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>in class discussing a business ethics scenario
>one detail is that the woman applying for the job has a philosophy degree
>mention that she can't get a job as a bank teller with a philosophy degree
>teacher laughs in my face
>students laugh at me too
>grab my stuff and quickly leave
>cry on the train home

I don't wanna go back guys
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>>29791970
If they're laughing that means they're unaware of what businesses are looking for. Students should be that retarded, but not the teacher. Just go back and stand your ground. They have your money already, you may as well go through with it.
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>>29792598
>Students should be that retarded, but not the teacher

Teachers don't know jack shit
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You can be a fucking bank teller without any experience anywhere u fucking twat
That's why you're a joke

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>anon, what did you do over the break?
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>>29791940
I fucking hate this question because I literally do nothing. I have no friends and lost contact with 99% of them after highschool. I enjoy my time of doing nothing but I dont want to sound pathetic when I answer them.
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I always hated those "get to know each other" exercises they would make us do at the beginning of the year. I would rather write a 12 page essay. All the normies loved these projects so there was nothing I could do about it.

I'm so glad I'm done with high school
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>>29791940
M-... M... Masturbato...

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WE ARE ANOMINOUS

WE ARE A REGION

FORGIVE AND FORGET

EXPECTO PATRONUM
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>>29791939
WE WUZ ANOMALOUS N SHEEIT
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
FICKI FICKI
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>>29791939
>>29792074


LMFAOOOASDF;LKAJSDF;LKJASD;LFJKASDFJ HAHAHAHAHAAH i literally screencapped this bc i cant stop laughing lmaoo XDDD

U MADE MY LIFE THANK YOU <33333

come be my beeffff XDDD!!AKLSDFLKJASDLFKJA!!!
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>>29791939
w2c?
double oregano

>Daddy, it's the anniversary Anon Jr's death. When he killed himself. I miss him so much. And I still don't understand why he did it. And that message he left on the walls in his own blood. Tee-eff-double-yu en-oh gee-eff. What did it mean, daddy?
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>>29791920
kekds
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>It means I should have done a better job building him into a man
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Oh my god... sweetie... I finally cracked it. It was so obvious. It's an acronym, honey. It basically means"Jews did 9/11."

So which lifestyle is worse, really?

Personally I think that being a NEET who doesn't move for hours is still better than suffering from severe stress as a wageslave for little pay, with not enough free time or adequate sleep.

t. NEET
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They're both shit, but in unique ways.

t. NEET
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>>29791773
except the wageslave one is hugely exaggerated and most people don't work for 12 hours and go to sleep immediately after

the NEET one is fairly accurate though
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Depends on what kind of person you are. I know NEETs that do seem genuinely happy and actually do put their time to good use (usually they're really autistic and program a lot or develop games).

Then there are the kind of people who are lost without a structured life. They almost seem to be paranoid when they have too much free time. They find happiness in materialism and social validation, so of course working is best for them.

Personally, both NEETing and wageslaving make me want to kill myself.

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>smoke weed
>feel more anxious, paranoid, self conscious

>get drunk
>still quiet
>mind not as bad as when high

>take 50mg adderall friend gave me
>nothing

None of these really help. I like drinking but don't to become an alcoholic.
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Stop being a pussy and just become an alcoholic. AA meetings are an excellent place to meet a woman for sex
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>50mg of adderall doing "nothing"

Either you have a ridiculous history of abuse with amphetamines or you just made all of this shit up.
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>>29791800
It was my third time taking adderall. I seriously felt nothing. My friend became talkative and I just sat there wondering when it would hit me.

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why cant i get a japanese girlfriend??
>be me
>be chinese
>want to learn japanese
>no japanese classes until highschool
>learn japanese
>become transfer student
>no one but the teacher will ever talk to me bc im chinese

why live
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>>29791684
remember remember the oroigianal post
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>>29791684
Try Taiwan or Hong Kong brah
It's like Japan-lite
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>>29791684
Why do you want a Japanese gf, Korean is much more advanced

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>tfw had one life
>born aboriginal girl
>everyone hates me and thinks I'm gross
>people think I'm some kind of animal
>always being compared to prettier white women

I want off this ride
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs

Obligatory
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>>29791675
A lot of men would date OPS pic though

Le fuck off roastie cunt and take this L with you
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>tfw no qt aboriginal gf
Post pics.

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Be honest; This board is for failed narcissists, isn't it?
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heh, funny you're posting here bitch
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>>29791610
projection: the thread
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Narcissism isn't always having a positive image of yourself. It's mostly just being an entitled egomaniac who won't admit fault or error and only sometimes gets undeserved praise from sycophantic parasites. Others become robots/shooters/transgender when things don't go their way.

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I've been edging for so long and want other lewd anons to cum with me! Stroke your cute lewd cocks with me and tell me all about it!
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My cock has been sitting in my jeans and briefs hard for a couple minutes now.
Just trying to decide how to get it done.
I rub and pinch it every so often to keep it feeling good.

I've got a really stinky and stained cumsock I haven't washed in months that I'll probably jerk off into.
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>>29791808
I wish your parents could read this
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>>29791848
I wish my imoutos could read it.

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Hello fellow Robots,

Today I am commencing a wave of revenge upon my ex who's being a complete bitch to me.
I am not asking for your shoulders to cry on. I am asking for creative methods of revenge.

I have these things at my use:
>her facebook login details
>her hotmail details
>her gmail details
>her paypal details

Trips decides what I do
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let go of your anger and take consolation in the fact that she's out of your life and you can move on
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spend all of her paypal money on prostitutes
that will show her

make /pol/ comments on her facebook, but delete them shortly afterwards so she doesn't catch wind
keep doing this until she notices

give her email accounts to advertising agencies and stuff, log onto her google email and buy a lot of games for android
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kill yourself and tell her you have all her logins

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i decided i am legally changing my first and last name
how does the name 'channing defoe' sound?
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I was just going to call you a faggot but everyone else will be doing that for me. from the bottom of my heart that is truly a gay fucking name
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>>29791585
You realize a judge has to approve it and it's such a hassle you can only change your name if your parents where morons who named you Nutella or if your name was everywhere online for a sex scandal right?
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you got the OK from me

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Was democracy the beta uprising? Was there ever a case of a beta having power before this?
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>>29791444
There was never true democracy,
Instead of monarchs you are ruled by the bankers, that much has changed
t. Time traveller
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>>29791477
Tell me more about these (((bankers)))
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>>29791444
The only beta uprising is the French revolution were the pore killed the ritch but for it to happen again the poor conditions would need to be at a 3rd world level and have a common enemy to unite and destroy

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What does r9k think of columbine core?(basically wearing fashion similar to the columbine shooters). I love dressing like this, I feel so bad ass everyday.
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>>29791391
Here is a female ver
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>>29791391
Maybe if you're a high schooler
>obviously op is a minor this breaking the rules
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>>29791391
it's not bad as fashion sense but if you're doing it to associate yourself with those kids, you're a bit of a retard

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How girls feel when you stare at them
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>>29791374
Turned on, horny, etc
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>>29791374
but i don't ever go outside
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>>29791374

They usually smile

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