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Isn't this technically extremely dangerous? Why is it such a common fetish in porn? What's attractive about someone shitting their guts out in front of you?
>>29779724
it makes me feel good knowing they won't be able to hold their shit in anymore and their guts will fall out when they grow older
>>29779752
What is sexual about that?
i was tasked with shoving one of these things back up some lady's ass one day, and failed miserably
I'm in Pennsylvania but I need to get down to Orlando so I can see the Amway Center.
why do you want to see the amway center
>>29779778
Orlando Magic
Nice arena.
But honestly just go see the Flyers/Pens or Sixers if you're in PA
This creep got recognized for his happy meal arrest video therefore was kicked out of Arby's
https://youtu.be/w9EYQJPdy-Y
>this creep
>implying it's not you shilling
Didn't watch and saged
holy shit its autist surveillance anon, i remember you.
good times.
>>29779715
holy shit i just watched his happy meal arrest video
>"you guys are being very difficult"
>"I'm Jewish"
>"ok well I'm German"
comedy GOLD
>feel like shit all day
>around 11pm begin getting manic
>have a bunch of delusional fantasies about breaking out of my autism shell
>have a bunch of energy and nowhere to put it
>make a bunch of plans i dont have the energy for during the day
>wake up feeling like shit
Wakemeupinside.jpg
>>29779675
I know your struggle, anon.
Makes it worse that I pop a bupropion ir at 2 or 3 every morning, I get to feeling fucking insane some nights.
I have dozens of fucked up drawings, poems and stories next to my bed that I barely remember doing.
>>29779718
Mine's not nearly as bad as yours, but i wish i could live in society as a 'night-owl'
use the energy in the form of lifting/exercise
get fit
become chad
simple
post alphas doing alpha things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-8hh3Jt0Z8
>>29779650
THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG
Brocolli
where did that guy even come from
that was some spec ops shit
>>29779650
what about alpha females?
4chan is largely filled with old sub-males attracted to insecure 15 year olds
Tumblr is largely filled with insecure 15 year olds attracted to older men
Why they hate each other?
Both are filled with insanely generalized and often inaccurate depictions of the opposite sex too
I'm 28 years old and I'd give literally fucking anything for some adolescent Tumblr chick to brutally dominate me.
If you are a teenage girl and reading this because you're some fucking tourist to this website from Reddit and/or Tumblr, know this: I'm 28 years old. I'm drunk. I would literally rather lick your asshole for ten seconds than eat food for the next week. Your asshole takes precedence over food for me.
Welcome to /r9k/. I love video games and certain animes,
>>29779691
>often inaccurate depictions
the stacey meme is an insanely accurate depiction of most women though
Why do so many people claim to be depressed, and oppressed? Lets see:
>sluts and whores
>jacked up muscle guys
>rich people
>business owners
>other various successful people
One thing they all have in common is that a lot of them, despite being completely accepted by society, claim to also be depressed, and oppressed by society. I've even talked to these types on /r9k/, and I was shocked at how many good looking sluts and whores use this place.
So why are there so many losers in western society, who are only losers because they feel sorry for themselves? These people all have better lives than me, yet they claim they are oppressed when they aren't. Why?
Shut up pussy...completamente original.
Well, depression is mental illness.
It has to do with improperly functioning neurotransmitters.
It's like if the roads on the highways were broken and covered in ice, and cars kept sliding off and crashing.
Cuz we live in a slave morality society
Nietzche predicted all this
All this SJW horseshit is just so rich white women don't have to own up to the only privilege that matters (wealth)
>show asian girl my Japanese girl magazines
>flip to a page with Kiko Mizuhara on it
>asian girl asks who that is
>say it's Kiko Mizuhara, and that she's half American Half Korean
>asian girl pauses and says "well she's not attractive."
Do mixed qts trigger full blooded asian girls?
>>29779575
any attractive woman triggers another woman
>>29779575
mixed girls dont even look human
>>29779575
What the fuck does half American mean?
Lol there are losers on r9k orbiting crispy when they should be orbiting Malissa. How does it feel to have shit taste?
Feet pics pl0x?
ugly999900111
>>29779521
>That fucking everything
Best rope to hang self?
>>29779517
Piano wire.
>>29779517
metal rope
>>29779530
>Piano wire.
That seems unnecessarily painful. Wouldn't it cut you, rather than choke you?
quick you have to have sex with someone or you will be brutally and slowly murdered in a method that you would find the most disagreeable by an evil entity.
how fucked are you? what's your game plan?
hardmode: no hookers and no rape
>installs grindr
>tell female friends about the situation
>hopefully my genuine terror convinces one of them
fuck that, I'd rather die
>He spends his free time reading shitposts
>He's doing it right now
>He spends his time shitposting
>He's doing it right now
no ragrets
memes > pussy
>>29779459
what the fuck else am i supposed to do with my free time?
>turn on TV
>it show this for 10 mins
What do?
>>29779337
don't kill myself to spite it
>>29779337
die tonight, apparently
what the fuck
get whatever weapon that you have and wait
otherwise, looks like you're dealing with some weird demon shit. better start readin the bible boi
Why isn't it legal to castrate misogynists and feed their bodies to hungry female wolves?
who's going to enforce it?
I can kill any women with my bear hands
Why can't we chop up roasties to feed the cunny livestock?
Why even castrate them then?
Do you keep the penises? What do you do with them?
This may be the only time my dick might get some attention desu.
What are the pros and cons of suicide?
>>29779302
really depends on your situation anon
Pros: you die
Cons: you die
Pros: you're dead
Cons: you're dead
