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Do any of you robots play music?
I love to, it makes me sad that I have no one to play with. I met up with my old highschool friend I used to jam with and he hadn't evolved at all and it was unenjoyable so I'm back to going it alone.
Get on my thread nigga
>>29795127
>>29797965
https://www.dropbox.com/s/elpxcjsfoo27k4l/Candles%20432.mp3?dl=0
I just wanna live in the woods and record.
>>29797965
>he hadn't evolved at all
What are you talking about? We don't live in the fucking Pokemon universe, you autist.
>Old lady comes into the surgery
>Uses a walking stick, but it still very unsteady
>Suddenly collapses on the floor
>Wants me to give her assistance getting up
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>29797946
good one shippy
>>29797946
This might be the dumbest meme someone ever tried to force on here
Please stop
>>29797946
What Robin Williams movie is this from?
>tfw not living in the exciting city of Las Vegas
>tfw you will never live in the beautiful romantic city of Paris
why
even
live
>tfw you live in bumfuck nowhere
Pic related is what my Downtown District looks like.
>>29797917
Are you excited for your incoming NHL team?
>about to start at a comfy part time job
>have to sit at a desk in a big warehouse where a customer will come every 30 minutes to pick up stuff they bought from a big danish mall
>boss told me it was the easiest job in the world
>not enough human contact to make me hate the job
>enough to make me progress as a human and break out of my shell
>barely have to talk to co-workers
Am i lucky guys?
I had a 2 minute phone call with the boss and he said i was pretty much hired if i wanted to job (because my cousin works there too)
>pic not related.. just the most annoying bitch from my old school.. she got really fat thank god :^)
>>29797880
sounds super comfy anon
i had a dumb demanding full time job, it sucks, part time is the best
good luck anon, seems like a good start to a story.
>>29797956
>>29798016
i feel like this is a job every robot needs desu senpai
the boss even said that we werent even allowed to help the customers lift their stuff to their cars.. will make exeptions to old and disabled people ofcourse :^)
> turned 18 literally today
> Getting accused of child porn
Is this a joke? Any of you guys here pedos/ done time for being a pedo/ been caught. Definitely thought she was over 18.
> No more juvenile detention.
> Don't drop the soap.
> nervouspepe.jpg
Delete this shit OP, don't post that shit here for your sake
>>29797885
What are you implying. Your making me nervous.....
>>29797864
>I AM THUPER THERIAL
Kek.
>Be retail wagecuck
>Big fat customer with a cart full of groceries
>She leaves her cart out to use the bathroom
>Take cart
>Put it in the backroom dairy cooler
>Wait for her to get out of the bathroom
>Look from afar
>She looks confused at first, then pretty angry
>She just walks out of the store
>Doesn't go back for her shopping
>Later I bring the cart up to the front and make one of the baggers put it all away.
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>29797850
>Patients come in with medical problems
>They expect me to treat them
>Give them lethal doses of morphine instead
>pee
>flush
>poo
>don't flush
Eeehhhheheheheh
>>29797850
Fucking danq
How does one achieve a sense of self worth? I had a decent early childhood, awful early teens and two sexless long term relationships which essentially ground me down and spat me back out. It's not that I'm a shadow of my former self, it's the fact that I never really got to establish a self.
Now I'm relatively free, but I don't know what to do. I don't really like anything, I don't really want anything. All I want to do is to sit in my room and not feel awful, but not even that works. Something is missing, and I don't know what. What the fuck do I do robots?
>>29797849
You need to create a sense of purpose for yourself.
You need some sort of hobby, skill, job or other passion that means a lot to you. The human being wasn't intended to just be sitting around all day inside of its own head. It's meant to be out facing obstacles and making use of its physical and mental abilities.
Pick something and pursue it. You'll feel good when you move a step further in it. You'll meet people with similar interests you can surround yourself with. You'll have something to talk about to new people etc.
>>29797940
That's sound advice. I'll get myself a bike and a camera or something so that I can get out into nature or whatever. At least I'll have an excuse to do something that means I won't sit around inside thinking about how miserable I am.
>>29797958
Photography is a great route.
You'll constantly have to engage your surroundings and find new places to go.
Plus if you do the bike it's exercise. You're ON YOUR WAY ANON! DON'T GIVE UP!
>there's literally 12 random strangers in my house right now
parents rented our house out for the day to some company to film an advertisement.
they're going to be here all day, its only 9:30AM, they don't leave until 5PM.
my parents aren't even home, its just me.
>>29797802
Mastubate loudly to establish dominance.
>>29797802
Can you post pics of your house op?
It must be super nice people want to rent it for ads and shit
>>29797802
Start fapping OP, wtf are you doing!?
>tfw baby face
Any other robots with this problem?
>you look way too young for me anon
;_;
>be 28
>go into bar
I need to see your ID kid
Sorry sir, you look good for your age
>feels good man
it gets better as you get older
>manlet
>baby face
>prematurely balding
how does these reaction words sounds in your head when you read them?
like
D R E A M S
R
E
A
M
S
The horizontal is said normally but a tad extended, and the vertical like an echo
>>29797751
Someone loudly yelling the same word twice.
You're under the silly assumption I register this awful meme spouting as something I actually need to process.
who /loud house/ here?
/loud house/ and /no room/ here.
>Living in the living room
I don't think I'm going to make it.
>>29797806
OP is referring to the cartoon "The Loud House". I'm sorry about your living situation, though.
>>29797734
>who /loud house/ here?
Get the hell out pedo
Go to >>>/trash/ if you wanna post your shit
>gf thinking about donating eggs
>tell her if she does that it's essentially cheating on me
>tells me it's helping couples that can't have their own kids
>tell her that's their problem
>gets mad and tells me to think of the money to be had
>call her a whore
>been mad at me for 2 days cause I won't apologize
Am I being unreasonable here?
Donated eggs are essentially her having a baby with another man. How is that anything but cheating?
Dump the fucking whore
>>29797722
no keep at it
>>29797722
>gf
BTFO normie scum
>Implying she isn't already cheating on you
If Elliot had a negative view of Asians, why did he expect women to be interested in a man of a race he himself throught was inferior?
Cause he was half white, mixed race blacks are considered to be more attractive than fully black people.
>>29797714
Do you think he liked traps
>>29797714
Humans are irrational, he likely thought highly of the white half despite the way he looks.
My gf and I lost our virginities to each other today.
My cock was too thick for her. She kept crying because of the pain. We stopped only after a few (maybe 30) pumps.
Feels good to know that my cock is thick and my gf's vagina is tight.
Enjoy your divorce degenerates
>>29797656
lowwwwww quality bait friendo :^)
>>29797656
>he fell for the """"sex"""" meme
POINT AND LAUGH
P O I N T A N D L A U G H
JFMSU
So what's going on with eggy? He get charged for his little stunt?
>>29797645
It wasn't his little stunt it was the jackasses who were watching the stream who lied to the police
>>29797645
What about the real audio for this clip.
>>>/gif/8864117
>>29797645
Why does eggman want attention from r9k so much?
all r9k does is hurt him
What happened this time?
