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who /ruined sleep cycle/ again here?
>tfw using it as an excuse to not be productive
I've been taking it for at least 6 years. 10mg IR + 10mg XR seems good.
>>29798443
I have non-24 hour sleep disorder.
My life is a living fucking nightmare.
NEET masterrace here unlike you w*gies I use it as an excuse to be even more productive
Sup /r9k/
today is my 29th birthday, i had been a neet for over six years and still a KV.
Not even my mom remembered it
What should i do in this wonderful day?
>>29798435
>Save up for the next year
>Hire 30 prozzies for your 30th
>Have them sit down and watch you play a game for an hour
Also happy birthday.
>>29798435
Make a noose and wear it.
>>29798435
happy bday, enjoy this day with those who remember it
>get home from wageslaving at 7
>sun completely sets at 8
>summer in a northern state, so this is as good as it gets
>sometimes go weeks without feeling the sun in winter
You NEETs are so lucky.
>>29798392
You should try living on the sun
>>29798710
I'd rather just walk on it, senpai
>>29798710
I want to move to Arizona or Texas or Florida one of these days.
1/2 I'm not a regular on this board but I wanted to vent a bit on my perspective of life, because I sympathize with almost all of the views I've seen expressed here.
I'm not a loser by any sense of the word. I have a job, a decent car, disposable income and I go to one of the top 10 universities in the US. I lift weights, I'm mentally gifted, I read, I'm laid back, humorous, I have a nice physique etc. What I don't have, and what I haven't had since I was 8 years old is a significant other, I have gone through middle school, high school and the first two years of college without so much as talking to a female. I have had a few friends here and there but I am extremely introverted and almost never initiate anyone in a conversation unless necessary, in contrast I am not shy at all, I don't feel anxiety about talking to people; I simply don't do it, worse than that, I don't know how to do it. I had one friend at my old college that I spoke more than 30 words to, This year it was worse, I didn't make a single friend, I didn't have a single conversation with another human being except one of my professors and of course my parents.
I guess the point that I'm trying to make here is that, success and self improvement are utterly useless if you don't have someone to reflect that success on to. If you get into Harvard med school and nobody is there to congratulate you, then it really doesn't feel like you've accomplished anything. This has all led to extreme depression for me over the last few years, I've lost 20lbs, I hardly eat, I shower 2 or 3 times a week, I stopped staying in touch with family, the only things I do are study, sleep and go for the occasional walk at 2 am. The brain is a very plastic entity so much so, that I am starting to notice the residual effects of this solitude: I don't get that dopamine rush after acing a test, I don't even feel bad after bombing a test, I don't have an urge to masturbate, I don't have phobias that I used to have.
2/2 It's as if all the intricate chemicals that produce human emotion-be it good or bad- have been drain from the wetware that is my brain. It's as if my life has turned into a Phil Collins song and I am losing my sense of reality.
What I want you to take away from this is that we humans are social beings: we are driven by various social queues, stigmas, dogmas and validities. No matter how much success or lack-there-of you have-without companionship and intimacy- you will be stuck in a constant state of dysphoria. Make friends, go to parties, talk to random women on the street, don't become the hollow shell of a person like I have. Leave this place.
PS I know you can draw a lot of parallels between Elliot Rodger's story and my own. But I can assure you, our mental states are miles apart. While I share his feelings of envy, jealousy, and unfairness of the world, I wish no ill-will on anyone, I don't even blame the unfairness of the world on anyone. Nor am I suicidal, I don't feel an urge to die, yet at the same time I am indifferent to life itself, I do not value my own. It is also evident that Elliot would have done anything for female companionship while I feel unworthy of it; so much so, that if a female tried to get friendly or intimate with me I would most likely reject her, feeling she would be better of elsewhere while I suffer in solitude. It's also pretty evident that Elliot was unhappy with his place in society while I feel I deserve it, I you could say that I'm a masochist and Elliot wasn't. Plz no supreme gentleman jokes
Sup OP, sounds like you have a lot on your mind. Have you tried going out to the pub or club and drink till you drop? I met a lot of friends that way (REALLY stupid way of getting friends).
kinda relate to this feel, i can speak to people and shit but most of my relation is superficial. there is no deepness i can talk can make some jokes and talk about something but i never get any deeper friendship. most of the time i am not invited to most things, and i also cannot find a significant other.
i am also on uni and my motivation is low, only do the classes i like the rest is a big burden for me.
i am not fit and i do not have a job but i really do not need the job since i am studying.
i really do not feel much.
