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Who /cucksincechildhood/ here?
>flashback to my 9 year old self
>have a crush on girl next door
>we are good friends since we grew up together
>saw her peeing once in their backyard when she thought no one was looking and that's when I knew I liked her
>my sister's getting married
>I'm supposed to be a groomsman or something
>girl next door is invited as a flower girl
>get told I'm supposed to walk down the aisle with her, holding hands
>wedding day, lining up in front of the church
>some other kid lines up with girl next door
>watch them walk hand in hand together
>forced to walk behind the other groomsmen
>powerwalk down the aisle, past the other groomsmen, while holding back tears
>the year after that we had to move and I never saw her again
>recently found out that she's a 10/10 qt now and she's married to chad
>>29765052
If I have kids I will put them in boxing/Grappling in order for them not to be cucks like you. There are literally MILLIONS of women in the world. And you get cucked just because of one? Women are sluts just like us, they shit, fart and all the disgusting stuff we do. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal you fucking cuck. Take care.
>>29765137
you mean billions desu. OP is such a cuck he can't even score 1 out of 3,000,000,000
>>29765252
Damn straight. Man up OP. If I were your friend I would buy you a couple hookers to get the ball rolling.
What's the official robot tier food?
Besides tendies
dines
comfy food
Double cheeseburgers. Cheap, filling, delicious af
>>29765150
This tb.h famalamalamlam
Tell me the reasons why you feel the need to kill yourself.
>absolutely no job or career prospects, can't get anything even if really tried to
>stuck living with my parents in a total shithole with no way out
>no financial security
>chronic depression and anxiety
>4/10 at the very most, looks keep deteriorating
>can't even tolerate any kind of IRL human interaction at this point
>>29765038
>depression and anxiety
>no motivation to do anything
>no goals in life
>no hobbies
>every friendship ends after a few months cause i get bored and lose interest
>not interested in having a romantic relationship
>can't work because chronically I'll (going on 6 months now)
>live with family in suburbs
>in some debt, plus student loan
>suffered the nightmare mode anxiety condition derealisation for a year straight
>haven't socialised or really left the house since March
>largely abandon societal constructs
>happy despite all this
>need nothing more, don't even think about girls and not misogynistic anymore
It's all in the mind. Attain spiritual enlightenment. I'm getting to the point where life feels like a fucking gift. Also stop looking in mirrors, they're unnatural.
>>29765038
I am useless. I could improve, and I highly vallue this this sort of thing and anyone who manages to pull it out, but I am simply unable to because of my fucked up lazyness condition. I have come too deep into the comfort zone back when I was a delusional unaware autistic kid and somehow I thought being "lazy but smart :)" and a fucking "gamer" is somehow cool. And now it is fucking grained into my brain, like I would be programmed. I know it looks pathetic and stuff, that's the automatic and standard reaction to lazyness of others in everyone, but at least some understandement would be nice, they always think that demotivation and rudeness is best cure to lazyness, when really they just are naturaly annoyed by that and are not affraid to show it. It's just they're excuse that "oh, I'm just motivating you :^)". Anyway, I'm a hopeless waste of time and resources, with little to no chance of actual improvement at this point, so might as well speed up things a little bit.
>tfw trailer trash mom
I'm beyond pissed right now
>>29765035
hmm i don't know what trailer trash is, care to explain, dear american?
>>29765035
Not a real Snapchat image. Try again.
>>29765035
>not trimming pubes
Fucking disgusting ape.
do you think sex with all the hugging nd kissing afterwards will solve all the problems?
>Fuck loads of women
>Still feel empty
>fucked a ton of women
>have never been happier
worked for me
No, but it would solve the lack of sex with all the hugging and kissing which, as most psychologists assess, is one of the most basic humans needs that needs to be covered, like food or breathing.
I don't understand why the government subsidizes all basic needs except sex.
This cunt used to be so proud of her fat tits that she even used to say if she ever got a sex change, she would keep her boobs and become a Futa. Now look at her. Her bf who thought he was a girl liked boobs and this triggered her. Now she hates herself and is suicidal.
source: http://thatcutetransguy.tumblr.com/post/97456404180/ugh-i-wanna-cut-off-my-fucking-chest-im-tired-of
>>29764970
I'm confused, is Amy her or her gf?
>>29764970
You mean this crazy "futa" tranny turned out not to have an ironclad sense of self? quelle horreur!
