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Is it possible for a woman to sacrifice her life to save someone?
Without it being her own children?
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>>29797593
It's called the army which, yes, let's women in after them fighting for the right to for so long.
There's also suicide hotline which mostly has women because men don't care about people.
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>>29797593
No

t.everybody
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>>29797668
The women are on parole, I asked one before. And many others are ages of like 15 on suicide hotline retard.

I also had one hang up on me when she found out I wasn't a woman. They're sexist.

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I know vegans that have their pets neutered/castrated. Their argument is either health-related or that animals are too instinct-driven, and as humans we need to make decisions for them to protect them and others.


I don't really understand this.
A vegan should realize that man isn't supposed to play God over animals.
A true vegan shouldn't even own a pet, quite honestly.

What are your thoughts on this?
Pic unrelated, it's Nolan climbing a wall
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>A true vegan shouldn't even own a pet, quite honestly.
This.
The problem is that pets who aren't taken in are often killed, so in the short term it can seem like "saving a life". But, I think the bigger problem is that people who buy pets continue to create demand for pets which allows for the cycle to continue.
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My cat kept going out and getting in fights, and coming home with punctures and infections that had to be treated($$). Having the vet lop off his nuts fixed that problem in a jiffy.
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>>29797511
>a true vegan shouldn't even own a pet
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
Being a vegan does not imply any moral or ethical standing. ALL you know about a vegan is that they have a plant based diet, that is it. Nothing more.

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POST YOUR FAVORITE GIF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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Comment of extreme originality.
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>2016
>gif
This comment was probably not original
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Is this an original comment?

Wtf is wrong with you?! Why do some of you have nails twice the size of the end of you finger? I'm not talking about a "coke-nail." I'm talking along all of your fingers. Are you just that gross you've given up all together. Fucking gross.
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Short nails feel weird
I like not having that exposed skin
It's very satisfying to click my nails against a hard surface
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>>29797483
guitar players have long nails for a reason nitwit
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Only retards cut the whole white part off, you can't use them for anything and it just looks silly, besides long nails are cute even on guys

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What do you think of this robots?

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36733575
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2016/07/07/world/europe/ap-eu-italy-migrant-slaying.html?_r=0

>Nigerian man and his wife in italy
>rowdy football fan starts harassing and touching his wife
>Oh shit! A potentially violent youth is harassing us, I better leave the area for a crowded place and contact the police! Right?
>Nope. Instead he decides he wants to BE A MAN(tm) and "defend his wife's honor".
>Get bashed to death

Who wants to bet that his wife goaded him in to fighting because "what are you, a pussy?". Any woman like that is trash anyway. Just a reminder to robots not to throw you life away over a woman.
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He had to prove he was a "real nigga" in front of his bitch
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niggers have already destroyed the new world. the idea of some fucking nigger walking around a picturesque italian city or town is utterly disgusting.
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>>29797433
bet his wife took some Italian cock too

Robots, when i was in high school i had a polish friend, he knew i was a robot and he told me i should travel to russia when i got a little older. Wanna know why? Okay here it comes:
In russia there is literally a lack of men in the villages, so girls are gawking for cock. I am serious, if they see a western man ball around in town they will literally line up to fuck you. Just wanted to let you guys know if you ever feel like saying fuck it and doing something cool.
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Can any Russian anons say if this is true?
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lol okay ruskie
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>>29797484
If they are from the city they most likely don't know. It's a well known phenomena my polish friend said. And his friends had went to russia for a vacation and women were the ones hitting on them! Two of them fucked even.

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Hokay, so my entire life I have been an autistic mongoloid socially and very basic social situations are remarkably difficult

I have continually wondered what is setting me apart from everyone else that finds interacting with people as natural as breathing, and I figured it just must be biological predisposition. It turns out I wasn't wrong

"Nofap" (abstaining yourself from masturbating) is remarkably difficult, and for some very basic biological reasons:

Your body is wired to make you have sex. It's the product of thousands/millions of years of evolution and pruning the herd to make the ones that get laid the most the ones that will spread their influence

When you masturbate, your biology figures that you're getting laid on a regular basis since it's getting all the sexual release it needs and you're satisfied to just exist and not have a particular amount of drive about you

After about 5 days of abstaining yourself from masturbation, the testosterone floating around in your body actually begins binding itself and you see changes like a deeper voice, greater drive to work out and most importantly for a lot of people a night and day difference in confidence

I'm experiencing this first-hand because I'm staying at a 3D-modeling camp at the moment and I didn't want to masturbate in a dormitory with other people. I've since met a dozen new people and I've had sex with the same girl twice.

