's gay.
>>29793334
Threads. But I think It's wrong
>>29793364
I just don't think gay people should be allowed to adopt. Not natural.
My grandmother is currently in the hospital dying, she's 82 years old and the doctor said she has got a week left to live.
What did you bros do to handle your grandparents passing away?
When she conks out you should call dibs on all the cool shit at her house.
>>29792874
If I was 82 I wouldn't want to have to wait a whole week to finally die, I'd want my thoughtful and kind grandson to come and visit me with a Smith and Wesson. You should do your dear old gran a good turn.
I wasn't close to my grandparents, as they lived in another country, so I guess that helped.
But really, at 82 she's lived a long full life, way more than anyone could expect. What other way to go could be better?
Why the fuck do I keep catching girls staring at me? Why do they always flash a smile when I catch them? Are they making fun of me?
Maybe they want your cock
They wanna pay the troll toll to get into your boy hole
>>29792856
IDK man but having this kind of brain is a terrible curse.
Even if they were interested in you, your brain fucks it up by thinking otherwise.
And even if you can drop your suspicion with some effort, being paranoid is still your default mode and sabotages any trust you build with others.
Style robot rate thread. We may be virgin losers, but we can still dress good :D !
pretty badass style ! Probably the best dressed on here
>>29792782
>>29793174
making a thread and replying to yourself, pretty pathetic even by r9k standards
>>29792782
Damn that probably would've been impressive never in the year never thousand and late
>tfw no vore belly gf to cuddle
>>29792776
how many polygons is that bitch made of?
I want slice open that belly with a long sharp knife, scoop out the entrails, crawl inside her hollowed out belly and live in it like a hermit crab.
>>29792776
And I thought hamplanets were disgusting. This is a hamstar.
Can we have a thread about men getting rekt?
Why couldn't she just have said "no" ...?
>>29793072
Some men are very persistent and get violently angry when refused.
>but not all men are liek that!!
So what, why take a chance when you don't need to?
>abuse an innocent old woman
>rekt
Does not compute
