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FUCK THIS IM NEVER GOING OUT AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I WAS OUT WITH FIRENDS DRINKING AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT GIRLS SO I SAYED "haha girls with dicks are the best right?" AND EVERYONE BECAME FUCKING SILENT AND WE SAT THERE FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING AND THEN I RAN HOME
GOD KILL ME PLEASE
Sounds like some lame friends desu famalam
>they didn't laugh
They either thought you were a creep to begin with or you said it in a really fuckin creepy tone
Either way they sound like assholes.
You meant it, they could tell.
Have we been groomed by 4chan? Where we brainwashed or is this how men really feel? Like ancient Greece before political correctness and all that?
How the fuck do you make friends?
Totally original comment
>>29793886
Make friends within your hobby
If your hobby is anime or vidya you're fucked though
Through friends.
Once you lose all your friends you are permanently stuck like that.
>>29793930
lol this. I made one friend in elementary school, then through that friend made all my other friends all the way through high school.
but once we graduated and departed I haven't had one since. all thanks to the college meme.
Why aren't you NEETs professional bodybuilders?
what is your diet ?
that is main problem i dont understand.
how many times do you eat in one day ?
>>29795057
How many times you eat is irrelevant and anyone who tells you different is a broscientist. It's all about calorie intake and macro nutrients.
>>29795057
>>29795302
The whole eat every three hours thing is retarded but you should still probably eat at least 2 meals a day.
Did he go too far, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2LVzENlIHk
>>29793875
Why the fuck do you follow this pathetic excuse for a human bean still. His relevance should have faded by now.
>>29793875
Look at that smug fucking face.
>>29793875
>Elliot if he was full white blood
Tell us your horrible Robot coming of age story.
>>29793869
Nothing too horrible here desu.
>had depression early in high school
>was bullied, skelly, bad grades, generally avoided everyone who tried to get close to me
>later in high school take meds, self esteem soars
>start lifting, fix hair, dress better, grades are alright and no one bullies me anymore
>still avoiding people, still lonely as fuck, still KV
>once a robot always a robot
And nothing has really changed since then, I'm 20 now.
>>29793869
>13 year F
>late bloomer
>flat chest
>peach fuzz pubes
>I had not gotten my period yet (last of my friends)
>grade 8 graduation
>Mom buys me this pale yellow dress I look good in - actually makes me look like I have boobs!
>feel special
>I have to read a poem and introduce some speaker
>I hear gasps as I go up to the podium
>huge blood stain on my ass
>teacher has foresight to walk me offstage so audience does not see
>I miss the dance that night and cry for a week
I still hate my uterus
>>29793972
Are you me? I finally hit 385LB squat and am getting decently yoked. But I am too retarded to get close to people. Can't even make friends with people who want to be friends with me. Like they literally throw themselves at me. Same thing with girls.
My boyfriend suddenly turned into a goody goody christian who loves Jesus and now i have this awful urge to cheat on him with some other guy to make him realize he is not "saved" and his compassion is all a facade. He keeps telling me ill go to hell for not believing, how annoying can you get?
>>29793783
>roastie
>leave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8aqbEmOj4M
Stop being gay, animekid
>>29793783
bring home some BBC and get him to clean it up
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5 days until I unleash unspeakable evils on the world using my new wizard powers.
Any questions?
What kinds of day? A Venusian day? A Martian day?
And, which world? Saturn? Coruscant? Namek?
Also, can I lick your armpits?
>>29793781
how old are you turning?
if yu do please make my death quick or recruit
>>29793873
Earth, obviously.
>Also, can I lick your armpits?
No homo.
>>29793883
30
I've never even held a girl's hand so it's bound to be some powerful shit.
Why are asian women so much hotter than women of any other race?
Right.....
They also pretty good at using their cosmetics
Their bodies are so fucking tight and perfect
>>29793938
Not without spending thousand of dollars on plastic surgery. As an asian, I can guarantee you that
>those white guys who don't know jackshit about politics but adopt the right wing ideology just because they hate Muslims and other races
I swear this is pretty much 75% of right wingers.
>>29793728
the left is equally populated with ignorant and deluded people though
>>29793728
>those black guys who don't know jackshit about politics but adopt the left wing ideology just because they want gibmedats
I swear this is pretty much 75% of left wingers
>>29793728
>Those middle class people of all races and gender who don't jack shit about politics but adopt left wing ideology because they hate white males, themselves, want to blame their problems on others, are scared of being called racist, jump on bandwagons, do what their friends do, are too scared to make their own decisions, really on twitter for news, and have an irrational hatred for masculinity.
