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What's the saddest thing you read here on /r9k/?
> "No one wants to wake up next to you"
a few months back there was a thread where this guy was talking about his shitty life under foster care and how he works as a wage slave, the thread 404'd but it was depressing to read
The one about "You can't stay in your room forever."
A girl was doing vocaroo requests, so this sad fuck requests his own birthday wish a year in advance. It's quite cringey. Actually pretty sad.
I get the impression that most anons here are trying to make friends with vapid normies instead of looking for like-minded individuals. Am I wrong?
I would never dream to go to a night club or anything like that to find friends. Instead I found that by going back to school again I discovered lots of losers like me who were looking for a second chance in life. It really is easier to relate to someone who also experienced failure in life; They are generally more modest, understanding and caring than their successful counterparts.
>>29762980
I have met plenty of horrible robots in this site tho, rule of thumb anyone who comes from wizardchan fits the bill
>>29762980
>I get the impression that most anons here are trying to make friends with vapid normies instead of looking for like-minded individuals. Am I wrong?
Most anon do not bother with finding friends because they will leave them.
friends are trash that bring you down. you shouldn't be trying to make friends here or anywhere else
Someone help me solve this?
>>29762967
damn, those nails though... looks pretty fucked up.
>>29762967
X is either S or E given its frequency and where it appears in the words. HI appear together in all three words so it's probably a common pair like TH or SH.
Got these as hints...
I'm confused asf
>Have girl over
>we have sex
>first time in awhile
>Don't enjoy it, would rather be here or fapping
>don't know how to feel
who /failednormie/ here
How the fuck did you not enjoy the sex? We need more explanation here.
Try nofap? Porn might have fried your brain.
Otherwise are you gay?
>>29762981
Sex feels worse than masturbation. The enjoyment comes from either the emotional bonding with a loved one, or the mental satisfaction of winning the dating game yet again.With prostitutes, you have neither.
Hey robots, check this shit out. It's such an overdone concept yet I've never seen anything done like this before. Shits fucked in a good way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB5-bNmDzX0&
>>29762886
>291 views
Nice shilling, PizzaBoys.
>54 subscribers
Which one is you, OP?
>>29763064
Number 47 of course
Only normies would invent #RealTalk
To be able to indicate that one thing they say of out of thousands and thousands of throwaway ironic fake comments, the one thing that they actually mean.
Unlike us who almost 100% say what we think.
>>29762878
Actually, the initial use of real talk, of something being "real," was that it was something difficult to hear or in some way challenging. However it's since been misused and diluted to mean virtually nothing.
>>29762955
Why don't you go write a book on normie culture you cunt.
>>29762878
Not really, pretty sure 99% of us don't actually want the person who disagrees with them to kill themselves,
Seeing as Eggy is getting loads of people to donate, why not give it a shot?
Post here and state your case, maybe some robot will donate to you too
My paypal is in the name field, I'm not so poor I'm unable to buy food, but still generally a poorfag and I don't use drugs, nor am I in debt.
what are yous guys going to donate each other, food stamps?
>>29762811
My family kicked me out and disowned me and I have nowhere to go anymore. I have just become an orphan at the age of 33, I never worked a day of my life and all I know is magic, should I apply to the comicbook store where am I going to sleep?, Im currently alone in a gas station, all I have left is a cheap phone mom gave me in my last birthday for emergencies and a couple twenty's I have been burning in soda and candy, please help
>>29763018
>you guys
"I'm not a robot I swear"
There is literally nothing wrong with female promiscuity.
>>29762723
>There is literally nothing wrong with female promiscuity
When women include you in their fuck buddy circle.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being a single mother
do you think they spitroasted her or DP'd her?
The love of my life is dating this piece of trash MMA fighter. He has a record of like 4 wins and 8 losses yet she still chose him over me. I'm not as tall as this guy but I know I am just as good looking and I would actually treat her good unlike this douche bag who treats her like shit(He already cheated on her). I will never understand women, why would she ever date a loser like this? Someone please explain.
Also post who your oneitis is dating.
>>29762651
Just looking at her tells me that she's some average, superficial american bitch - looks like a match
>>29762651
Why is she the love of your life?
She's not even that hot.
She has good features but she looks masculine af and will look absolutely haggard in a few years.
She looks more high T than her MMA boyfriend lulz
>>29762651
Sup dude, how's life going so far? You miss sweetwater?
>fapping isn't exciting or pleasurable anymore
>this board is now boring and normie ridden
>the music I used to like just goes in one ear and out the other at this point
>suicide doesn't even seem appealing as this shit life is objectively better than nothing
Any one fell the same?
Where do you go from here?
fuck who knows
wouldn't be here if i did
i remember feeling like you in my teens, numb to everything, bored, but into my twenties it's the loneliness that became worst and the sense of lost time. all those years wasted on uncaring numbness
>>29762636
Well, you've made the decision to live, so you may as well go and have some fun with it.
>>29762636
Honestly as a clinically depressed malfunctioning cyborg myself, I have a hard time coping with symptoms that sap away the enjoyment I experience from various activities and hobbies I prefer. You're lucky if you don't have to deal with the soul crushing paranoia that may prevent yo from reaching out to people; this is what I experience sometimes on the regular. It doesn't quite help that I am poor and have not achieved independence in my life.
My advice to you is to try to communicate how you feel with someone you can trust; maybe if they can give you reassurance and comfort.
> Femanon posts vocaroo
> Hundreds of orbiters crawl out of the woodwork to worship her
> People wonder why women behave like entitled sluts
Yep.
Because we make them that way.
Then we berate them for it.
Also because most girls are called things like "princess" and "perfect" from the moment they born
>>29762634
>Because we make them that way.
no you stupid fuck there is no we
there are those who do the orbiting
and there are those of us who watch and are disgusted by it
extra 50lbs of (permanent) muscle
>or
extra 5 inches of height
>or
extra 5 inches of penis
>or
extra 50 IQ points
extra 50 iq NOW
>>29762601
Gimme dem xtra inches phamal.
I. Need. Them.
Muscle imo nobody will see my penor anyways if i look like this, and girls do not give a shit if you are smart anyways
>turbo chad says hi to people and they even ignore him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myUPqJcUmQ
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MEET NEW PEOPLE, FOR FUCKING REAL
REEEEEEEE
>>29762599
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO RUDE
ALL THE TIME WHEN I SAY HI TO PEOPLE THEY JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY PURPOSELY IGNORING ME EVEN IF THEY AREN'T BUSY OR SOMETHING.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE POLITE FUCK YOU GO FUCKINJG OFF YOURSELF
>>29762599
try not forcing people into tedious conversation
maybe sign up for a hiking group or something
You have to have friends to make friends
>oneitis and chad tried to 69
>you downed a shot and felt just fine
>>29762583
tried to 69..
>>29762583
She looks fucking disgusting desu
She has a strong jaw and a nigger nose.
Still love her tho.
>tfw been here 7 years
>tfw when it ends it'll be truly be just me and my loneliness
>tfw might be the day i muster the courage to end myself
What will you do when 4chan ends robots?
What do you think will happen?
>>29762575
Find whatever replaced it and continue shitposting.
The ride never ends.
Go to reddit or other anime websites
wizardchan sounds interesting
>>29762575
Mass spree shootings, across the US and the globe.
Make their children pay for what they've done to us.
