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What's better?
Ugly girl with big tits
Beautiful girl with no tits
>>29797110
Beautiful girl with no tits
It's much easier to get big boobs than to fix an ugly face
>>29797110
Is this even a question?
Beautiful girl with no tits. I want to worship a girl with a beautiful face that I can look at all day, anywhere.
>>29797110
Uggos with big tits
They're like big ugly cows, it's hilarious
The most extroverted people I've met proudly proclaim how "introverted" they are
Why do normies do this?
>>29797108
The highly visible successful nerds of the tech boom FUCKED culture.
Now everyone is aspiring to be so le awkward and smart xD except nontechs can't contribute anything and so just wear big glasses and pretend everyone is a bigot so they can feel superior.
Just give up. Even if you succeed, you ruin everything.
Because introverted to normies means, "I sometimes think all by myself, while then making sure it falls underneath the correct social cannon." Everyone wants to think that they are unique and special and different from everyone else, while not being different enough to disagree with anyone.
They want to fit in. With everybody. So they try playing every side at once.
So I looked up some of my high school friends on Facebook and a lot of them just went off the deep end, most of them put on weight and grew neckbeards. Some of them became rednecks who talk about nothing but cars and guns, and some look like drug addicts who got tatted up. I noticed some of the girls have a lot of piercings, tattoo's and colored hair. They also gained weight, it's sad because I was thinking of getting back in touch with them but I've realized that we all moved on and I can no longer connect/relate with them.
I went to a college and a lot of them didn't, some of them have kids now. I'm honestly somewhat envious because they seem to really be enjoying their lives while I on the other hand hate mine, I have no social life, no friends, no relationship life, I sit in my house all day being a NEET loser emo faggot. But at the same time I still feel like I am above them, I don't know if I feel better than them because I'm college educated, or that I'm not tatted up with piercings and gauges in my face, or the fact that I don't look a drug addict. I don't know, I do know I'm being judgmental as fuck but that's just the kind of person I am now. We all were weeaboos in high school and now they've all moved on to different hobbies and things, I'm still a major weeaboo and I like to think I matured and grew up more than them. But maybe I never did, I like to think I act more mature than some of them but I only basis that off what I saw on their facebook pages.
It really sucks when people you were friends with probably don't remember you but you remember them clearly, and what's even worse is they're happy with their lives and your not even though you still think you're better than them when you know deep down you probably aren't and just tell yourself that. I really wish I had friends, I'm not good at making/finding friends at all. I had so many friends five or six years ago, I haven't had friends in years now, the loneliness hurts so much.
Op, don't be a faggot, BE the faggot.... share dick pics, maybe that's your destiny... who knows?
>>29797203
A-are you telling me to become homosexual? W-why? I'm straight, I like women. What will turning gay solve? Are you implying gay men are they only people that I can be friends with? Oh god, I hope that's not the case.
>>29797226
No it's not, but, you know, maybe you can forget about your problem if you share something
Do you have a work, dude?
>home alone
>loudly singing cringey melancholy songs
>enabler comes home early without my noticing
fuck
You mean your mom? Dumbass.
>>29797086
Why would you call me a name like that over a funny meme?
My father, actually
>3am
>listening to death metal with headphones and screaming along with the lyrics
>mother wakes up and tell me to keep it down
Hey everyone! Looking for friends to game with? You're in luck! I am too. Leave your PSN and some games you are interested in.
I mostly play Dark Souls 3, Bloodborne, Witcher 3 and FIFA.
PSN: Clarkness58
>>29797031
Nah we're good OP. Thanks though.
Let it be known, I am willing to experiment gamewise ;)
>>29797031
I made my username retarded on purpose but now regret it
>at mcdonalds drive-thru
>get 2 spicy chickens and some tendies as usual
>drive up to payment window
>roastie cashier gives me a weird look
>"hey didn't you go to X elementary?"
>immediately recognize her
>flashback to 5th grade class
>roastie cashier making fun of my weight, asking if I was pregnant, etc.
>[reeeee's internally]
>say 'haha yeah'
>pay her the total
>"alright nice seeing you again, have a great day"
>ignore her and move to pick-up window
>mfw she got BTFO after 15 years
be careful who you call fat in elementary school
anyone else got any personal stacies-getting-rekt stories?
>>29797027
>>get 2 spicy chickens and some tendies as usual
Christ, that's a gross amount of chicken. Yuck
I'm about to go mcdonalds, what should I get for dinner? Hungry
>mfw she got BTFO after 15 years
At least she's employed, fml
Anyone here ever saw a real life shota?
This kid is 15, lives in the same building i live in.
>>29797023
Well what's the story OP?
>>29797081
No story anon, i just think seeing shota boys irl is pretty rare, so i shared the experience.
bump more op, is your neighbor or something?
who /manipulating mastermind/ here?
