>Hearing your mom talk about how hot black men are.
>Your sister joins in.
>every female in my family wants to fuck will smith
I don't understand
Black men are objectively more attractive than other races. You can't deny this.
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
MAKING A THREAD BEFORE I GO TO WORK THIS TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE TO DO THEIR BEST! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TODAY?
fantasize about my boss's huge tits and scan receipts into the computer for 6 hours
>>29767305
Big tits are nice anon! I hope you have a good day!
Hopefully I'll shoot myself before the afternoon is over
I have never touched a girl
haven't even held hands
>>29767427
Lol you look like a huge loser
>>29767217
You look like u could lay pipe if u tried what's your problem?
>>29767474
>post a pic of yourself
I would never want my visage associated with a shithole such as this
You look like a twink. You have acne. You're trying so hard to look like smug Pepe. That quote was stupid af. I bet I know why you're a virgin.
>>29767217
You look like a Chad. You must seriously be the biggest sperg ever if you can't get laid looking like that.
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You're triggering my boner
>tfw whites from nowadays are just pure shame for their ancestors
>tfw bitching about their problems on the internet is all they have
butthurt asian "male" detected.
How do you cope with the fact that you didn't die in your sleep again?
Realize all waiting is in vain and getting it over with would be my best option.
I tell myself "deal with it".
It's hard to deal with it but it's the only way. I guess I'll smoke some weed and get drunk later.
I won't let my depression get me down like that. I try to stay optimistic. Maybe I'll die in my sleep the next night, or sometime this week, or sometime this month. I've just gotta keep trying every day. That's the only way you'll succeed.
Why do we like to look at bum bums and pee pees? Arnt those meant for pee pee and poo poo?
Why are you fucking retarded? Were you not meant to be aborted?
>>29767199
dada didt have ennuogh mony to adbort me
>>29767199
But we poo poo out of there
Anyone else here /dropout/?
>>29767165
I dropped out of high school when I was 15, OP.
No regrets.
>>29767179
What do you do? I tried getting a job and was laughed out for not having a HS diploma.
Does weed really make you feel better? I'm thinking of asking a friend to hook me up with some.
>tfw making my way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and I'm homebound
>>29767119
>hands stuck to your sides like theyre glued there
>avoid looking at anyone in the eyes
>mumble something inaudible if someone offers a greeting.
>>29767119
>tfw staring blankly ahead just making my way, making my way through the crowd
>tfw everything so wrong and you don't belong
Why won't these normalfags leave me alone to my own lifestyle. I am able to enjoy life, smile and laugh doing my own things. I like gaming, swimming and eating. I hovered around a comfortable weight for about 5 years with ups and downs and these fucking guys just won't leave me alone. My boss, my friends, coworkers and fucking parents. 'Lose some weight anon, It will do you good.' How about you fuck off and just leave me alone? 'You need to stop playing games and start having another hobby?' So you want to me to have forced fun in another way that is approved by you? 'Stop going swimming and try the gym, it is better for building muscle and getting fit' I don't wanna get fit, it doesn't do shit and it's just a bad meme, plus I'm happy doing what I like. WHY CAN'T THEY JUST FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE A CONFORMIST. W/e, another shitty vent thread I guess.
Tl:dr fatty patty boombaclappy
>>29767095
You seem stressful, maybe change your hobbies. Also losing some weight might help
>>29767095
you know what you have to do right?
When did you first realize that liberals are the enemy?
A few years ago, when i realised islam cant mean peace
>>29767104
Islamos aren't liberal
when i read combat liberalism by mao zedong
Anyone else here literally being made fun of by children?
Im in vacation at my grandparents' house and there is a couple of neighbor children calling my name and laughing whenever they see me.
They also throw apricot seeds at the window of my room.
I think I might go insane, I can't take this disrespect from 7 year old kids, if rage at them they just laught and leave and if I hit them I might get in trouble.
What should I do?
Tell their parents that their kids are being disrespectful pieces of shit and allow them to discipline
>>29767021
Offer them a truce in the form of chocolate, except give them unsweetened baking chocolate. As soon as they try to eat it they will be gagging and puking, unable to get the awful taste out of their mouth. They'll stop fucking with you after that.
>>29767021
grab one of them and have your way with it
Who /ruined themselves because never knew any better/ here?
>grow up in leftist family in SF
>mom and dad both identify as feminists
>have a 'sex positive' mindset and try to instill it in me
>tv shows I watch and everyone at my school is the same and treat sex as some fun thing to do
>i'm just a fucking kid/teen so I believe it all
>lose virginity at 14
>had...
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>boo hoo I'm a normie
Fuck off.
I think you meant to post on >>>/soc/ and find more guys to fug.
>>29766950
>female
>cartoonshitter
what a terrible post
He would you rate your 2016 so far? Me? 3/10.
9/10, way above average for me
5/10
It started horribly, my dog died.
I had a breakdown.
I got fired.
I met new acquaintances.
Have had alot of fun experiences and improved and learned alot.
It's giving me a solid shafting but I'm enjoying.
0/10.
I forgot to reenroll so now im stealth neeting
ITT: High school autism thread. Post completely autistic stories or things you did in high school
>>29766876
read this in high school. kept me from becoming a normie
>be me
>exist
Ok I'm in
>first day of high school
>I spent the summer reading tips on picking up women
>had read a lot about 'negging' (you compliment a girl with a negative spin to make them want to win you over and make you stand out e.g. 'I love your shoes, I've seen 3 other girls wearing those', google it)
>decided to try it out in my first class
>sit down next to an absolute at, 8.5/10Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Neet
>Mother has cancer
>no where to go if she dies
>looks weaker and weaker by the days
>feel bad for being a leech
>try hard to be normie
>fail harder every time
>back to fits of depression
>backs to thoughts of suicide
>want to kill self but have no courage...
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Sorry about your mom op
Drinking will only make the situation worse.
You're worreid though and that's step one to actually changing your behaviour patterns to support your mother better.
If you can ease the stress load on her she's more likely to convalesce; emotional and physical strain make it harder to stave off disease.
Just try to think of her more often and then let yourself act on those thoughts without giving yourself time to think about your own immediate comfort.
You'll find it's easier to do stuff around the house if you don't think about it.
>>29767040
>if you don't think about it.
Thats the problem. thats the problem with everything in my life