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>the cleaning lady found the feces fountain
>mom ate the cum cupcake
>Saddam Hussein found the bile sculpture
Probably gonna end it tonight, lads
>cousin tripped over my pube tubes
how do you get a social circle when you
>dont do drugs
>no family
>dont go to uni
>live in the middle of no where
>>29775037
If we knew the answer to this OP, do you think we'd be here?
Do you have a job?
How tall are you?
Are you white?
You're fucked OP. Give up now or kill yourself
>>29775231
No you can't do that I don't know hoe
>GETTING BORN IN THE STATE OF MISSISSIPPI PAPA WAS A COPPER MOMMA WAS A HIPPIE
Posting song lyrics on r9k is a guaranteed way to get no replies. That's how you got to page 10 without any
>>29775947
wtf did you just say to me you little fucking bitch? You're fucking dead, kiddo
>>29775029
IN ALABAMA SHE WAS NANANANA
PICE YOU GOTTA PAY NANANANANA
>ani-"me"
>pee pee
>"me""me"
>An-i-may
>Not an-ee-meh
>not aneemi
>not maim
shit off
>normie
>ree ...REE
>poopie
>tendie
I know there's a lot of /pol/ audience crossposting here. How many robots listen to Stefan Molyneux?
>>29774968
>Moly meme
I'm just waiting for him to start calling for mass genocides of minorities. His bantz are A1
>>29774968
He's great, really love his fascist views.
>>29774968
too much of a bigot for me
Are black women still necessary in 2016?
Le white man Asian yellow fever
Blacks have never been necessary
Is this a montage of the same girl?
![[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 04 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.12_[2016.05.02_19.15.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CBVGAL9.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Kuma Miko - 04 [720p].mkv snapshot 14.12 [2016.05.02 19.15.06]")
>go to the gym for work
>just started going there so doing light weight to work on form
>doing squats
>two girls and a guy are laughing behind me
>they say that my butt is huge and they were surprised that my shorts didn't rip
>mfw
Why is it impossible to do anything without women making fun of you?
She comin for da boipucci
you should have went up to them and started talking shit
they would have shut up real quick
>not listening to death metal and drowning out the opinions of stacy
>caring what other people think
Are white women still necessary in 2016?
REEE NORMALSCUM HAVE SHIT TASTE GO FAP TO INSTAGRAM MODELS
i want to be sexually molested by a huge assed black girl
I'd be a bit insecure having sex with a black girl. They must be so used to the BBC.
Is it over?
Will degenerate normal scum learn their place?
if degenerates with STDs used condoms in the first place this wouldn't be an issue
>degenerate
>normal
Pick one
>>29774887
kek this.
Nobody is gonna make the color change.
And if they do, they're already wearing a rubber so what's the problem?
Literally a pointless product that was clearly designed by a retard.
Last time the faggot admin of the 4chan normiebook face stole the official picture of this thread, faggot ass nigga. Help us expand this thread and lets hmm all the way.
>>29774844
Just look at that little baby, his face trully conveys lots of energy, reminds me of a human fetus we had in uni preserved in formaldehyde
>>29774895
Ill try to write also some stupid shit since im in vacations from uni now, so i have lots of free time and nothing to do
>>29774930
Some pictures may not make you go hmm but this pic always start something inside me, like was that write for real?
>Considering suicide
>All coping strategies online require friends
don't do it dude. youll be even more of a useless fuck dead than alive.
>>29774795
Exercise doesn't require friends, you bullshitter. You're just making excuses.
>>29774795
don't do it.
you are loved.
>people born after 2010 are having sex
>youre still a virgin
6 years olds are having sex?
>>29774737
>he doesn't realize 2010 was 20 years ago
>>29774737
Yes, with pedophiles
> tfw no style
>tfw wide shoulders/back from lifting but smallish waist and hips so any shirt that i buy looks fucking retarded, tight up top and like a sail below the chest
>>29774630
> wide shoulders/back from lifting but smallish waist and hips
Isn't this the ideal male figure?
>>29774681
im far from ideal, m8 but any single article of clothing i buy looks like shit on me
i usually walk around in wifebeaters and basketball shorts when its hot, and in the winter i wear carhartt jeans and a hoodie
kek
>nearly every girl you see outside already had someone cum on her face
kind of mindblowing when you think about it
>>29774506
>mindblowing
Ayup. Only part of me getting blown for sure.
>>29774591
Jej.
Jdhssgsgsudgssusgsysuegevs
If you even remotely believe this theres no hope for you
>it's a "robot gets humiliated by another person and runs away crying instead of starting a fight" thread
Why can't you faggots just stick up for yourselves for just once
>>29774479
>starting a fight
HUUUH I don't wanna end up in jail?
>he doesn't carry a gun and lives on a trained to go mentality
>he doesn't constantly practice karate in the event someone needs to get their shit kicked in
What are you faggots living for?
I'm a big guy (FOR YOU) and I work out, but I don't know how to fight, and I am slow, and I wear glasses. I could probably only beat on people smaller than me. But I wouldn't want to do that...
