Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 533. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 533. page
I spensed my last sigarettes money on games, now i just don't have money for sigaretts till next monday
And it was somehow lucky drop in hearthstone, so i wanted to share with you, r9k.
It was 15-booster cards pack in harthstone, here is lucky booster #1 (out of 2)
And here is the second good one.
I'm playing today all day with this new-shiny-crafted deck and it has OK-tire winrate.
>huge forehead
>balding
>even bigger forehead
>>29789770
>shave head
>doesnt matter
I just shave it all off. I'm nothing but a useless breathing bag of meat and bones that's going to kill itself soon anyway so fuck what others think.
>tfw thick head of hair
A good way to measure the conviction and worth of boards is to see who they despise or try to fight against the most:
/biz/: Financial realities through pragmatism
/pol/: Darker skinned people, women and Jews, liberalism
/his/: /pol/, Turks
/mu/: anything that isn't Tibetan dark ambient
/lit/: Pseudointellectuals, people who like genre fiction or John Green
And
/r9k/: Indiscriminately, functional people is any sort
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots
>He doesn't know this is a satire board
Why is that a good way?
>>29789749
>What the fuck is wrong with you idiots
More than you will ever understand or even try to, now get the fuck off my board.
any robots here with autism? I think I might have it, the doctor said I have anxiety, social phobia, and maybe scizo. I feel like I just might be autistic.
>any robots here with autism?
Do you really need to ask?
No you just jack off too much
Commentnotoriginal
>>29789786
I don't jerk off that much only once a day.
Would a femanon give a robot a handjob?
>tfw I gripped my cock too hard and vigorously masturbated too many times
>mfw I don't think any girl who isn't an athlete could ever jerk me off anyways
>>29789784
I can relate, i think my dick can't cum without somone else's hands besides mine
>>29789784
Is that 'The Actor Kevin Eldon'?
>Don't be embarrassed, anon! Lick it! :)
Yuck, look at the roast on that cunt. No thanks.
>>29789708
>I didn't know you're so mean! :(
>>29789694
That's like when you had the cold cuts in the fridge a week too long and the paper is starting to look soggy, and it's beckoning you to peel it open and witness the gray rotten roast beef stank within.
But you don't and you toss it right in the trash instead.
That girl should put this on her okcupid profile.
Is there anything special about you? Back when I was a kid I spent a year and a half sick and now I almost never got sick and when it happens I get well in two days.
I have been around really sick people for weeks and even drank out of the same coke bottle and nothing happened to me
>born prematurely, at 6 and a half months
>got chicken pox more than once
>very tall
>bretty good at drawing
>my incisor teeth are shaped weird and I still have two baby teeth
All I can think of
>>29789721
I was born prematurely too and put into a machine
>never broken a bone or been otherwise seriously injured
i am working under the assumption my body is unbreakable
If evolution is true, why are there still so many ugly people around?
>>29789666
because of capitalism
people can substitute things like good looks and good genetics with money instead
Ugly people scare off predators
alsoRAPE
Isn't evolution stopping for us or something? We basically don't have any predators so most people have a long lifespan and the opportunity to reproduce.
>Customers comes up to the check in desk
>Has purchased an economy ticket
>Ticket cannot be modified and is non-refundable
>Can no longer make her trip and wants to cancel
>Wants me to give her a refund
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29789622
Did this meme just start today, or has it been around longer?
jack ipckels
>>29790841
Ship has been around since January or December IIRC.
hi guys meet my gf
Hi anon's gf!
so nice to meet you :)
Where did the lovely couple meet?
Hi guys, meat OPs girlfriend.
Your girlfriend has a mean face, OP.
>>29789594
*cucks OP*
Just like in my hentais...
what music do you listen to robots? i personally have embraced my inner autist
>no black metal
fuck off normie
>>29789535
The music we have in common is Dance Gavin Dance, My Chemical Romance, and Green Day
>>29789535
>>29789558
Sorry guys, you have to at least 18 years of age to use this website
>24 yo virgin NEET
>have done literally nothing with my life since I finished high school
>feel depressed and suicidal
>decide to do some arts and crafts
>weave a bracelet on a plastic children's loom
>feel much better, like I'm not totally useless
>realize I could make a career out of this, selling my work on the internet
>when people ask me what I do I can reply "I'm an artist"
Suddenly life doesn't seem so shitty. If you feel bad, why not try doing some arts and crafts? Not only does it feel good to create something, but the action is very therapeutic and rewarding at the time.
Pic related, the bracelet I made.
That's great to hear anon, finally some hope on this degenerate board
>>29789510
I'll second that, I enjoy composing and writing. These hobbies help distract me from how shitty everything is. But I'll warn you, don't get caught up with the idea of profiting off your work, it should be its own reward and besides, the number of people who actually end up successful from this stuff is extremely low. Keep it up though, glad you found something to make you happier desu.
I know how you feel dude. Even though it's very hard to make money from crafts, I get excited at the idea that people might want to buy what I make, even though it might be for well below minimum wage, so that i can supplement NEETbux and also have something that I can tell people I "do".
If you want to focus on weaving, I'd say that by all means get your confidence up with bracelet weaving kits... but for selling its best to have an original design with a unique selling point. If you started to get good you could make them into Christmas tree decorations or dolls house wall hangings.
I miss being a NEET with zero responsibilities and all the time in the world.
I finally got my shit together a few years ago and now this is my life:
>working
>tending to children
>house chores
Either my boss, wife or children whine at me. There's constant screaming and a stuff to do like cleaning, drop people off, buying other people things.
I have no money or time for myself. I've wasted the next ten years of my life.
>>29789492
>Either my boss, wife or children whine at me
>mw wife
>wife
fuck off
>>29789504
Literally millions of people get married it;s not an achievement.
>>29789550
Millions of normies who don't belong on /r9k/
I repeat, fuck off.
Hey /r9k/. What are your monthly expenses/bills? I think it'd be fun to see how we budget our lives.
MONTHLY BUDGET: $1440
Rent: $975
Electricity: $50
Internet: $50
Food: $100
Car (insurance, gas): $150
Savings/Entertainment: $115
I hope I get a job really soon :/
>>29789482
>rent 0
>loans 800
>gas 50
>food 1000
>savings 1000
>buying stupid shit 800
>>29789482
Where the fuck do you live in where you pay nearly 1000 bucks on rent alone? And 50 on Internet? Seriously?
>>29789482
Rent 0
Food 0
Internet 0
Savings/entertainment 0
I can never respect you wage slaves. Go to work normalcuck
>tfw so lonely you are seriously considering becoming gay
I could do very well for myself.
But I can't stand dicks...
>>29789483
>Like dicks but not on manly men
>Can't find a passable trap or an incredibly feminine twink
>If I could, they probably wouldn't go out with me
>>29789474
Just make a tulpa. It works for me.
