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>visit 2chan
>click random board
>bring back a present for your fellow robots
Poshel nahui hiesosina. Nehui im v etu ssaninu makaki lezt
wow sick thread mate
It's just like my image except with only one fucking board option because you were too fucking lazy to find it.
Good job.
>>29793666
this guy gets to stay home while I get sended to the shithole of the world
How do i stop thinking about her, brobots?
I want the pain to stop, but she's the only one in my life, i'm too desperate and lonely to leave her.
What are some good hobbies to boost self-esteem? other than getting /fit/
nice pepe, kys
Honestly man, it's a hard process, sure you already are aware of that. Try the vidya games, get some friends in the community, hang out, talk. Some dank maymay kush with some friends help ofc. Helped with me. Three times in a row.
Weed, yes. Other than that anything on the water is incredible for letting go. Hanging out by a stream dangling your legs in the water, reading a book, or sailing, or better yet anything to do with the ocean like boogie boarding. Things that let your mind drift off your problems yet are difficult enough to force you to maintain focus. Have you ever been envious of anyone doing some hobby-related thing? That's the best indicator that you should try it out
ITT post vocaroos of yourself singing meme phrases. Here's me singing "don't ever talk to me or my son ever again"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XIVjEstAAG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zATGIACTeA
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
>>29793960
amazing lyricism anon
>>29793531
Is it cool if I use Clyp? It's the iPhone version of Vocaroo.
Why do women generally have a fluffy top 40 taste in music compared to men?
Hilariously enough I noticed black guys have a similar top 40 taste compared to white guys, too. I don't think I've ever seen a black guy listen to dark side of the moon, for example etc
.....for millennials, how many chicks do you think have listened to this in high school vs. guys?
Same with black guys, too. I'd more likely see a white nerd with cargo shorts and long hair listen to that album when he's 17 over a black guy or a chick, you know this to be true
From a sociological standpoint....why?
>>29793495
>using Dark Side Of The Moon as a watermark for deep music taste
Anyway, it's because women are vapid whores who exist only to consume, follow trends and be treated like objects.
What kind of top 40 lists are we talking about?
>>29793560
>using Dark Side Of The Moon as a watermark for deep music taste
Seriously OP I listened to this with my mom before I started smoking weed with her. What other types of dadkino do you like then, Bob Dylan, or Red Hot Chili Peppers? Mozart?
>looking through the missing kids police page in the Netherlands
>they're literally 95% foreigners
Why tho?
>>29793394
You mean the kidnappers, right?
why indeed. maybe it's the same group kidnapping them and they know the dissapearances of foreign kids will not cause as much outrage.
>>29793394
because around europe a group of patriots is starting to arise, they dedicate ther efforts to dissapear brown childrens, wish them luck
do you prefer THICK over THIN?
pic related is not a comparison btw. it's just a fat girl becoming a thick.
The picture on the right is a good representation of what thick means. The one on the left is a good representation of what morbidly obese means.
>>29793356
As long as she's got some meat on the bones, I'll play butcher.
Though, I wouldn't go too big. Her on the left is likely the biggest I'd go.
post ruses
>be me
>tummy is rumbling, need yummy snacks
>walk into mummy's room, flick light switch on/off repeatedly and say "mum" in a monotone voice until she wakes up
>after about 5 times she wakes up "huh? what is it honey?"
>continue saying "mum" because I'm annoyed she took so long
>"yeah, what is it?!"
>ask her if she's awake
>tell her I'm starving and to cook some tasty tendies for her special boy
>"It's 3am son, please I need some rest, I have work in 2 hours. You're 20 now, you can do it yourself okay sweetie? Sorry"
>start breathing heavily through my nose, storm out of her room slamming the door and leaving her light on
>have an idea
>turn on oven, wait for it to heat up
>stick my hand in and burn it
>scream in pain, mummy rushes and sees me on the floor in agony
>"I tried to do it all on my lonesome mummy! Just like you wanted! I just wanted you to be proud of your big grown up boy that's all!"
>she's sobbing uncontrollably and asking what did she do to deserve this
>wraps my hand up and tucks me in bed nice and snug
>brings me tendies in bed, a special treat, usually no tendies in bed because I leave crumbs
>never asked to make my own food again
>>29793284
Nice one Anon, that roastie whore got BTFO forever. Now she's completely under your control.
Women should know their place.
You sound mad that your mom made you leave her womb
>>29793284
ppl like u who create take their time and create these stories usually are unsuccessful at life
Gimme some stories about revenge, robots. Whether by or to you.
>be me
>2004
>7th grade
>on AIM
>chatting with friend
>she's the hottest fucking thing in the world to me at the time
>decide to ask her to semi-formal
>finger hovering over enter button for a good fifteen minutes
>ask her
>get a reply back that someone already asked her
>at semi, her date isn't paying any attention to her
>ask to dance
>"No anon, I'd never dance with you"
>get stomach ache
>s-still friends with her
>during summer
>ask "If he hadn't asked you, would you have said yes to me"
>"sorry, no"
>fine with it, have crush on her freshman year too
>do sex RP with her over IM
>go over to her house with other friend one day
>playing truth or dare
>end up touching her tits through her shirt, and rubbing her crotch through her sweatpants
>feel like a god
Cont.
