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what's up with normies sharing shitty memes about their "depression" and "anxiety" on social media? Why do they not seek help about it and only shitpost for attention?
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>>29792760
>Why do they not seek help
Because there is no help, not for them, not us. Help is just.
Because they don't really have depression.
>>29792760
you act like robots dont do this as well
>post about their crippling anxiety and depression on tibetian underwater basket weaving forums
>wallow in self misery and refuse to do anything about it
>when someone does try to help them, they spit in their face and call them a normie
>just want to circlejerk in an endless hugbox
hold me /r9k/ I thought I was going to make it too
now I am sat in my room listening to suicidal music and I went numb so I am barely feeling anything
What did you answer you cuck
>not answer : REEEEEEEEEEEE femalescum
It's like you want to be a cuck or smthing
>>29792746
What about the rest of the convo? What her reason?
Also please tell me "paha" is a typo.
>>29792786
I said
>I hope your year gets better, the offers still there if you are up to it
I should have said another day but I thought she meant some social anxiety meme because I read it wrong
It is difficult for me to live a normal life , because people are constantly calling me weird, moron, retarded, even my mother does that. Doing daily tasks can sometimes be challenging. What should I do, what activities should I be engaded in to become more intelligent and have better ability to reason?
Where do you stand in life, anon?
Intelligence and wisdom are not the same thing. There is nothing stopping you from pursuing wisdom. Low IQ just means that you, allegedly, don't have as high of a capacity to acquire intelligence.
Think of it as having less hard drive space, but more RAM.
>>29792731
That's a bad analogy. Closer would be having shitty CPU.
Are any of my fellow robots suffering from the effects of male pattern baldness?
Yup. You look cuter than me though.
>>29792638
>Tfw have a bald spot on the top of my head.
>Friend who's taller says I look like a monk from runescape.
I might as well just let my beard grow and shave my head.
8 more years till wizard hood...
I can see the baldness coming and l want to die
Alright so now that I'm a unifag I managed to befriend a few people and I got introduced to a legit Stacy, I guess she is pretty cool as far as I can tell but then again everyone is generally more "mature" at uni age as in there won't be any overt bullying etc
Now at first I thought "fuck I've never actually interacted with a girl like this" but my excitement didn't last long because she reeks like hell, and nobody else seems to care/mind/notice. It's not a "didn't shower in three weeks" kind of smell, it's not a hygiene issue judging by the smell. It's more like there's a really unfortunate chemical reaction between her perfume and her natural body smell that created some kind of new, undiscovered gas. It feels very Silent Hill-ish overall, like I'm the only one who can smell it.
She even sits next to me in one of our lectures now and as fun and bubbly as she is, the Silent Hill sirens just keep going off in my nostrils. My nose really doesn't like her. Again, it's not a bad hygiene kind of smell. There must be something about the combination of products that she uses or something.
Anyway, I can't take it anymore. I gave her a ride last week and I could barely hold it together, at least it's summer so it's not weird to open the windows. She hangs around people all the time, there is no way nobody is smelling this.
Wat do
Nobody has told her because its mean to tell a pretty girl something bad about herself. Be nice, OP.
Is it mold? Are her clothes moldy?
>>29792636
The most likely scenario
Drunk lazy girl here. I'm bored and I always see my little brother posting on here, I want to see what he loves so much! It seems fun lmao
I'll drop a selfie for you guys
>>29792578
I r8 it b8/8
>>29792578
Post tits and we'll give you the grand /r9k/ experience
post your eurasian brother
>"just lift weights bro it'll fix everything"
>start exercising and eating properly
>year later bigger than 99% of other males
>girls ogle me whenever I go outside
>none ever talk to me
>see them staring at my arms then overhear them say "my boyfriend-" in their conversation with someone else
>basically nothing but eye candy for women to enjoy before going back to their providers and not chad enough for them to line up to be fucked
>going to die as the world's strongest virgin
What a waste of time and money this has been
>>29792531
Fuck off failed Chad
>>29792531
>>29792563
Fuck on failed Chad
>>29792531
>being stable enough in life to workout and get huge
You're just a pathetic failed normie wannabe Chad, fuck off attention whore.
