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>see daughter about to leave house in this
>what do?
>>29796806
My "daughter" isn't white, so assuming I'm her father, let's say hypothetically, I'm not white either (which her real life dad probably isn't as well), why would it bother me at all?
Hit her. No daughter of mine will ever be a coalburner.
>>29796806
i'm not white so probably fuck her ass
>ITT we post objects that are not suppose to be sexual but end up being sexual in our minds.
This pic
Kdvcydbsycbskcys
Why is he killing that exotic plant?
>>29796835
Its just the water it catches it will be ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4KA13lvC64
It is not hopeless yet /r9k/ you can still get a gf, since you're a beta as fuck. Look at this qt, she is looking for beta cuckold bf like you /r9k/.
She's ugly, senpai. I'd get cucked by Crispy and her big smeggy cock, but that? No thanks.
>>29796735
OY VEY I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST OY GEVALT
>>29796735
I can just go gay and get cheated on by gay chad bf instead.
Robots, how often do you cry? When was the last time you cried and why?
It's pretty tough to make me cry. Probably been a couple years since I did. I miss being able to.
>>29796732
The last time I cried was when the Brexit referendum result was pretty much confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tMBZokcTio
I cried yesterday and on Tuesday. I got dumped two days ago.
I don't feel bad. I may cry again tonight, but I got laid and had a gf. I feared dying a robot at one point so I'm glad she happened.
It still hurts, tho.
>Shut in and doesn't get outside due to embarrassing social events in the past
>Just takes out the trash every week or so
>Decided to take out the trash one night
>3 am
>Feels so gassy
>Look around, no one's there
>Breaks a fart and feels relief
>Hears someone laughing
>It's my neighbor playing on his phone on the door of his house
>Night was so silent anything can be heard
>Play it cool and return to my home
>Never got outside for a week
>Finally went outside to go to the market, saw my neighbor on the way
>He stops me to introduce his friends to me
>"This is Anon! We call him the Silent Wind in The Dark! He's sneaky and silent"
>I can see him trying so hard to not laugh
>His friends don't know what's he's talking about
>I pretended I don't know what he's talking about
One week. One week and I'm moving out. Even when I don't socialize I get these stuff. I'm tired.
This doesn't seem made up.
>caring when other men hear you fart
Fucking why? You souldve ripped one in front of your neighbors faggot friends
>We call him the Silent Wind in The Dark! He's sneaky and silent
why cant normalfags into humor
>when you remember your edgy /pol/ days
You'll grow out of it too, you know.
This is me when I remember my first atheist smug phase, luckily i grew too fast out of it.
I had sjw phase.
I never went through phases because I keep my mind open to every possibility.
>Be fat
>Try to lose weight
>Go to the gym
>It feels like torture
But it'll be worth it one day, right?
No it won't.
You'll still be a fatty on the inside, and that's all that matters.
>be 180
>discover iOS health app
>dick around with it for a bit
>try to count calories for fun
>be 164
And counting. I haven't even done anything but sit around on my ass and smoke weed from dusk to dawn. I'd never lose weight at a gym, try my way
1400 a day + caffeine to make it a bit easier
Only if your diet changes as well and you stay at it for long enough. If you do this though, it should.
Why is it so hard for people to understand what "cuck" means? It seems pretty straightforward to me and I got it right away, all meanings/uses of the word. Yet I keep seeing people online going "durr what the hell does cuck mean"
This is a fine example
>>29796503
Fans of Undertale are my fetish
>>29796503
>that reddit alien logo
Oh my fucking god
Post your dinner robots.
>3 beef flavored ramens pan fried with the seasoning.
Neet life is getting old 2bh
>>29796491
if you're tired of it, try putting some veggies, meat and maybe an egg in the pan as well, it'll give it some actual nutritional value
Had some spaghetti on its own, dont mind it too much but I'd enjoy nice food once in a while
>EBT card reupped
>shopped at the market
>the sale bin had steaks for 4bux originally 12
>got 8 of them
>Still have over 150bux on my ebt
Who else is ashamed to come here on a regular basis?
I feel no shame anymore. There's only the insanity.
>>29796435
Sauce???
I wanna build a masturbation shrine and feed her my cum until she eventually gathers enough strength to materialize right infront of me
>>29796705
holy shit, that comment, pure kek
http://mobile.wnd.com/2016/07/woman-gives-chilling-1st-hand-account-of-muslim-rape-threat/
> Muslims enter quiet upper class neighborhood, vandalize, assault a dog, threaten rape, murder and jihad
> Cops take over 3 hours to send a single car
> No arrests made
Where were you when Minneapolis became new sweden?
>>29796374
>Where were you when Minneapolis became new sweden?
At home in bongland safe behind our closed boarders.
They're just avin a laugh, boys will be boys.
>minnesota has a big population of people of nordic heritage
Why are all nords such cucks?
I want fucking answers
>miss alarm and wake up late.
>miss finalexam in my class, spent $1000 on the class and wasted it all
>figure I would drive to campus and figure the situation out with my professor
>car won't start
>get an uber to pick me up
>show up, I'm too late. Professor is out for the day
>feel rumbling in my tummy, head back home. anxious and stressed as fuck
>family cat threw up on my bed
>fuck it i dont have time to clean it up, head to the bathroom because I have to take a poop
>accidentally use my sister's turd tongs instead of mine
>figure day can't get any worse, so I wash up and head to my room to play league and sulk for the day
>league account is banned for calling people niggers too much
>fuck me. fuck me so hard.
>tell my mom to clean up the cat's throw up
>we get in a heated argument
>she tells me to "get a fucking job and start helping out around here"
>slam my door on her
>dad comes home and won't even talk to me
>browse /r9k/
So guys, what's the worst day of your life (so far)?
turd tongs...?
>>29797566
Same question, this needs an explanation
>>29797566
Well that's what we call them, you probably call yours fecal tongs
>want to try building a business
>fairly decent with computers
>live in FL so there's a shitload of technologically-inept old fucks hanging around
>figure I could cater to them
Is there any downside to this, bots?
>>29796259
Why would they go to you when they can take their computer to one of the big companies who will do it cheaper and quicker. They also have a pre-established reputation and have marketing.
What are you going to do? Rent a shop, fill it with computer equipment and hope people bring their things to you? Why would they trust you with their stuff?
Bump for curiosity.
Also, my comment was unoriginal. Fuck the robot.
>>29796316
Actually, I was thinking that I could just drive to their place and troubleshoot from there. Saves them the hassle and they can trust that I'm not doing anything shady
Also, I'm white, so they know job will get done quickly and not come back smelling like curry or some shit
I want you to get it off your chest and share your struggles, help other anons with theirs and do push ups or sit ups equal to your last 2 digits or 10*number of your replies.
Also share some of the things you've done to improve yourself lately so that other robots can pick up.
I'm now taking showers daily.
>>29796269
I've gone from not taking a shower for over three months to taking a shower every week for the past two weeks.
>>29796309
I walked that path.
what happened to Eliza and Polarbear anons?
>>29796158
Eliza is okay. Eliza is doing better. Eliza can't post anymore because Guy Maimon will e-mail her father. I promise you though, she is doing well.
>>29796462
who's Guy Maimon? and did her dad already know all the shit she did online?
>>29796501
He did, but he e-mails her dad whenever she posts (without a trip, even a vocaroo or something) on here, youtube, etc, so she gets punished.
