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>girl with small tits talks to you
Excuse me, but what do you think you're doing?
>>29786832
>current year
>not liking small tits
the fuck is wrong with you, anon?
>>29786832
>implying she's interested in you
>implying any female is interested in you
>>29787005 also yeah
>>29787017
Keep whiteknighting you self-hater. Nobody will give you medals for it.
Do you like Asian girls, r9k? If so, you might be aracist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWFQ1uiD8LA
>>29786814
Tbh most white guys who ONLY date asians are creeps. Same goes for blacks who only date whites etc
Well I'm Asian so I do like Asian girls duh..
>>29786836
Did it ever occur to you that maybe certain white guys only date asians because asian women generally have a huge fetish for white guys, and that an ugly white dude could pull an average looking asian girl? Food for thought. What they're doing makes perfect sense and there's nothing wrong with it.
What's your favourite beer/ale, /r9k/?
Pic related is mine.
I'm afraid to admit it, the craft beer enthusiasts will have my head and my ear
>>29786806
best beer imo
Whatever gets me drunk the fastest.
They all taste the same to me.
Grandpa and mother tell me im lazy
>cant sleep more than 4 hours a night
>wake up with a headache half the time
>suicidal, so its hard to do things i dont like while hyping myself up to not kill myself
>theres no point in doing these normie chores anyways
Holy fuck go away, i dont even live with these people
>>29786767
You're suicidal because you're lazy
The mindset of a loset
>>29786782
I work like 60 hours a week, just because i dont mow my grass every two weeks doesnt mean im lazy
>tfw autism causes you to be overly logical which makes you really good at arguing because facts are all that matter
>live in a highly illogical world where people are driven by emotions
>just want to prove everyone wrong all the time
>>29786740
I feel you on a spiritual level op.
>Tfw Aspergers
Holy fuck do I know this feel, sorry for you OP.
>>29786740
I bet you're an atheist faggot too.
you're basically not even human. it's disgusting.
hyperrationalism should be prosecuted and the ones who do it should pay fines imo.
>be 12
>go to primary school
>get bullied by normal fags every other day
>next day i go to school
>bring gun
>All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you better run better run outrun my gun
>>29786682
How do you got weapon
>>29788065
Defeat a Reploid Maverick & you should absorb theirs automatically after.
>>29786682
shittest thread in a while
nigger
oegranoe
what are some jobs that dont test for drugs?
Starting your own business. I did sort of. I brought the idea to my Dad of starting a Janitorial company. Because he was a janitor for a school. We ended up buying equipment and stuff and formed a business. I called random businesses and got a few contracts. Mostly churches at first, but now we clean a deli store, a chain of credit unions in the area, and a commercial building with doctor's offices and stuff. My Dad pays me $250 a week in cash and I still live with him. The only thing I really do now is manage financials, order new supplies, keep up with inventory, etc. Occasionally like once or twice a month I have to go out and help him. I do nothing but smoke weed, get drunk, browse 4chan, and play video games. I got the entire basement to myself. It even has a mini kitchen with a fridge, sink, and microwave.
>>29786662
mass murderer
NBA player
is it worth apologizing for the way i acted years ago, or is it better to stay out of their lives?
You have two options OP. Stay out of their lives forever, or apologise.
OP, I'm going to be really helpful here and repeat what you've already said.
You have two options: Stay out of their lives forever, or apologise.
>>29786632
Depends, what did you do?
If it's really shitty best stay the hell out
FUCKING HOW AM I SO SHIT I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORRRREEEEEEEEEEE. WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME. FUCK EVEN AUTISTS ARE BETTER THAN ME I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE. GET ME OUT OF SILVER NOOOOOOOOOW
>>29786597
I know dat feel
original comment
>>29786597
>GET ME OUT OF SILVER NOOOOOOOOOW
crosshair placement
i know this all too wellall to well
I just want to be a normal person but everyone treats me like I'm a weirdo.
>>29786588
>waaah I have to try to be normal
>why won't people let me be normal?
>why do they think I'm weird? I'm just trying to be normal..
>Gosh gooly jee this normal stuff is hard work, I better try harder.
Why do you want to be normal? That's like wanting to be stupid.
You don't want that. You want something better.
A distinctly normie phenomenon;
>I LUV LOTR! It's one of the greatest stories ever told!
>No I have never read the books.
>Why would I read shitty books?
>Peter Jacksons vision is amazing!
have you fucking faggots even tried just being yourself?
>>29786560
Tried it once back in 98', i didnt fly so good
Yeah, I got arrested and slapped with a restraining order.
Only be yourself if you actually have a pleasant personality.
>>29786560
yeah but everyone seems to dislike me when i do
>Convicted murderer comes into the surgery
>Someone recently stole a barbecue from his garden
>Knows who did it and has an urge to kill him
>Says he is having extreme difficultly controlling his anger
>Wants me to give him a benzodiazepine
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>wants to make a funny greentext post
>gives you lethal injection of shitpost instead
Help me why doesnt this filter work? This thread is still in the catalog.
>>29788124
>Wants me to give him help filtering shipposts
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
have you ever been pressured into sex?
just by hanging out with my friend, which has other friends which i don't know, so they are mutual
be the quiet insecure guy in the group
a girl in the group happens to like me
im pretty sure they are testing my manhood guys, i happen to like her but i don't want to have sex with her right away
One day i was just hanging out with my friend we walking around city at night bump into his friends, the girl says she wants to hang out with me and me alone, say bye to the group so it was just me and her we walk around bla bla
>I dont know if this is a date or a hang out
she asks me questions trying to get me to talk
>"Oh how long have you known anon for"
boring conversation but shes giggling, holding my hands etc
get something to eat, drink bla bla spend the night in her apartment
next day my friends talking about what happen in her apartment that night, ask me if i fucked her bla bla
Deny it, still a virgin bro
>"yea right bro"
hang out with him & his friends the next day they all making jokes about me and the girl having sex
wtf what is their game plan? is this just bants ? why do they care so much ?
>>29786529
More than likely she likes you and your Bros are happy for you
Your at worst a failed normie.
Escape
Enjoy your life anon
>>29786529
>wtf what is their game plan? is this just bants ? why do they care so much ?
they would have had sex (or tried) if they were there and so they figure that you did the same.
and just to let you kow, if a girl asks you over to her apartment, it's likely that she wants to do something with you. maybe not sex, but definitely something. did you have any sexual contact with her that night?
and by the way, you're lucky. you obviously fool them into thinking you're normie. no wonder a girl invited you to sleep at her apartment.
>>29786819
we got drunk, 4-5 beers for me, she definitely wanted to have sex, i did not as im not ready and barely know her
Why haven't you married a poor Muslim girl from Indonesia yet? They are less liberated than any slut culture from Arab countries where sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass doesn't count as losing your virginity. They are short and small and qt. They are excellent cooks. And they will do anything to please their husband.
What's the matter? You're too autistic to at least pretend to believe in God?
>>29786524
>Why haven't you married a poor Muslim girl from Indonesia yet
Because she is a poor muslim girl from indonesia.
>>29786565
And you can get the same out of Southeast Asia without the girl being Muslim. The only probably is they are brown and ugly monkeys. They aren't qt like Japanese and Korean women.
Because I'm not that desperate for a woman.
>BEEEEP HONK HONK HONK BEEEEP
The wagies are already ragie on their morning commute.
>>29786517
Thiscan easily be judged from the noise they make.
>>29786517
Do normies even know that they have a "ragie wagie" walk?
Ragie wagies, when will they learn?