Ask a guy who has been eating 500 to 600 calories a day for the last week, I'm probably gonna die soon. I don't know, I just was trying to diet and lose weight but I don't think I'm doing it right. Also I'm starving but I have nothing healthy to eat and I can't cook for shit.
You'll be fine. People have survived on burning fat and vitamin tablets alone for months.
If you're feeling weak or tired, eat protein snacks. Get tofu. Or boil some legumes. It's easy, and it's cheap.
I can't tell you if that's an ideal way to lose weight, but it'll work.
You're an idiot. People live for months without substantial food. Its really difficult to actually hurt your organs with fasting.
stop what your doing rn and change your diet to something around 500-750 calories less then ur burning
is it a good decision to join? how hard/stressful is basic and how fit should one be before entering? i feel like it would be a good thing for me to do but i dont wabt to get there and realize that i ant hack it or i cant handle it
join marines dude
nope and dont wanna be
air force here
i'm a space shuttle door gunner
I'm partying with my beloved friends in a birthday, how about you?
It feels good to be a normie.
Bait: The Thread.
Originalion
>>29798284
Im browsing r9k.
Im going to lift later and then after a meal, go for a walk and then go to bed.
Tomorrow im gong to take 4 tabs of acid.
>>29798338
Post your ass, do it now faggot bitch
Have any of you robots ever been in a fight? Tell me what it was like. I want to get into one so badly.
>>29798263
>Have any of you robots ever been in a fight?
No. Not since I was a kid. But I got close when I almost got mugged.
>Tell me what it was like.
He ran away... THANK GOD.
>I want to get into one so badly.
Why? I don't want to get beaten up, I'm already ugly enough...
Once I called a guy a tool repeatedly until he socked me and put me in a headlock until I passed out.
Another time, a guy at a party threatened to piss on me while I was laying on a couch and I beat the snot out of him.
I've been in other "fights," but they never last long and quickly turn into one guy kicking the other guys are instead of an even match.
Best fights I've ever had were wearing boxing gloves.
>>29798411
Do you box, anon?
When I was 13 I had a spontaneous orgasm because I was late to class. It was my first real life orgasm before I discovered masturbation. Is that weird?
>>29798208
CooI story faggot, not really, kill yourself
>>29798208
Kinda, but stress does that to some people
My first was at age 7, surprised as hell when something came out.
>>29798245
Are you okay anon? I didn't mean to trigger you.
original comment
How big is your fap folder?
2 TB and growing.
>>29798108
upload your folders guys
i have 2 tb to fill up on my craptop
>>29798823
A porn folder is a personal thing. Make it your own. Plus I can't post 99% of mine.
>tfw met a grill as r9k as me
feelskind of nice tb.qh
>>29798063
I met one before.
She was a rape victim.
I didn't talk to her much after she told me that though.
>>29798063
>girl
>r9k
>thinking she actually has no friends and not just trying to get attention
>thinking she isn't telling 4+ other guys the exact same thing right now
Wew
>>29798116
>actually having r9k memes instilled in your mind
>le all girls are whores meme xxxxDDDDD
stay mad fucboi, we're planning to meet up and everything.
tfw no mommi gf to discipline this bad boi ;^)
>tfw no mommi gf to change my diaper
;^(
>tfw no mommie gf to buy u a minions bib before mouth-feeding you via anus
>>29798035
That's not a mommy gf.
Mommy gf's have big boobies and wide hips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Ep7cl_dfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRkPaHmXOHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nt_nHn41JE
>>29798011
I got you lil buddy
How do you guys deal with mind numbing boredom? I'm finished with my degree, all my friends have moved out of our college town, and I don't start work for another month. I love video games and drinking, but it isn't fulfilling anymore. I've been trying to learn how to cook different stuff, but groceries are expensive. Fuck being a hermit, this feels like purgatory.
if you haven't cleaned for a while that can occupy a couple of days
Go outside.
I know it sounds cliche, but get drunk or high or whatever and go buy useless shit you don't need. Drink a beer in public and make eye contact with everyone you come across. Look at them like you don't give a fuck.
Helps me. Hope it helps you.
Cleaning is actually a great idea. I have to turn over the apartment at the end of the month. And I guess I'll go for a run right now. I think the biggest issue is not hanging out with friends.
> There was a time when every man got a woman.
>>29797991
>wanting women
When will we be cured of this disease?
>>29798010
It's incurable anon, even 2D isn't enough these days
When will it end
>>29797991
>wanting a woman
for what purpose? So your life can be worse than it is? So you have a moist hole, given you obey her demands?
waste of time desu senpai
