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>tfw no kalayaan fighting, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, mata straining, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29799998
fuck off squatter n die
punyeta ka, bwisit ka. Kung gusto mo mag kumuha ang isang babae sa pilipinas, mahina ka! putragis
Best thread of the day. Keep it up op
Hey, /r9k/, Where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
>>29799968
its funny bcause the gun is a penis and he is a gay.
>>29799997
That's something else right there.
Weird coincidence I'm literally listening to that song right now.
>Anon turn this stupid computer off and come to bed...
>tfw would probably rather stay on the computer than cuddle with some random woman whose face I can't even see because it has a pillow over it
Gonna need something better than that if you want to convince me to turn off the computer and hug my pillow while crying and pretending it's another person
JUST 5 MORE MINUTES IM JUST ABOUT TO FINISH PLEASE
>>29800024
that's what you said 5 minutes ago anon... c'mon, come back to bed...
tfw no masochist bf/gf that will let me make them bleed while we hold hands
Why should I even continue living?
>had chance to move in with dom who wanted to carve his name into my thigh
>didn't
>>29799891
You disappoint me, Anon.
I know that feel OP.
All I want is a cutie that I can slice up and watch bleed while they cry in my arms and tell me to break their bones
>22 y-old, senior engineering student
>only my brother as a truly friend
>no gf (though I don't focus on this alot)
>likes vidya, writing, electronics and cars.
I'm stuck with life. I've been like this since high school but recently has gone even deeper. Time seem to go faster. I'm afraid for what to do, what not. I don't really like my career desu. Overall, I've a great family and environment so there's no external factor. It's only me.
I'm so confused. Lately i've been doing some weird activities to left "confort zone" but works shit. I feel empty inside. I don't even care about death. I'm, just, here. Waiting. Help, please.
you can live a good life if you try. It won't happen right away but it is possible
Time to realize life is what you make it
>>29799791
We are a generation without meaning / clear goal. Its normal to feel lost
Now, in your case: you dont know what you want?
Can you imagine an scenario in the near future where you are happy?
Why are you happy in that place?
Once you know the answer, try to work your way to that scenario.
>tfw have an urge to rape a hot teenage girl
>tfw want to get her pregnent and rape her repeatedly as she cries
Okay you sickos, post all your deranged (or not) sexual fantasies in this thread
I want to rape a girl but not cause it's my fantasy
It's just the only way I'd get sex without paying for it
>>29799713
>get her pregnent and rape her repeatedly as she cries
somebody doesn't seem to have a strong grasp of reality or grammar or both
>she cries for 18-20 months straight as you impregnate her, wait for her to give birth, then impregnate again and wait for birth again
>>29799729
Don't feel too bad anon
technically all piv sex is rape
consent can only truly be given if you are in a position of power and women don't have any power in society
:^)
>Mother/son porn video
>"We can't do this, i'm your STEP mother"
>>29799665
>mothers friend and son porn
>hide having sex half the video
>mom joins in the last part anyway
>Mother/son porn video
>Mother is clearly younger than the son
>Hentai
>It's ok to fuck your sister if you're not blood related
Did you go to your counseling today, robot?
The only "counseling" I get is a friend that lets me touch her boobs once every few months. It really isn't that glamorous since there's so many rules she has:
-no dirty talk
-no moaning
-no under the shirt
-no under the bra
-wash your hands beforehand
-moisturize your hands
-you only get 1 minute
-no asking for additional time
-no asking for sexual favors
>>29799771
That's bizarre. It sounds like a medical procedure or something: thoroughly unenjoyable.
>>29799771
Sounds nice, I wish I had a friend like that. What do you two do when you aren't tit fondeling?
Im a 18 girl and I'm dating a 28 y/o guy. Ask me anything
>>29799623
how do you deal with the fact that biologically speaking, you're untermensch?
Post them titties with a time stamp
I'm a 28 yo guy dating a 17 yo girl.
I win, I guess?
Who /kleinefelter/ here
oh my fuck this is me
>>29799610
Yeah this shits rough. How am I supposed to get /fit/ aesthetics like this?
what does female type pubic hair mean? i googled it but there isn't enough information.
I WANT SOME DAMN STRAWBERRY MILK!
I gave your mom some strawberry milk if you know what I mean
>strawberry milk
patrician taste anon
>>29799588
Fuck you. I bet chocolate milk's your favorite.
what do you other robots do when you have absolutely no one to talk to? I don't have any social media at all, and literally text or talk to no one. the loneliness is getting to me.
usually I just jerk off or watch youtube videos til I fall asleep to numb the pain.
Drink alcohol and drown it out with some mind numbing hobby
Besides it's not always greener on the otherside. You really want some dipshit to echo your words to make you feel better?
Second Life.
It was a Godsend when I was working 6 nights a week and wasn't willing to squander my only night off trying in vain to attract vapid Stacies. And when I wasn't hanging out with people I learned to make stuff. High learning curve,and assholes roam there as in real life,but still a convenient social life substitute.
>>29799489
How many years have you been dealing with the loneliness OP?
I thought I liked this alone thing at first but I really don't like it anymore.
>tfw too self-deprecating to reach out to anyone on this board
I just don't want them to remind me how boring I am, but I'm getting pretty miserable.
>tfw no black sjw gf
Damn, she's gorgeous. Usually not a fan of nose piercings, but it looks good on her. I gotta find a cute black gf like that.
>>29799463
>"blah blah intelligence"
>"neither, or"
DROPPED
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>>29799494
Damn nigga, why you lying?
My feel without that shit? Pretty fucking good.
Best tendies ever
Mozarella sticks > Tendies
desu (to be honest)
Anyone who picks dino nuggets over these is subhuman trash
no these are the best tendies ever
Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it thread. Post it to someone special or just anyone on your mind. Use initials and names to avoid confusion please.
Dear OP
Stop making this shitty thread.
From Anon
Heavy stuff right?
>>29799311(checked4kek)
Dear OP (faggot)
Dont waste dubs on this shitty datamining thread. Praise kek!
>>29799401
Dear anon,
Take off the tinfoil hat bruh
You know how generic every one of these letters are? There is nothing interesting to mine here.
Also your mom's a faggot.
-Anon
