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How old were you when metal lost its appeal?
>>29794625
18, the same age I outgrew indie music.
About 23
Tried to get back into metal, but I just can't.
Never thought I would be one of those faggots who actually made a post like this.
I liked Metalocalypse, so I tried getting into metal, but real metal is kinda bad. I know how bad it sounds, but I think if I am gonna get back into it at all I'll stick with scandinavian/mexican bands because some of this shit is ridiculous.
How do we stop the normie invasion of /r9k/?
I mean who did this?
>>29794617
Why are you on reddit you normie fuck
>>29794650
this tbqreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
How fucking pathetic do you have to be to actively use both 4chan and reddit.
Anyone wants some tips that actually worked for me? Not going to post right away because robbots tend to be aggressive faggots.
>>29794605
>Not going to post right away because robbots tend to be aggressive faggots.
come now, no reason to be shy. post your thoughts!
>>29794605
why not
You have been muted for 2 minutes 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29794605
Sure. I actually need advice, it's been ruining my life desu.
How do you personally define "normie?"
And why don't you think you're one?
Please, go into extensive, autistic detail. I'm keeping this thread open all day.
>>29794603
I define normie as "one who functions normally, without anxiety issues that impede everyday life, and socializes without intense fear of repercussions".
>>29794603
a normie is anyone that isn't a socially inept autist
Social aptitude and adoration for popular media are the most important factors
>Tfw you're not sad
>When you're so dead inside that you start to feel great
>Feel ok for once
>A small comment on 4chan ruins my serenity
>>29794712
I haven't talked to anyone in real life for three years. I woke up and started hearing voices and actually laughed for the first time in I can't remember. I imagine this is what going mad feels like.
>birthday
>dad mix sweet potion of green citrus, sugar and rhum
>head full of mush
>start forgetting I'm a pathetic autistic robot
>install Tinder
>start liking girls
>sober up
>realise what I'm doing
>delete everything
now that was close.
>>29794575
good call OP, your only luck would have been a gril 2 points down on the ten scale who is ALSO drunk tinder, which is unlikely and undesirable
>>29794920
I don't get it
Does she have semen on her belly?
That's nasty why would you make a picture of that
>>29794983
Yes, it's a jizz joke.
>girl shows interest in me
>she's ugly and obese
>guy shows a lot of interest
>don't really like him too much
>stops showing a lot of interest
>start to want him more
Why?
>>29794554
>then you realize you cant get better
>>29794611
Because you're a dumb bitch that wants the feeling of being chased more than any relationship.
Holy shit look at this new Pokemon.
Isn't it badass?
I want more hindu/buddhist theme pokemon like medicham
How do new Pokemon even work. Didn't Dr. Oak send Ash to document all 151 of them? Did Ash kill himself or what?
poison/fire is a pretty hardcore combo desu, and it poisons shit that you didn't even know could suffer from poisoning, like steel things, and whatever.
Overall, I rate it an 8.5/10
Good pokemon.
>trying to get /fit/
>mom keeps bringing me home mcdonalds and burger queer
How do I get her to stop
>>29794508
Ignore her, then get so /fit/ that she gets jealous and shuts up.
>>29794508
Grow up or move out.
>>29794536
I move out in 2 months for school but for the time being I need a solution
Does /r9k/ like waifu threads?
All waifus welcomeeven male and 2D waifus.
crispy is a dumb Mexican slutbag
Are humanoid waifus welcome?
>>29794534
I posted a robot, so everyone is OK.
i will pay a fembot 100 dollars to take my virginity
>>29794458
Just get an eastern european hooker and you're set dude
>>29794684
HE WANTS A FEMBOT DUDE
I sell my virginity to a fembot for 100 bucks
Why don't you just lower your standards? You'll feel more comfortable with someone who is on your level and be confident in bed. Porn has warped your mind with all these perfect girls.
>porn girls
>perfect
Is this a joke?
i am. im talking to a whale right now. i dont even give a fuck anymore. she has her own car, we're 18 if she didnt i probably wouldnt be
>>29794406
>Why don't you just lower your standards?
I have.
Not even being original here.
>TFW the USA,Canada, and Western Europe are the only decent places to live in this shithole of a planet.
>They still suck ass.
>one chance in life
>born in fucking southern europe
Kill me now.
>>29794403
Turn into Slavic Chad and join the Russian Mafia bro.
>>29794403
>one chance in life
>born on planet earth
>tfw girls don't like /hairy/ guys
shave it or just go gay, there's more men out there who appreciate body hair than women.
>>29794371
>shave it or just go gay
Those are the same thing
>>29794397
you're fucked either way
there's definitely girls out there that like body hair but the amount of them seem so few. these days women are attracted to slim hairless pretty boys instead of like masculine guys with dad bods. not sure what happened.
What is the best, most effective prescription medicine to overdose on?
And how likely is it to die from overdose anyway? Has anyone here ever attempted it?
If you aren't capable of doing actual research, you don't deserve death's sweet relief.
>>29794342
I have but it would be nice to have extra opinions
Bumping because I want info too
