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Are you taller than your dad, r9k?
>>29780113
Yeah but barely. About 3/4 an inch.
I wouldnt know, I never met him.
/thread
Not sure but probably and I'm 5'4"
What's the most physical pain you've ever felt?
>having an attack of gout during the winter
>have to crawl most places because it's too painful to walk or even hobble a long distance
>have to sleep with my feet sticking out of the blankets freezing because the weight of the blanket is too painful on my feet
>phone is ringing
>hobble on my heels to go answer it
>fucking drill my toes straight into the metal legs of the table it was on at full speed
>drop to the ground in seething, unadulterated agony
>felt like I splintered every bone in my foot
>lay writhing on the ground for a good 30 minutes
>literally crawl using only my arms back to my computers
>>29779165
I had a pain in my pericardium one time. It was later resolved by pericardiectomy, though required chemo (surprise twist, it was actually lymphoma).
>Drinking alcohol and cough syrup to try to pass out. Driving around wasted, trying to cop out of it. Passing out driving. Dat dere DXM.
>Constant painkillers. Panadol, Ibuprofen, tramadol, distalgesic, whatever I could get.
>Arched tense in bed. Whatever hurt the least. Trying to sleep.
>Doctors said I had the flu and needed to man up.
>Mom making fun of me for having the "man flu". Still triggers me.
Meningitis.
I have a genetic immunodeficiency, and one of the side effects of immuno-therapy is meningitis. Well, I got it, and it was the worst.
>awful migraine
>moving my head any bit would cause my head to hurt horribly
>escorted by ambulance to the hospital on request of my immunologist
>vomit at the hospital
>have to get spinal tap to confirm that it is meningitis and being caused by the medicine
>it was being caused by the medicine, which basically means all they can do is treat the symptom
>go home, lay in bed for a week
>moving my back in any way hurts because of the spinal tap
>moving my neck or head in anyway hurts because of the meningitis
>sleep on and off for two or three days straight
Was not a fun time in my life. It's only happened once, and is much less likely to happen with the treatments I get now.
>>29779544
what was the medicine?
Describe your penis with one word...
...but your post has to be one word long
Miniscule
>>29778699
Gigante!
Unimpressive
Write a letter for someone who'll probably never read it.
GET WRITING FGTS
>>29778755
Y-yes sir
Dear normies
Please leave this fucking board. You are a cancer that needs to be rid of. Thats all i got OP. I think people are in the write your suicide letter thread right now. The grill i like probably doesnt want anything to do with me and i'm not even sure if she comes to r9k. Probably not, why would she when she has a waterfall of men to go on dates with. She broke off everything with me and stopped talking a long time ago and so did I now its just dead feelings and sweet memories and hateful memories.She blocked on me everything pretty much. The last time I talked to her was just me sending 3 4 5 I forget messages and her not replying back to them at all.
Stop polluting my thoughts, please. Why can't I just enjoy chatting with female friends? Why is it that whenever I'm alone, I get depressed thinking about you? Even though I just enjoy talking to you as a person and a friend, I ruin it by giving into pathetic oneitis thoughts, and I don't know how to stop. I have real obligations, and I keep avoiding them so I can just talk to you a little longer. I don't even know what I want this letter to achieve. I'm sorry to you and myself for being just another orbiter.
How about a good old University thread! Tell Robots about your college stories, good and bad. Feel free to talk about your college (for better or worse) and maybe give the other college robots here a beacon of hope.
OP here, I went to Seton Hall University for my freshman year but everyone there was super pretty and snooty, so not robot-friendly. Unfortunately my calculus professor dicked me over and forgot to cover three chapters that were on the university final which led me to receive a D in that class (but a 3.2 GPA that semester anyway). I saw all of the social bullshit and how the teachers were terrible and tried to transfer to Rutgers New Brunswick but I got waitlisted. The 3 months that went by were fucking mortifying but finally as of last week I got in. Hopefully Rutgers isn't so bad, I know some of my highschool classmates who went there and say its not bad, I'd certainly love a robo-friend though.
>>29777919
>Unfortunately my calculus professor dicked me over and forgot to cover three chapters that were on the university final
If the chapters were included in the syllabus it's not really his fault.
I went to Swinburne, Melbourne, Australia. Fucking hated it and the whole thing was a gigantic, lonely waste of time. I have been rejected from every job I've applied for since. My degree is worth nothing and I should have gotten experience in some job they'd give an 18 year old instead. I have essentially wasted my entire life already.
>tell bf I don't care where we go for dinner
>he keeps asking me if I'd prefer this or that
>he takes 10 min to make a decision
>>29777784
vero?
but you do care you fuck
>>29777822
no
>>29777853
no really, I don't care
Why don't you just join the military robots?
>inb4 I don't want to Le die for le jews
95% of the military is non combat
I'm in the military, it's a waste of time.
Except for me, I'm a tranny and the taxpayer will pay for it.
Because fuck you
>check em
don't think they accept people with a medical history of anxiety and depression
Alright you suddenly got tossed into the Race of Faggots
when you comment, take the last three numbers of your post and google image search it. the first vehicle you see is the vehicle you use in the race.
ok have fun or something
>>29774731
china jet fucking wo
Doesn't that mean everyone has to double post? Seems like a pain in the ass to me.
>>29774731
oreganolio my friends
>be me
>27
>strange lump in neck
>go to doctor
>anon, you have stage 3 cancer, it's in your lungs and throat.
>inoperable.
>fml
So here I am in my bed. Posting literal cancer on 4chan. I'm actually ready to die and I'm glad I got cancer. Just waiting for my helium tank to come in and finish me off.
I used to be 190lbs, now Im 127lbs. Chemo is a fucking joke, so I quit it.
I can't wait to die. I'm literally ready. I fucking love you all.
>>29773181
Thanks for loving me.
>>29773181
Holy shit. Smoker? I'm sorry, man.
but did you smoke?
ITT: Write your suicide letter.
Other anons rate it.
I fuckin you guys
P.s I didn't eat that fuckin sandwich or the toielet thing either!!
Well I have to say, you're not laughing now, are you?
Fuck you dad.
-The one who once loved you
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kqI5fAlv5E
you cannot be a robot if you obsess over any dumb slut camwhore.
>>29771957
>no
do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>29771985
you cannot be a robot if you bleed blood.
Draw Pepe from memory
GO
damn, took me like 15 minutesand I cheated
Its hard to do things on phone.
>>29772264
If you cheated then what was the point
what's your penis size and how do you feel about it?
barely 5 inches in length/4 in girth here
I'll never, ever forget the pain of being 16 and waiting years for it to grow but it never did
always wanted a huge dick that girls would love me for
exactly 6x5. every day i thank my lucky stars its not smaller, and every day i wish with every fiber of my being that it was big
>5x4.5
It makes me hope there is a God so I can spit in his eye
>>29769696
I know how you feel man. it hurts, doesn't it. knowing no woman would ever be satisfied
I want to be fembot's tiny little footpet.
Do you share this feel?
>>29769336
Yes, giantess is the most patrician fetish
>tfw a giant woman will never keep you as a little toy and store you in her bra next to her phone
>ywn be a woman's 1 foot tall human pet/plaything
LIFE
IS
SUFFERING
why is it that there isn't that much giantess/vore doujinshi
>anything can happen at any time
>>29768371
>>anything
>what is probability
>what are laws of phyisics
>>29768371
tfw oregano.io
>mfw reading about gamma ray bursts
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