I swear this is pretty much 95% of left wingers
Almost every single disease I have ever contracted involved the fucking lungs.
I have never had iflammation on anything, but lungs.
Asthma, bronchitis, pneumonia (almost killed me), the flu. Its always the fucking lungs
why does God hate my fucking lungs
Do you smoke cigarettes or weed?
>>29793744
never. Hate them
Do you consume lots of onions and garlic? Do you avoid foods that form mucus such as sugar and dairy? Because that would help a hell of a lot
Fellow uglies, let's tell what life is like when you're ugly as fuck.
I'm short as fuck, ugly and my face looks like a 15 year old spotty teenager's even though I'm 23.
>You despise yourself
>You are constantly aware of how ugly you look in social situations, and know that others are judging you, making you socially anxious and shy as fuck
>Nobody takes your opinion seriously
>Feel confident
>Go outside
>Everyone is so fucking good looking and well dressed
>EVERY. FUCKING. PERSON
>>29793688
get the SUCC famerino
>>29793688
There's no jobs, no hope, no future for us.
We literally have nothing to lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDJFG3YpAwc
is it pronounced 'pep-ay' or 'pep-ee'?
ditched this place years ago, but i was one of the first guys to make OC pepes and even associate him with this board, have i been saying it wrong the whole time?
its pep-ee right?
even though i know i am wrong i like to pronounce his name peep so i can say im browsing peeps and meems (i know pepe IS a meme obviously)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYkYxpOOp34
4:50
the name pepe is hispanic. i dont care how any of you think it's pronounced, it is objectively pronounced "peh-peh".
How would you dress if it didn't make you ridiculous in the real world?
Needs guns and mask ;^]
More like a mix of Mrs. Sprout and Trelawney. Like an insane female Radagast with a functioning birds nest in her hat in who owns 50 cats and is obsessed with the color purple.
Go hard or go home
No because it's ninety degrees out I'd be naked if people didn't give a shit
Does anyone else have autistic family members?
>25 Year old brothers birthday
>He is a very severely autistic man, think chris chan basically
>We don't usually take him out but it was his birthday
>We take him to an 50's style diner because he is a 50's boo
>We get there
>Goes OK for the start of the meal
>However he becomes gradually more and more creepy towards our waitress
>Starts smiling at her, and trying to touch her
>Doesn't say anything though due to his autism
>We can all see in his eyes however that he is building up to say something
>Dad tries to distract him
>Asks him if he wants a dessert
>He gets really excited
>'I'M GONNA HAVE AN AUTHENTIC JELL-O SALAD!'
>gets hyped at the idea of a Jell-o Salad
>Waitress comes back
>Hands us the dessert menu
>Brother snatches it from my hands
>looks
>no jell=o salad
>asks the waitress why there is no jell-o salad
>she says 'sorry sweetie, we don't sell that, do you want anything else from the dessert menu?'
>calling him sweetie seems to trigger him
>'NO..... BUT I WANT SOMETHING FROM YOUR DESSERT MENU'
>he stands up and grabs her arm
>'I WANT A SHAKE FROM YOUR MENU.'
>she has panic in her eyes, tries to shake free
>he doesn't let go
>dad tries to calm him down
>'hey champ, how about we go and get some jello on the way home?'
>he doesn't listen
>keeps shaking the waitress
>dad manages to pull him off and drag him outside
>mother and me give a huge tip and apologise
>during the drive home brother draws a 'dessert menu' on his arm using a pen he stole from the restaurant
>is just crude pictures of the waitress encased in jello with her tits out
i am the one in my house
>>29793609
There's a profound sadness that surrounds the parents and siblings of severely autistic people.
I'm sure, in their darker moments, they sometimes wish the the afflicted family member would die in a convenient accident.
>>29793609
True autism is a horrifying thing. And I thought assburgers was bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83yWdoOJ7s0
What the actual fuck?
>starts with Zizek video playing in the background
Here we go
It's just another shitty performance where they substitute deep meaningful content with abstract incoherent bullshit.
I.e.e modern art, Nothing to see here.
>>29793576
Is that a cardboard reference to his bmw?
