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>this is all it takes for your life to be irreversibly fucked
i see girls with guys below 5'8 very often. don't believe the memes.
>>29760212
>>29760212
5'9". Happily married for 5 years as of June, and gainfully employed in something more than a McJob as of 2012.
There was a big survey here yesterday about height vs sex. The results were clear. Manlets have the most sex, and tallfags are virgins.
>tfw spammers have invaded /tv/ and /int/
>tfw the mods have left us to die
I seriously want off this ride. I love you bros, but I don't know if I can stay much longer. Someone fucking hold me, man. Please.
/tv/ is literally the worst board. Good riddance.
>>29760206
are the cuckold spammers/shills worse than the ones here?
>>29760266
Yes. Have you not seen this shit?
>>>/tv/catalog
>>>/int/catalog
Who /hypocrite/ here?
>shit on animeposters and call them weebs
>watch anime myself
>>29760184
>Who /hypocrite/ here?
Yeah I guess I am.
I keep saying 3DPD and pretend to have a waifu. But I never watched anime.
Watching anime != animeposting, I'm obsessed with anime and I think animeposting is nasty
>>29760184
i constantly fart in public places, but complain if I smell someone else's farts.
>browse some random normie site like youtube or reddit
>in the comments
>13 year olds using the word "kek"
does this shit trigger anyone else?
Yeah that's basically 4chan too
in seven years many of them will be robots, and there will be new memes, and they will get mad at teenagers for using them.
>>29760202
i suppose i do take compfort in the fact that they are also autistic and many of them will become robots
Robots, tell me about your lives. What do you do normally? With whom do you talk, what do you talk about, whats going on currently? Which places do you frequent and why? Stuff like that.
Inb4 all day home talking with mom lmao
>>29760166
I wake up at various hours of the day but I work at home for four hours as a wageslave five days a week then 1 hours as a janitor two days a week
I got to therapist once every other week, I get bloodwork done once every three months. I visit my grandmother/father/stepmother one or two times a month.
The rest of the time is spent in my room on my computer.
I talk to my mother about her day. I talk to my father about what theyve been up to. I talk on the internet to a multitude of people about various things.
Usually once a day a cat will come in my room and climb on me either at the computer or in bed.
I'm the only liberal in the backwoods hick town I live in.
Therefore I've taken the hippie identity as my own. I wear tie dye and sandals and I work towards social change in my city through volunteer work managed by a Facebook page.
I'm just trying to find out who I am
>>29760166
All day browsing news and 4chan, always trying to find a cheap hobby, I exercise during the night before sunrise. I might start going to a library everyday, eventually.
How do I quit 4chan?
Probably by dying at this point...
>>29760142
stop going here
also you can try blacklisting it using parental internet controls
Put this in you hosts file
127.0.0.1. boards.4chan.org
>tfw too scared to drive
>being this much of a bitch
It's just like riding a bike
>>29760146
>It's just like riding a bike
no it's not it's much harder and scarier
>>29760169
>oh no things are hard and scary
it's not that bad at all
man up
or you know, be touched by you.
That's quite alright, though I'm not happy about it
Cuddling makes me very uneasy and I feel so uncomfortable being touched.
>>29760100
If you loved me, you would touch me. You do not touch me, therefore you do not love me.
It would be different if you were not able, but you are simply unwilling.
>go to mcdonalds
>order 2 mcmuffins at the drive through, like I do every Tuesday and Thursday
>get to the pay window, i have my BOGO survey coupon that I always use.
>"eyy coupon guy is here. I'm glad these don't come out of my paycheck because I wouldn't make any money if that were the case. HAHA"
>"haha yeah good one"
>receive my mcmuffins
I can never go back.
Why? I mean, I'm normally one to go through extensive measures to avoid awkward social scenarios, but even this doesn't sound like that big of a deal
By performing that survey, you are ensuring that that restaurant is staying up to McDonald's standards. You are literally earning that McMuffin.
Sup coupon guy
>I dreamed about her again
So what is troubling you robots?
>>29760069
I'm feeling ok right now just got some nice gentle femdom vocaroos, but I know once the morning comes I'll just be sad because tfw no gfd gf irl
I was trying to spawn a tulpa. Been working on it for two weeks with no result so I gave up and haven't tried in three days. Today I woke up to a nightmare and sleep paralysis, two things I've never experienced before.
In my dream someone pushed me down and tried to kiss me, but then they started tearing at my throat and I could feel their weight pressing me into my bed. When I opened my eyes it was pitch black and I could still feel the weight on me and I couldn't move a muscle for five minutes. Felt like I was being raped by my own mind.I enjoyed it and I wish it'd happen again
>>29760069
I don't know what I'm going to do tommorow.
>I love you more than you love me
What did she mean by this?
>>29759987
Are you retarded? Thats pretty clear cut
>>29760201
But why did she say it? Is it bad it a girl thinks that she loves you more than you love her?
It's a trap she's laying so she can justify cheating on you later. You obviously aren't satisfying her emotional needs like Chad is.
Someone, a time said to me that the globe is furtherly going to roll me, in wich i said ''i am not the utensil of most sharpness in the outbuilding''
The girl looked idiotic in a way, holding her index and thumb in a way to make it look like an L in the midst of her head and face.
The completion of the orbits around the Sun will forever be a thing, being subjected to the laws of the governmet and society made me fall apart, subsequently falling to the ground, it doesnt make any sense to not live to enjoy the happiness or fun in life, one's grey matter begins to get smaller and smaller because of learning unecessary things.
there ar so many things to do and see with our eyes, where is the bad part of taking the streets behind our backs? You will never learn the expierience if you dont try it first, you'll never emit light if you dont glow.
nice meme, smashmouth
>>29759961
A gentleman once inquired if I could provide him with coinage for gasoline so that he could vacate the area. I replied affirmatively, and explained that like the automobile, I too required fueling, and that everyone could do well with some alterations.
The temperature in this location is low, and it is rumored that the location's temperature occasionally drops lower. You are dressed for winter weather, but you should wait until you have reached an older age, but the men on the weather channel seem to disagree, as evidenced by the hole in the satellite generated image. The ice used for recreational skating is becoming thinner, and the water's temperature is rising, so why not take a short swim? The earth has caught flame, is the same true for yours? It is how I prefer it and I am immune to boredom
>You fell for the university meme.
Fuck my life. The only good thing about uni is that I got decent at Melee. Other than that it's a waste of time.
No, it was a complete waste of time.
>>29759942
>The only good thing about uni is that I got decent at Melee.
have you ever considered that maybe it is your fault you didn't do well in school anon
I mean, maybe I am wrong, but you should have learned things other than melee while at college... did you forget to do this? common mistake
>>29759976
I've only been playing Melee seriously for 2 years if you even call it that.
why dont all the losers who can't get sex just say they're communists to get free sex?
>>29759919
I've stated openly that I'm a commie and it didn't get me any girls.
The faux-liberal-quasi-commie-feminazi-freaks will talk politics all day but they really don't seem to care about it when it comes to romance.
>>29759953
All they want is socialist Chad redistribution.
>>29759919
Communism is like a satanic smalltalk about how everything will be great if things are done this way. We know it does not work but it is always sounds comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27tUpI5GEoo
UUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I'm smart but lazy.
>I'm healthy but fat.
>There are more than two genders.
>I'm so depressed because I'm sad.
>I like to stay up at night. I have insomnia.
>I got so drunk. I had, like, 3 beers.
>>29759882
>you can't speak to a woman like that
>this is organic, right?
>stop stalking me you fucking weirdo
That first one is very much a robot meme, not normie.
