dear /r9k/, which one would u fuck and why?
I choose Raven but Starfire is also a fine choice
if you don't choose one of those two then honestly you need to grow up
Terra because nice girl. Starfire is second choice even though Jinx has a "fuck me" personality
>>29772197
>Terra
just a reminder she fucks this subhuman
>fucked my girlfriend for the first time
>tfw she said my 5.5 inch penis was the perfect size
We're all gonna make it, lads.
>>29772030
>fucked my girlfriend for the first time
>tfw she said my 4.5 inch penis was the perfect size
We're all gonna make it, lads.
She lied. Expect her to break up with you in the next few weeks over something stupid....but no it wont have anything to do with your dick.
>>29772030
>fucked my girlfriend for the first time
>tfw she said my 6.5 inch penis was not the perfect size
We're not gonna make it, lads.
Daily reminder that women age like milk. Pic related from what a girl I remember in high school looking like yo what she is today.
Cont...
This is her today
>>29771990
she looks pretty bad in the "before" image to be honest
>>29771990
Women age like wine
Has anyone here been perscribed benzos? Should I try and ask my doctor for them or just say I have anxiety?
How can I tell my anxiety from panic attacks? I have random spells where I get anxious as fuck (sweat, heart beats or skips a beat it feels like, hands sweat or feel tingly, shortness of breath) but I don't know if it's a full blown panic attack. It takes me out of my head a little bit and stresses me the fuck out but I never really start grabbing shit or freeze up (too much) or fall over or anything. I tried ssri for depression/anxiety when I was young...
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Never ask for Benzos. The only way you will get benzos is if the doctor comes to the conclusion on his own that you need them.
>>29771977
Can I at least mention I don't like anti depressants and beta blockers for their side effects or does it look like I'm researching too much?
I might actually be fine with a Benzo+beta blocker combination but I would only want the beta blocker here and there not every single day
>>29771929
Just don't take benzos with alcohol.
I got prescribed bezos during alcohol detox and in my 5 years of being drunk all the time I only fucked up really bad twice and the two times were when I took benzos and alcohol together. Once I punched a retarded (medically retarded) guy because I panicked when he was talking to me. I'm still ashamed of it 2 years later. The second time, I took my car and destroyed it. I hadn't drank a lot, like about 5 shots of booze but was on a high dose of benzo.
>you will never fuck a girl who looks like this
Even if I magically got fit and confident I'd still hit 5s at best. What is the point of living if you can't get the best while everyone around you can? They'd rather fuck diseased niggers than us.
Just get rich. Then you can fuck a girl like that erday.
>t.someone who fucks better lookingwhoresthen your pic
>>29771920
You can bang hookers way hotter than this if you get some money. Not even a huge amount of money.
Also, not everyone is fucking girls like this. Seriously look around, most couples are ugly as shit.
And lastly, bitches like this tend to have massive egos and be pretty shit people overall, I don't really care who they want as I don't want to deal with them at all, what matters is that I can get as good or better for a modest sum of money.
>>29771995
>>29771920
True. I bumped into a waitress that I thought wouldn't give me the time of day if she didn't work there. Come to find out she sucked dick for $30. That went on for way too long. No Regerts.
Would you like to have had an edgy, outcast loner goth gf in high school to smoke cigarettes and drink liquor behind the school with?
>>29771894
Why does she have to be in high school... how old are you?
>>29771994
Read again. He wrote, "like to have had"
>>29772057
AH apparently I failed English in high school. But I mean it's not all it's cracked up to be.
well bots i guess this is it. i finally fucked up. this is goodbye.
>be 21 y/o living with parents
>managed to get into a uni 3 years ago
>kicked out after first year because i had under 10% attendance
>told my parents i opted for a "placement year" and then convinced them that my work placement fell through so i had a year back at home before i went back
>told them i was looking for work, whereas in reality...
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>>29771840
he took a few seconds just to look at what was in there and asked if it was what he thought it was. i was crying and started getting really angry again because of the lollipop and because he didn't listen to me when i told him to leave my room. i shouted "I DIDN'T EVEN GO TO FRICKING UNI YOU IDIOT" (i'm not allowed to swear in the house.) he didn't say anything and just kinda stared at me and left.
i heard him talking to my mum when she got home and i was emptying 2 of the piss...
