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i'm really fucking lonely lets talk please anon
>>29796129
ur not lonely u jsut wanna fuck
she is so pretty i wish i could kiss her
>>29796166
I wish I could walk through a park with her, holding her hand.
Black man walks up to you and says:
>"hey, brotha spare some desu? "
Wat do?
>>29796110
Ignore him and keep walking. Shit happens to me every day
>>29796171
Fucking racist.
You have to have some spare desu. Anything helps you cracker white fuck boy.
>>29796110
literally a daily occurrence for me. I typically just ignore and keep walking.
Sometimes ill give change to people that have doggos and arent directly asking me for money tho
Tomorrow I officially become a wage slave. I will be working in a factory, what can i expect?
>>29796049
>wage slave
It's going to be hell for you, because of your poor attitude.
>>29796049
>factory work
long hours, monotony and a desire to end your existence
>>29796049
what kind of factory work. you are fucked no matter what though. haha have fun wagie!
It will die from thirst if you don't flip it over. So why aren't you?
because it will die from my foot long before anyway
That's a Horsfield's tortoise, not a turtle, you retarded manchild.
Also, I would flip it over, but it's an image...
>tfw OP is Leon
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/OH-43140/75089643_zpid/76544_rid/100000-_price/349-_mp/globalrelevanceex_sort/39.909292,-83.415563,39.88068,-83.461697_rect/14_zm/
Should I buy this house /r9k/?
I make 45k a year. Gonna get a roomie and have them pay rent
>>29795955
LONDON
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Looks comfy though.
>>29795955
Can you afford it without a roommate? Because if not, no don't get the house.
>>29796061
uh obviously
I just thought I would throw in the roommate note so autists wouldnt be like
>going in debt
im gonna get it paid off in 5-10 years if I buy it
>on Twitch in the "Social Eating" category (its a real thing)
>see this one qt3.14 eating a pizza with her bf just hovering in the back
>ask her why she let her cuck out of his shed
>ask her if she dated a black man (no) and if she would (yes)
>ask her if her tattooed up white cuck ever held a job after getting his tats (no)
>mfw I could practically feel her disdain for him and could tell she's only using him for his rich parents' beta bux
I practically saw the tears welling up in the white bois face when he heard his gf would drop him for some bbc
>>29795928
>social eating category
>IT'S REAL
great now im going to waste my night watching cute girls ear food
>>29795928
>"Social eating" streams
I never liked humanity much but it's shit like this that seals it.
>>29795928
Girl streamers name?
Real robots don't post because they don't know what to say
huh?
You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29795942
robots lurk anon.
reeeeeeeee
but then that means you couldn't be a robot because you posted this thread, and what right does a non-robot have to define what a robot? catch-22.
i disagree. most robots know exactly what to say, and they will say it, because this is an anonymous image board. it's not like we're participating in a group discussion IRL. there's no pressure.
have you never gone past holding a girls hand, or even gotten there? do you have very few or no friends? do you go through the motions of life like an empty shell, just waiting to die?
if the answers are yes to these kinds of questions, you are some kind of robot. lurking or posting makes no difference.
You guys do understand that this board takes certain truths about women, and blows them up into completely one sided, grotesque exaggerations that are detrimental to your mental health, right?
You're all just kind of joking, right?
>You're all just kind of joking, right?
No. All women are whores and need to be killed.
Yeah but its not. Go to Lolcow. That's an anonymous website for women. They're at their most honest. And it confirms everything that /r9k/ says about about them. In fact, go to any female-dominated place and it will confirm it to you. What do you think we just make this shit up?
>>29795909
>You're all just kind of joking, right?
Most of us, sort of, I think.
But many of us are consistently exposed to their worst aspects. So to us at least, it's kind of true...
