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What other boards do you browse robots? what does that tell you about that person?
>/r9k/ is my main board
>/v/
>/s4s/
>/gif/
>/r9k/
>/i/ /ic/
>/wsg/
>/mu/
>/f/
>/b/
>/x/
>/c/
>/vr/
>>29790164
>/pol/
>/b/
>/v/
>/vg/
/fa/
/ck/
/g/
/pol/
If you HAD to eat one of these instant meals for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?
>>29790147
Bottom middle seems to be the most nutritionally complete.
>>29790190
Addendum - I didn't see the potatoes on Left middle. That puts it near the top of the running, nutritionally.
>anything other than hungry-man
>working a new part time job
>screw up a transaction
>asshole coworkers yell at me and berate me for inconveniencing them
>however, they had never taught me the correct way to handle that transaction
>but still expected me to know and her surprised when I don't
What is wrong with these people? Why do they act so high and mighty when they're in their 40's and still work at a fucking hardware store?
>however, they had never taught me the correct way to handle that transaction
why didn't you ask them before performing the transaction
>>29790113
They're 40 and all they can do is work retail. If they were competent and skilled they wouldn't be there. When I worked retail the older managers and employees were always complete idiots
>>29790145
It's probably one of those, I didn't know I needed to know this moments. In hindsight of course you'll wonder why he didn't ask.
Who here /leaguely retard/?
I'm was diagnosed with /65 iq/ by my doctor when I was young and always in special education class
Worst part is self aware, I once tryed to kill myself but my mom found me with the gas mask and oxygen tank hooked in
Please kill me
>>29790046
How does it work inside your head? How does a thought happen for you?
>Oxygen tank
>>29790068
Everything very slow, I cant drive or work or anything because
I once worked walmart pushing cart but I hit someone's car and get fired
How to make friends: The ultimate guide
1. Get your mindset right, you are a robot. Not unlike a spy, you are going to meld in to a group of normies so get your clothes, hygiene and overall act together. If your robothood gets discovered, it's all over for you.
2. Pick a group to infiltrate.
3. Study the habits of the normie prey and get familiar with their personalities and interests. This is really easy nowadays using the internet so you don't need to spy on them behind a newspaper.
4. Make the first contact. Make it look like a coincidence that your fates collide. For example if one of them is into books, you could "bump" into them in a library and claim that the book they are reading is just what you were looking for too.
5. This is the hardest part. You need to introduce yourself and continue the talk about the common interest while keeping it cool and casual. Nobody likes autists.
6. If your introduction and conversation with one of them went right, you should be able to reach the rest of the group using your new contact. Make yourself look like you already have friends and are social and outgoing. This is simple game theory. You wouldn't befriend some random bum off the streets, would you? You need to make them believe that having you as a friend is mutually beneficial.
7. If you are capable of following these simple instructions, you have now successfully become a friend of bunch of normies. Congratulations.
[cont.]
8. Realize that they are a bunch of normies and that you can't keep your facade up forever. The only place you can find meaningful contacts and people on the same wavelength to talk to is on the internet, specifically /r9k/.
9. Cut all contact with said normie scum.
10. Rinse and repeat.
>>29790052
I hate robots and normies, how do I make friends?
Spent time in social environments. Try to engage and be curious. Take it easy.
Observe yourself slowly developing a common ground with other people.
How do I become a nice girl or pretend to be one?i notice a lot of guys will like a girl based on personality. I can't gain orbiters with my looks so I need personality.
Make a list of things I should do to appear more nice to people.
That girl looks soulless.
why don't you just be nice instead of pretending to be
it would be a lot less work
>>29790078
But I'm not nice. I really hate everything and everyone so I have to pretend.
Thoughts on girls with eyebags?
Thoughts?
>ayy lmao
>like aged milk
>looks tired
I like them. I only have really dark circles.
>>29790017
Eye bags are the worst looks affliction right behind acne.
Which western country has a highest proportion of single men and is easiest to get a bf?
