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How does it feel knowing that some people are just better than you? They could be stronger than you, more intelligent than you, more attractive than you, more genetically fit than you, or all of the above. How do you reconcile this and are still able to carry on as usual with life?
I'm still in the nicest and smartest 4%
>>29764351
Kill the people better than you.
Make sure your genes get passed on, not theirs
>>29764351
That's true, but then I think about how I could've been born a starving African kid that gets raped and beaten before being used as a child soldier and dies young after a short, brutal existence and then things don't look so bad
Does life get better for a robot if he finished college and gets a job?
>>29764349
Hasn't yet, but I'll let you know.
>>29764349
No.
Worse.
>robot
>finished college
anyone else like eating pieces of butter?
Jesus Christ no
How fat are you?
Are you retard?
Oregano comment
>>29764360
bout this fat
Looking at this boils my blood
Brunette is 8/10 and shes dating a oaf in blond
She could have any chad she wants
What the fuck
>>29764342
blond
>face oily as fuck
>looks like the before picture from a proactiv commerical
>drinking liquid sugar
>looks to be poorfag who shops at Old Navy
girl on the left is fucking hideous
>>29764901
>Has a qt gf
>You don't
That can't feel good
>girl posts "UGH GUYS ARE ASSHOLES" on facebook
>tell her "I'm not an asshole"
>"you don't count lol"
>>29764339
>I'm not an asshole
You sure seem like a faggot though
>>29764339
>tell her "I'm not an asshole"
wew lad. are you even trying?
>>29764339
As if she would comment "yeh u r fuck off lmao" publicly. She probably has an image to maintain m8.
tfw no arab girlfriend.
>the no Arab gf that isn't a Muslim
>>29764322
This is haraam.
Are they called arabs or middle-easterns? What's the difference.
why are animals such retards who always fight over territory?
>humans do that too
yeah but at least we can recognise that it's fucking stupid
>>29764311
Well for one we're self aware and animals are not. You stupid faggot
>>29764359
>anaimals are retarded and we're not
yeah that's what I said
but WHY?
I hate that. I hate how it's impossible to communicate to them that you're just passing through or wandered in by accident or that you'll be gone in ten minutes. That's why these assholes can't form trade agreements or do anything.
Do girls really like bigger dicks?
Yes, girls only really enjoy sex with huge black monster dicks. Trust me, I'm a subscriber to BLACKED.com and I run a cuck caption blog on tumblr.
No, it's all a meme.
>>29764304
i mean, they probably do
but its not that much of a big deal considering the average is 5.5 inches.
If most men can keep their gf's and shit with an average dick then you should probably be able oto
tl:dr as long as you dont have a micropenis ur fine
Hello. I'm a loser who is looking to try and become a normie.
I am 26yo male virgin with no friends. All I do right now is go to work and then come home and either browse 4chan or play video games. I have a full time job and live with my parents still. I don't have a car.
I really want to become a normie, but I don't know where to begin. Is there a guide for people like me who want to become normies?
G'Day Senpai.
Can confirm being a normie is horrible for the most part. I wish I was a bot... No relationship, still living with parents, no responsibility. It's too late for me to go back now though, my life is fucked forever.
Stay a robot my friend.
>>29764303
>looking to try and become a normie
>>>/adv/
>>29764303
>>29764424
Don't fall into this meme OP, you are young and there is still time to turn your life around. Do group activities, get to know people through hobbies you have even if it is vidya, take care of your appearance and work on your charisma, you can do it. Being a robot is pretty cool until you realize it's a dead end road for you, famalam.
>Normies are actually a lot more smarter than roboism has lead us to believe
Then why are most of them religious?
>>29764291
>Thinking atheism makes you smarter
>It's not even 2011 anymore
>>29764291
Generally normies are less religious then robots.
Life isn't so bad.
If you're feeling stuck, drop everything and go live with the dragons like the Nameless King did.
So what happens when Ornstein encountered the Nameless King? because we find his the Dragonslayer's Armour after defeating the King so does that mean Nameless killed him?
Yes. Why would the Nameless King (who tames and rides dragons) want a dragon slayer. They fought, Nameless won
Was Ornstein a robot?
>cucked by chad Artorias
>spends years being a whiteknight for gwynevere with no sexual benefits
>only friend was a fat autistic cannibal
>loses to the chosen undead
>loses to the bearer of the curse
>killed by his dragon-fucker chad master
Help me /r9k/, my former normalfag friend who I see only a few times a year is going to visit me in a few minutes. The last times we met we were watching football so having something to talk about wasn't a problem but germany doesn't play today. What the fuck should I do? He doesn't even play video games and it's too cold outside to buy ice cream or something.
>>29764257
be his cocksleeve
>>29764294
I already sucked my other friend's dick once, it ended with me visiting a psychologist
>>29764305
>sucking a dick made me mad
I wonder how many FUCKING shills are on this website right now.
COME ON FUCKHEADS, TAKE MY ASS DOWN YOU FUCKERS. I know you are working toward a perfect system, and i have the bad feeling it will work.
>>29764214
t. schizo
take your fucking meds
>>29764242
YOU'RE JUST BEING EVIL NOW
>>29764214
>humankind controlling humankind
A tragedy, I tell you!
Post some examples of autism clothing and music
>examples of autism clothing and music
thing I don't like
There's no such thing as autism clothing. If a Chad wore them, they wouldn't make him look autistic. This means that it's looks and mannerisms that show anxiety or autism.
>Wearing something to appear cool
>Not wearing it to be comfy
>Listening to music because it's hip, it's cool, and has a sound that you think is cool
>Not listening to it because you like it and hits you from the heart
Hey robots. My uncle was shot in the head and was found in a river after 5 days.
I'm just finding out. What the fuck do I do? My mom and grandma are devastated and my grandma was crying saying she didn't think she'd ever outlive one of her kids.
I feel so uneasy... Picture not him but kind of related.
>>29764179
Did he run with a shady crowd? There's not really much you can do other than hope you get something nice from his will.
>>29764179
Pretend you're mildly upset by the news, you don't have to cry but try and look like you give a fuck he's dead.
Which will be hard to do if you're not an emotional person normally.
>>29764179
Dude owed the mob some money, didn't take them seriously when it was time to pay up.
Don't fuck with loan sharks.