>>29797019
not yet. I have the mind for it and I did it to people when I was a teen, but then I went all nice guy and now my life sucks. I'm reading about persuasion to see if i can get back on the horse.
>mfw the Black Magic worked and Crispy is abandoning her orbiters.
Fear the power of a Warlock...
What's some essential reading for this sort of thing?
How To Win Friends & Influence People by Dale Carnegie is what I'm reading right now. Any good books to pick up on body language? What about speech?
do you like MEW, /r9k/?
what's so special about this shitskin-eyed whore?
>29797017
she's a pretty good actor? or atleast not awful
>>29797017
mew is mai waifu
>>29797199
>she's a pretty good actor? or atleast not awful
she's okay at best
Only one more grueling day left of slavery, wagecuck.
>>29796938
>Only one more grueling day left of slavery, wagecuck.
REEEEEEE COMFY NEETS CANT BE ROBOTS YOU SHITS GET EVERYTHING AND I HAVE NOTHING
But I let people work for me.
>>29796938
I work on Saturdays, famalam.
Is Tinder a actually useful app to help a lonely robot climb out of his loneliness, or is just a nomie tool built and used only for nomies and will boot me off or get me ignored if i used it?
It's for normies only.
I mean, theoretically, it's possible for you to get laid through it, but it's highly unlikely.
>>29796928
It's a degeneracy enabler, nothing more.
>>29796928
>Is Tinder a actually useful app to help a lonely robot climb out of his loneliness
Nope
It's a app designed for normies to be super normies.
hey lads, so being somewhat a normie myself im just curious on what you guys do all day what is a typical week for you guys?
FUCKIN NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEE
>>29796899
I wake up around 6 and start playing video games til about 10.A.M after this I get on Google + (because being ugly on there is common.) and post shit and browse imgur also I read fanfiction. Around 3-6 I'll text this cute girl I met on G+ who apparently thinks I'm sexy asf. Repeat G+, Imgur and fanfiction until the cute girl texts me back around 10-3.A.M
Usually sleep 8-12 hours per day. Wake up late and feel bad about it. Clean house to keep parents happy. Procrastinate with animu, 4chan, and porn until I feel bad about not working on my degree. Then usually fall asleep due to depression.
I'm so sorry robots...
I'm about to admit to you my sins, i have destroyed our culture and i'm willing to admit it to you before i leave forever. this directly affects each and every one of you.
i don't know how to say this but i had a gf a long time ago, pure Stacy-trash normie piece of shit, she works as a high up editor of a lot of massive normie trash facebook pages, including the "Lad Bible" ~13 million likes. i fucking introduced her to pepe, 4chan, ect, when she asked me what it was my dumb fucking libido endued brain told her its really popular and could be good on some of her pages.
few days after that Lad Bible and other pages of the sorts start posting pepe, memes, all our little in-jokes spread to the vile normie brain dead hoard, hundreds of thousands of shares, millions more likes and i did nothing but cheer her on and tell her "you're really getting it! xx".this carried on for a couple of months,
I remember her exitedly telling me how many shares the post got, and how even some celebrates had posted "peypey", my heart ached, but like a dumb fucking cunt i shunned all the regret to the back of my brain because she was good in bed. our little safe place, away from all the fucking chads and stacies of the world has been over run and taken from us, and its all my fault. I let the normies in for the sake of a cheap fuck and now there is no going back.
she dumped me recently, turns out she cheated on me.
TL;DR: i am personally responsible for all normies who think they understand pepe and 4chan and ironic memes. I cant say sorry enough.
Inb4 "Bait"... think that if you want, doesn't change what happened.
i'm the man who killed pepe
Get out. I'm not even going to yell at you. Just get out.
>>29796931
i'm leaving after this thread, i just needed to explain
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
YOU KEK SHIT, I HATE EVERY FIBER IN YOUR WHIPPED BODY
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why don't you join a gang, robots?
>get to rob normies
>loyal friends who would die for you
>pick up girls easily
>free guns and drugs
>>29796863
Are gangs to niggers the same thing as anime club for white weebs? Are they like trying to be ninjas and shit?
>>29796863
I'm black and I'm not willing to get beat up to join a gang
Gangs are pretty pretty rad and shit but telling a robot to join a gang is like telling a major Autist to just go out and have sex with a qt
FUCK CRABS FUCK MS13
when were you first made aware that tomboys are the superior form of girl?
there's a tomboy at my work and we work out together and she's really nice to me and yells at people who are being mean to me, plus she says she's lesbian so there's no tension even though i'm like 80% sure she's not completely lesbian
>>29796819
2d tomboys are nice OP, but 3D variety is so rare desu
>>29796819
>tomboys are the superior form of girl
Yeah, they really can be. When they have some of the positive attributes of men as well.
Lots of women these days just combine the negative attributes of men and women together to create the worse possible human beings imaginable.
>>29797153
yeah work tomboy is really a tomboy not a SJW otherkin demixhe or w/e
