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Does your diet really affect your maximum height or is that a total meme?
>>29779278
Yes it does, look at what happened to the Japanese once they got regular protein in their diets.
>>29779278
Will only make a difference before you go through puberty or during the beginning stages
Why are you worrying about this? underage b&
>>29779278
I ate almost nothing when I was younger. still got to 6 ft. maybe I could've been taller if I had eaten more.
>tfw 4 inches and don't think it'll get any bigger
>>29779241
Whoa hey check this out, I just uncovered an ancient method to grow your penis in less than 10 minutes
>>29779262
fuck off man, that's all bullshit
>>29779307
No, you're just doing it wrong
Real man have sexual fantasies about going on romantic dates with supportive and affectionate women
Malebot feels
>tfw you haven't had sex in 2 days
>tfw she hasn't texted you in the last 5 minutes
>tfw I only got hit on 3 times when I went outside
>tfw I'm so ugly that I had to settle for almost Chad
>this is what a fembot thread is actually like
>yet they still claim to be robots
>>29779222
Girls have it infinity harder than men you have no idea. dont be a sexist
>>29779239
huh really mades me think
>>29779239 Tumblr's that way, senpai. I'd suggest returning.
>there are stinky dogs that have cummed in more women than you
>>29779205
>kids in middle school have more relationship and sexual experience than you'll ever have
>>29779205
"Will you fight, or will you perish like a dog?"
>>29779407
>tfw not even a kiss at 26
Are you a good person, /r9k/? Tell me a bit about yourself. Prove to me that you're not shit, and then tell me why you're on this board if you're not shit.
>>29779191
>Are you a good person, /r9k/?
Yeah I would like to think so. I am not a bad person at the very least.
I am a college student, I browse /r9k/ in my free time, not much else to know about me
>>29779227
Does this mean you're normal, in a sense?
No, I'm not a good person.
I cheated and raped an ex girlfriend.
I am a tranny freak.
I used to hide under my blankets and cry myself to sleep pretending i was homeless to stimulate feeling. I am a coward and weakling. I take offense at everything. People are sad to me and I only feel sadness for them but I don't do anything I just like pitying them.
Name a fast food joint better that this. Life tip: you can't
>>29779189
In n Out, cuck.
>>29779259
That tub is smart.
>>29779189
In n Out. It's not even a contest.
>tfw mods delete every crispy thread just to spite her autistic fanbase
Hahahaha cucks get rekt
>>29779187
>fanbase
...what does she do to warrant a fanbase? post selfies? wear clothes?
MODS = BASED
They are straight btfo crispyfags
But crispy i love you btw you are awesome anyway
>>29779187
Funny how they let all those eliza and erica threads run amok when they are literally underaged.
Really shows who the patrician's waifu is because they know she's a pure untainted maiden and are jelly.
Wow, finally watched this movie after seeing another anon post it the other day and I've got to say it was pretty good. Can anyone recommend any more bleak/nihilistic movies?
All Night Long
Combat Shock
>>29779177
Naked by mike leigh, full on YT
>>29779177
>Brazil
Paprika oregano.
your fuckin eggman that smashed pussy irl and got famous because of you faggots is streaming
>>29779169
Yeah, he deserves to be homeless. This comfy cringe story though.
>>29779169
Where, homes?
who cares? stop spamming this faggot. only retards care about him. why is he popular anyway? just another attention whore posting himself online.
>Black people
Lol
i wish 4chan wasn't racist
>>29779150
at least he's still there senpai
>>29779158
We can dream, Anon.
Who here has an awesome scar story?
Pic related my first scar in 22 years
Melanoma was only a mole the size of half a pea still waiting on histology.
>>29779091
>Who here has an awesome scar story?
not really awesome but I have a few scars
I have a scar across my eyebrow from falling off a short wall when I was like 10
I have a scar on my knee when I was learning how to ride a bike for the first time
I have a scar on my hand that looks like it was caused by a nail. I do not know where it came from
>awesome scar stories
Are you still 14?
>>29779091
I have a scar on my face/chin area from the 11 stitches I received from falling through a big storefront window. due in part to this dumb cunt laying on my lap and pushing her weight backward. a friend at the time told me the window was close to slicing my neck which was crazy scary. I opted to not put on any ointment because I wanted the scare to show more
so i have been with my gf for 6 months and she hinted at me doing something special for her what do robots?
>>29779032
She's gonna get you chicken tendies man.
>>29779032
Here's what I did once
>figure out her size
>buy clothes
>send clothes to house in white box
>send for a car to pick her up
>meet her for drinks
>pretend like you don't know one another
>get her drunk
>take her back to your place
>fuck her as rough and hard as humanly possible
>leave
She'll be yours forever.
>>29779065
but i never told her what kind of dip to get for it!
>>29779095
is that rape?
Alright lads, in this thread: We discuss ways to smooth talk your way to silver-tongue devil status. I'm not talking about one-liners here. Im talking about techniques, methods, and strategies. No "le be urself" memes. I want a battle plan here. How do I get in that girl's pants?
Pic related always helps with the grills.
Lets see what yall got
>>29779007
You pay her.
>>29779801
I just talked to a few of my coworkers about this. (I essentially barback at a hooters). They pretty much confirmed you either have to be ridiculously attractive or ridiculously rich to get the pussy
Just b attractive and ask her out
>pubic hair going grey
>dad's hair started going grey in his late 20s
>i'm only 19
This is it boys. I'm gonna be an old guy before I'll even know it.
Who /goinggrey/ here?
It's cool to have a full head of grey/white hair, IMO especially if you're young. You'll also be able to dye it all sorts of crazy colors without bleaching, and you could grow it out really long and look like some kind of magical elf prince.
I'm 19 and my mom keeps pointing out that I have grey hairs in my head recently
I've never really actually taken a look but it makes sense considering all the fucking stress.
I don't really care though. Though I do wish that if it's going to turn grey just go 100% immediately so I could look cool.
>>29778981
It's not so bad, I know a guy who's 24 and his hair is gray and it looks fine.
>Make ebin shitpost
>Get a few (You)s pretty quick
>Think this is finally my time to shine
>Think I'm finally going to amass a large collection of (You)s
>Thread slows down
>Still only a few (You)s
Life is suffering
What are your (You) collections like robots?
go to sleep already
I made a popular wojak edit so whenever it's reposted it feels like a (you)
Pretty much every single piece of OC I have ever made has gotten maybe 1 or 2 (You)s, and I've never seen any of it reposted. Outside of that pretty much nobody ever responds to my posts, so one day I got fed up and made a bait thread on /pol/. It was probably the most successful thing I've ever done. Nearly every single post in the thread was responding to me in one way or another and it went all the way to the bump limit. Outside of that I made some steam sale threads on /v/ but I didn't put in much input there so not really much of a success.