Cont.
>high school goes on, eventually we drift apart
>she becomes a fucking cunt to everyone
>loud, obnoxious, always thinks she's right
>distance myself from her
>eventually not good friends anymore
>summer after junior year, 2008
>friend finds her private MySpace
>she has a fucking daddy fetish
>it's cringey
>has a profile all about it
>says she likes to please her boyfriend 'daddy graham'
>next year, senior year
>every time i see her i fucking laugh
>she starts being a cunt to me and telling me i wont go anywhere because i wasn't in any AP classes
>sit there and take it
>start spreading rumour about her daddy fetish, telling certain people
>hot brown dude gets nudes from her
>show them to some people
>few days before graduation
>send her nudes to everyone on my AIM which was like two people but they spread it, link to her MySpace
>last day of school
>everyone knows, makes fun of her
>some girls show sympathy
>some guys try to get with her
>two freshman girls, one of which is the little sister of my friend who found the MySpace, playing kickball in the hall with a backpack
>bitch comes up to her "Stop that, that's so immature"
>friend's sister responds "Sorry it's my kink"
EMMALYN BTFO
>bullied all throughout high school
>final year
>everyone decided to become buddy buddy and act like the last three years didn't happen
>become close with these people but still fucking hate them
>last party before graduation
>I bring cookies
>go to the party and tell everyone I bought special cookies
>everyone fucking stoked
>most of the people have them
>40 minutes later "hey anon, I'm not feeling anything man"
>Sorry guess I didn't use enough
>whatever, people get buzzed and high regardless
>1 week after graduation, post a pic of the cookies with white batter next to it (my cum)
>"I hope everyone enjoyed my special cookies last week, took me a while to get the ingredients :)"
>close facebook for to go play ball
>come back to 145 notifications with threats to sue and a bunch of other bullshit
>mfw
Never saw any of those faggots again.
>>29793444
That only happened during the /k/ meet up
Are there grils that like Berserk?
Griffith did nothing wrong.
Oregano commento
>>29793306
Besides Griffithfags
My GF read the entire manga after watching the anime.
Do wagecucks let their bosses fuck their GFs?
>>29793259
Yes OP, everyone is a cuck but you.
My brother did.
>He wanted a promotion
>Girlfriend suggested sleeping with his boss (he thought the suggestion was a joke)
>They were in town on Saturday and came across his boss by chance
>He introduced her to his boss
>Girlfriend was really flirty and told him of her idea
>Boyfriend laughed it off (thought it was a joke again)
>Boss laughed and said he'd do it
>She stroked his leg with her palm
>Brother laughed it off as a joke again and said goodbye, the couple and his boss went their separate ways
>Brother went to work on Monday as normal
>Everyone in work was laughing at him, he didn't know why
>Boss said his girlfriend was great in the sack or something
>He was confused
>Boss showed him a picture of his girlfriend with his cum over her pubic hair and his dick flopped over her pussy
>Girlfriend had got in contact through Facebook and fucked him on Sunday
>He said, "Well, can I have the promotion?"
>Boss said he can't actually give a promotion just because an employee's girlfriend fucks him
>Stayed at that job for a couple of months and then quit, was basically the butt of every joke the rest of his time there
Worst part is that he married the girl afterwards.
>>29793406
Nah man, I donbelievit
What's yours?
There's got to be something worth getting up for in your life.
Getting to work.
Browsing 4chan on off days.
>>29793228
Beautiful rural africa, cohibas and jamesson
>>29793228
I still have hope in a better tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSaMsBvr608
>them funny jokes
>them clothes
>that attention addiction/camera fetish
>them glasses
>them tattoos
>that apple laptop
Jesus christ the horror.
>r9k still wants this
She's p cute, though :))
>>29793250
You have to be redman though
>>29793208
>ironically looking like a filthy autist
They could be such a nice looking white couple..
ITT: /r9k/ approved TV
futurama
the oc (seth + summer) <3
that 70s show (jackie + hyde)
batman beyond
dexter's lab + sailor moon
planet earth
>>29793414
also sabrina the animated series !!!!
boondocks, moral orel, south park, japanese iron chef
All I want is a light skinned GF with all natural hair (no weaves).
I'd fucking marry one on the spot if I could get one.
> I'm black.
>>29793182
I'm all of that
>mfw you'll never have me
Then you're a failed normie that shouldn't be here.
>>29793216
Please anon, let me get on my knees my worship you.
>tfw no asmr gf to lull me into eternal sleep
>>29793176
ur a faget
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Does she have a big, stinky, smeggy cock?
>>29793176
shame she stopped posting