>>29789977
Simple. Be female, don't be ass fuck ugly and simply exist in a space near males. Boom bf. Now get off my board RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29790211
Ita not that easy in my country, obviously. Thats why i asked- I want to move somewhere in the west anyway, so good dating options are a plus.
>>29790326
Where are you from?
America, Canada, Norway, Iceland, Denmark, are probably good options.
basically you have to work harder and harder to make your life exponentially less easier. At first the convenience you gain is far greater than the work you have to put in, you can obtain the major things like food and shelter. From there you have to work equally as hard to obtain thing that provide slightly less utility but are still important like transportation and clothing. The trend continues. Same amount of work for each tier of conveniences but slightly less gain each time. It is slow enough that you don't realize it, and you become conditioned to think that convenience gained is always greater than work put in. However that's not the case, energy put into work increases faster than the energy saving they afford you and at some point these lines intersect. It is here at this exact moment you become a fully indoctrinated wage slave. You are now doomed to run ever faster on the wagecuck treadmill for ever diminishing gains and the difference between the gains in convenience you made before and and what the same increase in work will afford you now goes directly into task masters pocket. The secret to contentment and in turn happiness is not having all of your need meet, its reducing the amount of needs you have to the lowest level.
Does this sum it up pretty well.
>>29789967
To quote Wargames "the only way to win is not to play".
neetcucks on suicide watch
originalo
>>29789967
Exactly why FI/RE. Save, to eventually enjoy the basic utilities without any loss of opportunities, independence or social status. NEET, without any of the downsides.
This is what your female counterpart thinks about you /r9k/. Your thoughts?
>one chance at life
>you're born as a clone of a mentally disturbed drug addict with HIV
>>29789948
this is pretty much what we think of women so it only seems fitting
I guess that's why we're all so fucking alone
I know /r9k/ gets a little delusional every now and then, but that thought in that pic doesn't have a hint of truth backing it. It's plain and clear to see that men hold a vast range of opinions and ideals, far moreso than women.
How do i get over being a lonely beta fag guys? I already turn down girls who've shown interest in me and I try not to even talk to girls at all, one girl straight up asked me to have sex and i said no, but later i felt so alone again. How the hell do i get this feeling out of my head? I tried nofap too but that just made it worse
>tells everyone to fuck off
>wonders why he is all alone
I think this is a problem with a pretty straightforward solution, OP.
>>29789928
I don't tell them to fuck off, I tell them that im not made for relationships, and im not. So how can i make my brain stop wanting them when i dont want them?
>>29789928
I know why im alone, but i want to be, but my brain and body dont so how do i overcome that?
Why would any decent human have sex with somebody that they wouldn't be ok with marrying? That's just cruel to the person they will eventually marry/settle down with
Because Jews.
Sex is no longer a union of two people behind closed doors, but something to be paraded to the masses. If you are not actively flaunting your sexuality, you are oppressed by the patriarchy.
You don't want the patriarchy to win, do you? No one wants that. Fight the patriarchy by blaming all of the unfavorable consequences of your life on the imaginary boogeyman who is holding you down instead of acknowledging your own character flaws and working to improve them like any rational person would. Oh, and don't forget to buy a bunch of shit you don't need so you can fight the patriarchy more effectively by using your new commodities that you didn't even know you needed to do your part in a conflict that does not exist.
>>29789861
Because it feels good you fucking nerd
>>29790066
jesus fucking christ stop it you retard youve been saying the same thing to me before on another thread
C-can we has a cute kitty cat thread guys? o///o
>>>/b/
This thread would probably do better there.
>>29789860
This board is for doggos only senpai
>>29789880
this is /b/ faggot
>tfw ingrown toenail
life is fucking suffering why do I have to suffer through this???
should I just self-treat it? I can't see a doctor.
just rip it out with pliers like a man
>ingrown toenail thread
this is my calling
a-are my feet c-cute anon~?
>tfw 20th birthday
I'm buying a round lads
Happy birthday! you made it to 20 without offing yourself. Ill drink to that.
>>29790884
20 years without holding hands, kissing, getting a gf or sex
>>29789795
Don't you have to be 21 to buy&drink alcohol?