I love my gf
it's a very good feel
>>29792525
I know that feel anon
these feels are original
>>29792525
i hate my gf but am too unattractive to risk anything
life was made for abhorrent feels
>>29792525
I love the idea of having a gf
it's a very good feel
Over the past month, this woman I've liked since High School, and who I go to college with, found out that I've liked her for all this time.
Ever since then, her friends have mercilessly mocked her over it, because I'm ugly as all fuck.
So 5 days ago, she invited me to a party in the apartment of one of our common acquantainces. When I got there, she was making out with a dude, and proceeded to hook up with a bunch of other guys during the night.
Eventually, by the time she was leaving, she made sure to anounce loudly near me that she was taking this hot football player "back to her place".
She's also been calling me a "ugly and desperate creep" behind my back, even though we've been friends and have been hanging out since High School.
Last night, with the help of the same friend who informed me of all of this mocking that had been happening behind my back, I got her drunk and had sex with her.
I believe I'll probably get expelled and arrested over this. She's not a feminist, but I don't doubt soon a bunch of "Rape allegations" news about this will pop up.
But I don't even care. It felt cathartic to be very honest.
>>29792524
So was it rape?
Have you had any contact with her since? What did she say?
>>29792748
She sent me a message over whatsapp
"What happened last night?"
I just deleted her from my contacts.
I haven't smoked weed in a week from 2 years of daily smoking and I'm still craving it and wanting to buy it
when will this go away
Never anon. Nothing is as good as the sweet sweet marijuana.
>t. all day every day smoker for 7 years
>>29792518
im trying to take a month off so i can get stoned again and get on a different schedule like only on weekends so im not always broke from trying to get stoned and failing because i need too much weed
Same here bro.. Feeling really fucking anxious and sad.
Tinderellas using betas as free repairmen
Looks like you robots have a purpose in life now
Even if I had the volition I wouldn't have the ability and would just break all the shit I was supposed to install and repair.
Haha wow
These fucking cucks deserve everything they get.
I no longer feel bad for beta orbiters, or even hate them. Women are narcissistic cucks anyway.
Yeah, this can happen to you if youre an absolute beta with no spine. In that case, you shouldnt even be on tinder.
The truth is: girls want sex as much as guys do. If you really think most girls on tinder are evil witches, you've probably been too brainwashed by r9k
>want to text a friend
>keep thinking he'll show the text to a girl he's with and they'll both laugh at me for being 'thirsty'
Sometimes I think it's just better to not have friends so I don't have to deal with this anxiety.
I know that feel man. sometimes it's easier to be alone. at least you got 4chan.
tfw no friends. life sucks
Being alone is so cool. You don't have to worry about what others think. haha
>steam icon lights up
>its an update
;_;
>sign into Skype
>think that everyone laughing at me for being online waiting for someone to talk to me
>sign off
>steam icon lights up today
>it's actually a friend request
>from a guy I recommended a game to
I can tell today's gonna be a fun day.
>>29792438
do u want to play smite with me
>My 65 year old mother texts me using emoticons
>MFW
IKR
LIKE TOTALLY WTF LOL MAIRITE
#GROANZONE
i think that means she likes you
Yeah Fuck your Mom before she dies
Dont lose no chances
Phone thread
>Phone calls
>Oh shi--
>Sales man in phone
>Cant know how to decline offer
>Pretend its something wrong with my phone and hang up
>Shut the power off so they cant call back
>>29792403
>Owning a phone at all
>Let alone answering it.
Fucking summerfags need to leave.
>>29792403
Telemarketers are my time to go full REEEEEEEE
I say the most fowl racist, sexist, bigoted things I can until they finally hang up.
Also gets you off their call list too
>>29792442
I need to hear one of your conversations sometime.