>Searching for job
>Apply to multiple places and hear back from many of them
>At least 3 want working orientations
>Go in for all of them, and decide on one place
>They take a week to get back to me
>Tell me that they're not going to hire me after all, after turning down the other jobs
>At this point there are hardly any positions open anywhere, and I've already gone and shot down 2 other great offers
>No money, no job, no life
Fuck wagecucks.
>>29795878
just join the military, that's what im going to do
>be poor graduatedfag
>be on look out for jobs
>apply to restaurant to be a dishwasher or server
>"Sorry Anon, we want someone who has 10+ years of dishwashing experience in a hospitality environment"
WTF. It's not hard to wash fucking dishes.
>>29795987
Just so they can turn me down as well because of my fucked health?
I made such a fucking mistake studying culinary, it's a profession that treats you like shit and will fuck you at any possible moment, with the worst fucking people involved. And I spent thousands of dollars and years of my life to put this shit on my resume.
This is it, it's over.
Anyone ever find themselves riding in a car and staring out the window and letting their mind wander? There's something almost zen about it, like having nothing to do and no control to assert over the situation lets you just sit there and turn inward.
It is perhaps the most introspective state I've experienced and I really wish I knew how to achieve it without being on a long car ride some place. I started to feel that way last night watching a 7-8 minute music video but after it was over the spell was broken, and when I watched other videos I just couldn't slip back into that state of passivity and kept feeling like I wanted to switch songs or exercise control in some way.
>>29795856
That's exactly why I refuse to get a driver's licence.
I would kill so many people by zoning out or being sleepy.
People are safer if I am not allowed to get behind the wheel.
>>29795856
I felt like this when I had a job as a delivery driver. Besides from the fact that I had to deal with clients all the time, riding through the city was very comfy.
>>29795856
Drink a lot of coffee. lie down , stay still and remove all distractions. It will not 5 minutes before you understand yourself others and your place in the worlD, or at least believe you do.
![13327474_982852551829704_4839857565859519991_n[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VrzjFMe.jpg "13327474 982852551829704 4839857565859519991 n[2]")
if im taking amphetamines and smoking weed, shouldn't i have a fuckload of dopamine and serotonin?
why the fuck do i still get sad (even more than sober) when i do that. how fucked am i that i cant even find solace in drugs
>>29795772
they "think" that those molecules are tied to happiness/depression
there is no scientific evidence that they do
its a correlation thing
do heroin instead
If you're feeling happy when you're doing it then it's because you're depleting your natural "hapiness rescources" I guess.
Don't do drugs to try and get happy friend you need philosophy instead.
That last argument on 4chan you won?
Tell me about it.
>>29795764
>be me in argument on 4chan
>guy absolutely destroys me
>turn off my computer breathing heavily and sweating then don't browse for a week
i literally have not lost a single argument in my entire history of browsing 4chan.
>>29795902
>when people start ganging up on you
fuck /u/ and fuck their mods
I honestly don't think I ever have.
>meet an sjw irl for the first time.
>manage to trigger her within 5 minute.
>I don't even know what I said.
am I a bad person?
>>29795737
No she's just petty and hypersensitive like all SJWs
The trick to SJWs is that you need to trigger them repeatedly, so much so that they think you are trolling.
"God, I hate niggers" is a good way to break the ice.
>>29795785
All I know is that we were talking about disney movies. She says something about frozen. Then all of the sudden she starts calling me a homophobe. Worst part is I am gay but I'm just in the closet right now.
>you will never have a 7 feet tall bodybuilder bear boyfriend that holds you in his loving embrace every night
why even live
I hate admitting it but this would be an amazing feeling to feel
>>29795923
its natural bro
I don't think it's possible to be bear mode at 7 foot
I don't think you could even be bear mode at 6'5"
/comfy/ thread? We don't get enough of these anymore
Posting one of my favorite comfy images in honor of actually having a rainy day for the first time in what feels like ages.
>>29795835
what are we going to do in the thread?
comf=3
>>29795704
Here's my bed. Posted it in a comfy thread last night. I think it's pretty comfy