>>29765276
Mia Mungia is a freak who identifies as a boy named Marco. She makes absolutely no effort to dress, look, or act like a boy, but you're a shitlord if you don't mind his pronouns. Alex Stephens is a boy who identified as a girl named Amy, and they were freaks together, but he was still straight as fuck and this triggered her.
Pic related is Mia's latest selfie.
My name is NO
My sign is NO
My number is NO
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
You need to let it go
(x15)
Why is she famous???
>>29765060
Probably because she's fat and a "strong" female. Your average normies seem to love that shit.
>>29765060
She says "NO" to men in clubs which is unheard of in the Western world
Next thing you know she's gonna start driving by herself and no man can stop her
Advice thread, being a normie doesn't stop depression edition.
This is a thread where people can ask questions and talk about their problems, and I will try and give answers and advice. This thread is an alternative to /adv/ specifically for the people on this board.
>inb4 reeeeee get off my board
Simple suspension or partial suspension hanging?
>>29764907
How do i get a gf? I'm average looking and somewhat tall but i don't know what to do.
>>29764929
No idea. Context?
>>29764961
I like to think that gfs are female friends who you get along with so well that you go to the "next level". Thus you just need to make some female friends, and I mean actual friends, not someone you orbit, and then something might happen there(:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaluxTZkEw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUVgNqujXo0
what the fuck happened to gucci mane?
prison done fucked gucci up, rest in peace. doin the straight up reverse flocka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc
>>29764887
Gucci turned hot as fug. Im straight but damn. Who knew he had good looks underneath that fat. He reminds me of Josh Peck
>fat gucci fucked prime nikki minaj
>skinny gucci clone is a homosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIS8twlzuMw
Can neighbour 25m away see me through curtains?
Why are you asking? What have you done mehmet?
And probably yes. If those are your curtains.
>>29764886
These look more like mine.
>>29764911
With those, probably not. Try taking a look for yourself, go stand outside and try to look inside. You wont see shit,
unless you have your lights on of course.
the cleaning lady is here
cant jerk off
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
shuttup richfag
>>29764859
>not having the cleaning lady clean you off
you're what's wrong with everything in the world.
>>29764915
mexican cleaning ladies don't cost that much money
Why would anyone want to stick their penis in this?
It looks fucking disgusting.
>>29764856
If you find it disgusting, then don't stick your penis in it? Problem solved?
>>29764856
my pee pee gets big when I see it
there's a reason pubic hair exists
it is there to hide the hideous degeneracy that is a vagina
5'8"
How are you holding up guys?
I don't know how much longer I want to bother with anything, my inferiority complex reaches new heights whereever I go, doesn't help that I live in an European country that has a somewhat tall average height.
How about you?
5'10" and ugly as sin. I should just end it all.
6'3 ultra manlet
Life is hard for a manlet :(
5'6". Life is good. Have a well paid job. Broke up with gf a few weeks ago though. Fortunately I've got a date with a qt this weekend.
>work out 3-4x a week for a year straight
>still no recognition from girls
>give up because what's the point
>i forgot how nice it was to not be starving 24/7
>i forgot how nice it was to come home from work and just relax
>i forgot how nice it was to be able to sleep 8hrs and feel rested
lifting is a horrible meme. if you're a manlet or ugly don't even waste your time. it's not fun, it's not enjoyable at all. in a civilized society people don't attack you out of nowhere so really you're just spending hours of your week toiling away, eating and sleeping extra just so you can repeat the process next week with marginally heavier weights.
ITS A FUCKING MEME. manlets, uglies, and losers do not waste your time just work, save money and get a foreign 3rd world bride who marries you for financial stability and citizenship
>>29764789
I love going to the gym
But yeah if youre a manlet all you can really do is lose weight
Retard detected. Kill yourself
>>29764789
>lifting is a horrible meme
You do realize that you lift to get in shape and not to be bodybuilder?
>man up
Why can I woman up? Are they sexist?
Don't be a pussy.
Nobody wants to be a woman. Retards and losers maybe as they think being a woman is easier. After the sexual revolution women tried their hardest being a man and this is still the case. Some feminists are butthurt about that and think that women should be more equal than men.
>>29764782
WOOP WOOP,FAGGOT DETECTED
>>29764984
Not really, just curious.