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>>29771861
i fucked this up, i wrote it down and couldn't even copy it right. this should've gone before that:
>my dad hears me shout since it was loud so he runs into my room and sees me and my hand bleeding as he walks in
>asks me if i'm ok and i shout yeah and tell him to get out
>he completely fucking ignores what i just said and asks me if he should call an ambulance and keeps walking towards me and the wardrobeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
About time your selfish lies came to an end.
>be outside trimming the bushes and a lady stops to give compliment and ask for landscaping advice
>spaghetti is falling out of her pockets while we talk
>ask her if she wants me to come over and "trim her bush" for her
>she stutters and says she'd like that
I think you know what happened next.
>>29771837
You woke up right?
what clippers were you using landbro?
You fixed the cable?
What did she say robots?
>>29771819
that you should fuck off to b
and everyone who posts a image here and write some bullshit to avoid the filter gonna get banned
cheers
"I'm a fembot. My boyfriend and I..."
>>29771819
"My boyfriend..."
fucking nice guys
>tfw you finally made it
Life is good
>>29771804
That thing doesn't look like a frog at all.
>>29771804
Well done anon.
Good to see some positivity in this pisshole.
>>29771804
Good now fuck off, you don't belong here anymore normalfag
>we post our saddest feels music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQnfqDbJxXI
https://youtu.be/Gi0pDMTx-jM
I listen to this when I'm down
https://youtu.be/4vOAPqmPTgU
eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4obWMN3zuKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5F633xSsY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ_NjDZWmGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42S17rDYZuc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8
Here's some of my go to ones. Just check out the genre "slowcore".
>meet qt girl on the internet
>she's nice and seems to like talking to me
>could actually get laid, wants to go on date
>find out she's a horse girl
Why must god do this to me
Stay away. They're crazy as fuck and probably fucked their horse. I sat next to one in high school and they would draw horse yaoi in fucking class.
>horse girls
Please god no
You will ALWAYS be secondary to the horse
It's weird as fuck.
>>29771739
>>find out she's a horse girl
ABORT ABORT ABORT
cut off all contact
Legit question here, can we even compete as white men against black men in today's society?
All I can think of is that our only use nowadays is to support women so they can be pleased by superior men.
This shit makes me miss the nasty MILF fad from 6 years ago. I wonder what the next awful fetish to come along will be.
>>29771680
here's your (you) fucking shill.
>inb4 409 replies.
Mods on this board never delete cuck shit, it's beautiful.
We Arabs are going to take over. We have money like White men and a Black man's knowledge that women like bad boys who tell them what to do.
We have a strong culture with no tolerance for degeneracy in all its forms: single motherhood, gay marriage, porn, atheism, the child free lifestyle. Your cultures are too fractured and your people too self-loathing to stand against ours.
We're going to castrate the Blacks and use them as slaves like our ancestors while the Whites will be house slaves. We'll allow a certain number of White-White couples to...
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I want to do big cums
How do?
>>29771657
become a man eat protein you'll never get porn cummies those are fake
>>29771657
Do kegel exercises and eat lots of celery. You'll shoot loads like Peter North.
>>29771657
Soy lecithin
Zinc
Pygeum
L-arginine
Kegels
Anyone else here attracted to older women? women in their late 30s-early 50s? Something about mature women gets me rock hard, younger women just don't do it for me.
Older women seem nicer and don't act like spoiled cunts. Also they usually have bigger titties and their asses are much fatter. They have a charm about them, I can't describe it.
Anyone else into older ladies?
Yeah but I have mommy issues so thats normal
>>29771559
>Something about mature women gets me rock hard, younger women just don't do it for me
That's because you secretly want to bang your mom anon
hurr durr im 19 and like old hags becuz they are fatasses/spent their son's college fund on implants so they can attract some younger guy that is really just stringing her along so he can molest her daughter.
They're about as mature as a molding apple; girls peak at 14 you gigantic manchild.