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>6 months of eating healthy
>drop 25 lbs
>start lifting 2 months ago
>can finally look myself in the mirror without shame
>i actually look good
>dont feel inferior to others anymore
>not even fat anymore
Why dont you start lifting guys?
Because then I'd be a normie like you and I'd have to leave /r9k/
GETOUTGETOUTGETOUTGETOUT
>>29767889
>Taking care of the only body you've got
>Normie
Nope. Your body is a temple. Caring for it is one of the most robot things you can possibly do.
>>29767889
Why do you want to be a fucking robot?
That's got to be the most fucking retarded desire anyone could ever have
who else here is /LazyEye/?
how bad is it for me?
>pic Related
didn't notice honestly.
h3h3/10
bump with cancer meme
Ah... oh, hey there, wagecuck!
Don't mind me, I was just finishing up my revision of axiomatic laws of thought. Fundamental logic and philosophy truly are intuitive and interesting subjects to pursue, especially when I have all the free time in the world.
What did I do today? I made myself a delicious, nutritious breakfast of bacon and eggs, and recited piano ready for a concert I have soon. After all, with all the time I have, I've been able to study the piano to a huge extent and perform the works of famous composers such as Chopin, Brahms and Einaudi. Oh, and did I mention that I caught a tasty subway sandwich, made JUST for me by a wageslave like your kind?
Anyway, I'd better head off, I plan to finish my study of quantum phenomena and wave functions in preparation for discussion with fellow NEETs who followed in my path. This truly is the life of the aristocrat.
Oh, and remember... Another day, another dollar!
>>29767723
>wasted all day in front of a computer coming up with lies
>t-this is the life guise
inb4 comment about me being a mad wagie and the smug wojak Thisis spoiler textfaggot
>>29767765
Ha, oh you poor wagie! It's okay, I understand that it is hard for your kind to conceptualise that man was intended to live independently, without being played with under the palm of Mr. Shekelstein. Perhaps, soon, you will awaken from your slumber and realise the truth that is NEETdom.
>>29767723
>Chopin
>Brahms
>Einaudi
>>Einaudi
Meme tier composer. I bet you think Ivan Torrent is "beautiful and inspiring".
>decided to not go to class today for the first time this semester because fuck class
>tfw my roommates came down to eat breakfast and are taking about me
they said I am quiet and nice
could be worse I suppose, I thought they would think I'm a dick
Hopefully they don't realize I'm still here
>he just gets all like fidgety when a girl comes and talks to him
>ITS SO FUNNY LOL
time to die
What are your roomies like, anon?
>>29767785
I have 4, I don't actually know their names because I never talk to them
...i don't really know what they are like. They seem like typical normies, once one of them brought over his friends and smoked weed and made the whole apartment smell
This wiII NEVER BE YOU.....
Thank god. Those women seem like trash.
>spend two and half months at a girl's house
wtf
Lol @ get your beat up poon out of here
On a scale from 0 to 10, how hard do you seriously want to kill yourself? And why is that?
I'm probably between a 8/10 or 9/10.
My life is already ruined, I'm suffering of chronic depression and anxiety, constant suicidal thoughts every single day for months and months. Not only that but it's somehow getting even WORSE. Don't even have access to any reliable methods to end this all, yet I'm making up new suicide plans and strategies all the time, which are all fairly ineffective with a good chance of failing.
Like I said every day consists of non-stop anxious thoughts about what the future will hold, all the time, literally 24/7 unless I'm asleep.
I can't even function normally at this point, I don't have the energy to do anything other than researching into suicide methods.
The only reason I'm not a 10/10 is because I have no immediate need to kill myself now.
2/10
Sometimes i think about this. But I can't find a reasonable reason to do so.
>>29767685
This is almost like my life. Expect that everytime I try to break the curse and try something new, it blows into my face so then I wanna end it even more.
Hold on, try to go to a doctor.
0/10
My life is more painful than death, but not intolerably so.
>taking a shit
>the most vulnerable I'll ever be
>mosquitto flies into my crotch and/or ear
GOD FUCKING DAAAAMN I HATE SUMMER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>mosquitto flies into my crotch and/or ear
How do you not know the difference?
>falling asleep
>breathe a mosquito in through my nose
FUCK
THIS
>>29767681
They both basically work the same.
>>29767701
>once got a mosquito into my mouth while runnning as a kid
Sonic never warned me of this.
>single chance at life
>born as non white
JUST
>It's an Uncle Tom/Tio Tomas thread
>Single chance in life
>born a manlet black tranny
See? The difficulty could be much higher.
Being white isn't really great in and of itself.
Especially if you're ugly, metnally ill, a neet, or some combination of those three.
Don't worry friendly poo-man, we're just poo-men who've been left out to go white in the sun.
I just ordered some pizzas, ask me anything.
>>29767638
What type of pizza did you order?
>I
>some pizzas
Did you order pizzas for yourself or did you order them for a party of people?
How much did you pay?
ORIGINAL
Fuck my life.
I should just go to a porn industry.
There's money, girls, everything.
Anyone has some recommendations? Did anyone try? Should we all try? We could stop being virgins.
Enjoy working in gay porn, contracting AIDs and dying penniless due to said AIDs or by suicide.
Nice one bro I believe in you!!!!!!!
>>29767611
Yeah great life with STD's...literally being a prostitute but it's okay as long as "it's not real and is for a camera".
If people don't automatically assume you have a gfit's over
>>29767554
IKR...is it like the ultimate salvation for robots?
Normie here. Can confirm. Nobody ever asked me if I had a gf, everyone just assumed I had one. LMAO at you guys if people don't do the same.
They assume that of me.
The memes are real, guys. Dont ever tell a girl you're not fucking other girls/have a gf. Massive turn-off.
just found out that now I literally have to be strapped to multiple steroid shots at all times whenever I am not within a 30 minute range of a hospital and that my body will try to kill itself. should i just kill my inferior genes now or just sterilize myself?
Nah man, just get really into deadlifts.
>>29767548
i can't even fucking use them because there so goddamn expensive. I have a really terrible allergy to fucking treenuts, so if i don't have them i will literally die in at most half an hour
>>29767481
sounds nice anon atleast you don't need the courage to anhero most robots envy your high probability of death
Who else here /hatesblackwomen/?
>>29767414
I'm black and I'm disgusted by them tbqh
Nigger here
It really depends, most she-boons I don't find attractive, they have to be half white for me too like them. They are a LOT less bitchy then white women though, that's a plus.
I don't like blacks in general
Being dead is surely preferable to being alive. I feel worse now than when I was in the full throws of psychosis, which I have been "cured" of. I highly recommend psychosis, it's a much easier pill to swallow than reality.
That's why they had to put black box warnings on anti depressants.
>>29767380
Yes the reality is a jail. And the worst thing is that you know that you will eventually get out of jail.
But in this case there is no escape.
>tfw getting drunk doesn't bury the pain anymore
any of you guys use tinder often? I'm trying to get laid but i literally don't know how i start a conversation on it.
you cant start a conversation unless you like both eachother.I like everyday 100 girls and i have 4 matches after thousands of likes.Dont bother with this normapp fellow brobot
>>29767439
I think he means, how do you start a convo with someone you've matched with
Like what the fuck are you supposed to say
>>29767557
I'm already matched with someone but I'm just stuck on what i'll put for that first text
>>29767439
>I like everyday 100 girls and i have 4 matches after thousands of likes
Lower your standards famalam
