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What is the final solution to the sheboon problem?
>>29763371
just kill all the black women idgaf
t. black anon
>>29763371
Do your duty as a white man and put your seed in them, then get the fuck out of there and marry a white woman.
>>29763371
capture them and ship them back
Who has the biggest chance to get the average girl, /r9k/?
Explain your answer.
Oberyn just has swag , look at him on narcos
>>29763307
If the girl wants to be pounded hard and fulfill her rape desires than its the guy on the right
when l talk to girls today they all say that big mussels are unattractive so the little guy
>american women
What did they mean by this?
>>29763281
They like to play poker.
>>29763287
>you think they play poker
>black chad likes to choke her
>>29763315
Black chad is Tyrone, you imbecile.
>Live next to a school
>'Yummy mummys' stand at the end of my drive-way and natter on for hours
>Their shitty kids scream and play in my front garden
When are we going to get this whole AnCap thing going so I can shoot them for trespassing and disturbing the peace?
>>29763275
Get a BB gun and shoot at them while hiding
>>29763291
>tfw you live in the UK and will go to the Gulag for even thinking about BB guns.
>>29763275
>live in a school
>nobody knows about my existence
>navigate via the air vents
>watch female seniors getting changed
>fap and let my cum drop down the air vents onto them
>scuttle on out of there
>go watch a lesson
Why robots are so focused on finding GF's? Isn't finding the good, productive job and being useful to mankind more important?
>"productive job"
>"useful to mankind"
T. Muh contribution to society!!!
Nice try, wagecuck.
>>29763273
>useful to mankind
Why is this meme used so often? Most people don't really work in a capacity that benefits mankind in any direct sense.
>>29763273
nobody owes me anything, and i don't owe anyone else anything either by that logic
why should i give a shit about socitey anyway. its mostly selfish assholes who i don't like or care about, and people i will never even see.
they can all go fuck themselves, you too
I'm an 8 and look like Quentin Tarantino yet girls still won't have sex with me. What gives?
>>29763265
Can we get a timestamp?
>>29763265
Girls find very attractive men like yourself intimidating
>>29763378
Its not op in the pic. Hes an autist with a testosterone defficiency who makes youtube videos on politics
>Ms. Teacher Im not showing up for Tuesday
>Im going to be sick
>wtf how you know you gonna be sick?
>>29763252
>"mom my stomach hurts :("
>>29763252
I'd just tell my mum I'm not going, she'd tell the school I had a migraine or some shit.
I hid out in sick bay a lot.
The nurse would always say "you look so pail! Go lie down"
>TFW I'm just pail
>Finally got a friend
>Avoid him
What's wrong with me
>>29763200
Two possibilities I can see.
First: Doing things right and keeping this friend is important to you, and you're deeply afraid of fucking it up. Because of that, you're self-sabotaging so you will be able to control the circumstances under which you fail at this, and can look back and tell yourself just didn't put the effort in, or just didn't really want it. Because the worst outcome for you would be to actually put yourself out there and really try to make a friendship work, and fail despite this. You'd rather fuck it up on your own terms than even risk that.
Second possibility: you just sincerely aren't that interested, because you've grown accustomed to not having friends and there just isn't a lot you can actually see to do with them now. You may or may not additionally have spent much time thinking about how great it would be to have a friend, to the point where you've built up a mental imagine of what this means that turned out to be quite unlike the real thing, leaving you disappointed.
>>29763269
(Sorry for typos, 'bout to head to bed and didn't feel like editing.)
I do the same shit. For me I think I just don't put much value in hanging out, it doesn't do much for me because I enjoy being alone an equal amount or more so. I've had one friend in particular who I think I actually loved, no homo. Still ignored him after a while, and I feel guilty but I know it would probably just end up happening again anyway so why bother.
>Black guys only get white girls who have daddy issues or fat.
When will this meme end?
>pic related
a literal who nignog with a 10/10 supermodel of victoria's secret that none of you whitebois here will ever have.
>basketball players have to be tall
This guy is only 5'3 and he played 12 seasons in the NBA!
Just the thought of this Aryan Goddess sucking her hubby's BBC with her strong dutch jaw make me so hard.
Her cute son looks exactly like her.
>Why don't you talk more with your family anon?
>You should talk more with your family anon.
Why do they say this? Why should I talk to them more?
they want to put you in an asylum
My family always insists that I show up for birthdays etc
Then when I do, I just sit there and eat cake. I told my parents it makes no difference whether I'm there or not but they always default to "no come on uncle x will be happy to see you" etc. So don't be fooled, they just don't know what to do either.
>>29763207
Why do people have gatherings for birthdays after the age of 6? Jesus H Christ people need to grow up.
Is she really right?
Yeah kinda, there's no way around it
People believe this unironically.
I was such a nice kid, and still, I'm nice to everyone. Too nice sometimes, I'm just a really sweet guy.
But things like this anger me so greatly. The fact that it doesn't matter who you are as a person, or what your character is like, but your skin color and sexuality matter.
Most times that I see something like this I boot of a Grand Theft Auto game and I brutally slaughter every black person, gay looking person, woman, and so on. It feels so good to knock them to the ground and pulverize their body with a shotgun, over and over watching them flinch and flail as the life painfully leaves them, especially satisfying considering the opinions I know they hold about me as a white straight male.
>>29763146
>>29763164
Same fagging on /b/ in 2k16 is even more obvious than it was half a decade ago..
>NEET for 6 years
>Brother runs a successful accounting business
>He needs someone to open doors for his clients
>offers me the position
>accept because it sounds easy as fuck and very little social interaction
>now have a job
>literally posting this from work, my first day.
Life is all about fucking luck, man. Some people are fortunate and others aren't so much. Life is just so fucked up when people have to slave for a living and others either have things given to them or have family to support them.
Why doesn't he just get one of those automatic doors installed? Surely that would be cheaper than paying your ass minimum wage.
Doesn't sound like much of a successful businessman.
How much do you get paid?
My Mom and Stepdad are currently starting their own business in the field they've been working in their whole lives, they said that eventually I can work there.
>>29763137
Congratulations anon, your brother sounds like a great dude. good luck
GIVE ME A HUG GIVE ME A HUG GIVE ME A HUG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>29763115
No, you god damn autist
>>29763123
FUCKING MEATBAGS GIVE ME A HUG GIVE ME A HUG GIVE ME A HUG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>29763142
*feels your crotch and ass*
How's that big guy? ;)
Help me out bots.
My childhood was fucking horrible. I remember living in a constant state of fear because of literally doing something such as pointingredients a middle finger. My 7 year old mind thought I was gonna go to jail for it. I literally stayed at home for a year (only went outside when I had to) because I was so scared.
Sometimes, I also get into vicious cycles where all I do is think about horrible things, and I can't snap out of it. Usually, I'd smoke weed but the dealer is locked up, and I don't wanna rely on drugs. I just have to wait for it to pass. But that waiting is excruciating. I literally have a knife up to my wrist sometomes during that.
How do I snap out of these cycles?
Inb4
>gEt OfF 4cHaN iFuNnY FaG ReEeEeEeEe
>>29763074
start lifting, use testosterone to make social contact, get a hobby (for me, it's dancing (standard / latin) and your life on track.
When I was 7, I stole a peanut from a grocery store and thought I was going to burn in hell over it. I remember skipping nights of sleep and being absolutely terrified for about half a year until I forgot about it lel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhdtnOAMWtg
>>29763007
FUUUUCK YOUUU GODDAMN IT
FUUUCKKK
fkn normies
re
>you will never be Chad
feels horrible desu