---

If you're doing nofap, discuss it ITT and if you aren't doing nofap ask all the questions (or make all the criticisms) you want

I'll be making more put-together threads in the future in the hope of telling as many people about this as possible. It's quite something
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>>29797364
*remarkably effective
Not remarkably difficult, it's easier than you'd think
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I'm doing nofap right now. Been 2 days.

Only doing it bc im about to fuck a girl and I know that if I nofap for a few days I blow a bigger load.

Nofap is torturing me
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>>29797364
>"Nofap" (abstaining yourself from masturbating) is remarkably difficult

But it works, especially after day 415

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I need a friend. Please someone. Please.
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>>29797328
what do you want to talk about anon

also post qt pics
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>>29797328
What number would I be in your collection of internet friends
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>>29797328
Getting a friend? Hm...in 6 months.

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>yo buddy, grab us a round?
>chief
>big guy

are these demeaning phrases? why do chads/normies do this?
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>>29797274
Not demeaning.

Chads are used to robots and robot types responding with aggression out of jealousy/ perceived slights/ desire to quell insecurity or the quiet voice in the back of your head telling you this guy is superior to you.

They saw you, recognized that they were objectively superior, and therefore are preventing a conflict with you (either because they're genuinely nice or can't be fucked right now) by calling you an affectionate nickname.

By defusing a situation before it starts, they don't have to do with a petulant robot acting like an asshole towards them. It's kind of a sign of respect, although it's a pitying respect.
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>>29797274
That's how all the whitewashed curryniggers and arabs here talk, it's kind of endearing.
>walk into liquor store
>"HEY, SUP BOSS!"
>"AYY BUD-EE!"
>"AH, HOW'S IT GOING MY MAIN MAN!"
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>big guy
Oriental

When I cast that hex on Crispy last night, it had only 16 plays by the time the thread got deleted.

I come back from work today and it's at 47.

Clearly it's been reposted (or someone thought it was really catchy), but regardless, my Black magic (real magic or symbolic magic) worked and now she doesn't love you anymore.

SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING NORMIES....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkTt9k4Y-a8
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crispy is a dumb tumblargh slut who surrounds herself by creeps who she thinks are her friends.

She probably saw the spell and thinks it's real. women tend to believe in dumb shit like horoscopes and magic and ghosts. /x//is full of dumb sluts

She spooked now. Obsessive stalkers is one thing but black magic? Oooo
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>>29797381
she has visited /x/ before so she prolly is that dumb
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>>29797381
Crispy doesn't believe in the supernatural

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>tfw I'll never be a wageslave
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>>29797202
maybe you will want it someday
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>>29797250
l want your dick in my ass
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Never gonna be a wageslave
Never gonna let you make me a cuck
Never gonna work around the clock
Never gonna make you happy
Never gonna say I'll leave the house

After 13 years of research and intensive investigation, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Desperate Tinder Hipster Guy. You'll know some of his previous quotes like "Please respond" , "Did I say something wrong", and his best yet "I'm OK as long as you're happy".

It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'the m being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Desperate Tinder Hipster Guy.
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This forced meme has no real applications on /r9k/ or anywhere else, so it's likely to die out quickly, if it gets picked up at all.

Sorry, you failed at memeing.
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lmao @ ur useless ass meme
i didnt even read the whole thing but i lmao'd. i am posting this comment cause you unironically spent minutes of your life creating this joke. youre a fucking dumbass, no offense. whats your favorite s4s meme you ugly bitch? cause there are few better than this one. sorry you dont understand whats going on here but it's your fault for failing to grasp the intricacies of this meme. get acquainted, dumbshit. introducing monkey. best thread on the board at any given time. just the right combo of post-ironic word association, cryptic transpondence and fuckangry rants directed towards the enigmatic monkey himself. a brilliant, enthralling synthesis. this meme has found its groove, its WAY. you havent. probably never will. aimless basic-ass surface-level fucktard.
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Please respond.
Did I say something wrong?

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>chads exist
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10/10
nice thread
very original
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>>29797176
Chads are our friends
Nu-males and betas are the enemy
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>cute gfs that dont wanna date me exist

thanks for the pepe anon

>be on adderall for 8 years
>get taken off because of psychosis
>no motivation to do anything
>living becomes a chore

help wat do
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>>29797144

Just bee yourself

Ksksif
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>>29797144
You're an addict
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>>29797144
You NEED to get back on that shit ASAP

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>51 hidden threads [Show]
nice board
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how do you see hidden thread number, outlander
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>>29797111
I would respond, but my post would be filtered.

nigger cuck sjw triggered tranny trap bbc
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>>29797159
>[view]

that is a very low quality post desu

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