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>be me
>13-15yo
>overprotective parents dont let me go outside with my friends because 'muh cars' 'muh gipsies'
>18 yo now
>kissless virgin, my ex friends are normies
>Son, why dont you go outside?, we are going to see a psychiatrist for you, you are ill
WHAT
>>29771054
Now the gypsy you were afraid of is impregnating your oneitis
>>29771054
This.
>as a kid
>"anon im worried youll get lost or hurt :^))))))"
>as an adult
>"i dont know what you'll do once im gone"
smdh
>>29771054
It's not too late anon
You need something/someone to give you a kickstart so you can be more social
Do girls really go on this board or is it a meme?
Girls like normies
/r9k/ is full of normies
Ergo girls do go on /r9k/
>>29771063
This rationale is pretty tight.
However, there is at least 1 robotic girl here
Unlike the vast majority of anons here, I am not so driven by my ego to willingly accept that all of one set of humans are homogeneous
>>29771000
Yes i email and skyped with one from here lived maybe 100 miles from me she was very robot even more so than me it was surprising.
this guy is us
The actor, or the character?
>>29770904
PlVOT
david swimmer is a hollywood actor connected (((jew))) who fucked jennifer aniston he is not a robot
>he's racist
>he has right-wing views
>he's a "traditionalist"
>he admires Japanese culture
anyone that cares about politics is a red flag to me.
>>29770854
>He wears fedora
When did you first realize that liberals are the real enemy?
stop making this thread
stop seeing things as black and white, the world is more complicated than that
When did you first realize that they are the real enemy?
>>29770835
Once I started asking questions
Lets have an imageflip thread
http://imageflip.net
Post the best of two, or both if you want
Fgfgdhhs
Fgdgaggdhah
ITT: your life in a picture
>>29770807
orignaloooooo
better, it does not get
>>29770807
orgneux1
In the world I see everybody, and I mean everybody, is crazy and I am the craziest of them all. Is there a word for this feel?
Schizophrenic might cover it. Though typically schizos don't see themselves as crazy at all.
no
succ
>>29770784
Taxi Driver syndrome?
How do I stop being a shitskin?
>>29770760
Eat your skin
>>29770760
What kind of shitskin are you exactly
>>29770760
There is hope, especially with today's technology.
Once transhumanism takes over, having shitskin will be a thing of the past.
>please list three references and their contact information
>>29770739
>entry level job
>5+ years of experience required
>please describe a situation where you had major problems and how you solved it
I just finished college please how would I have ANY experience
>>29770798
most people work in high-school
>please link your Facebook profile below
>please upload a picture of your bed room
>tell us what you did last weekend
Normies don't want me to work, damn
>tfw nu-male
Let me tell you, good feel. Having lots of friends (most of them girls), eating healthy food (vegan), making girls laugh (with their permission), having people that are interested in what I write about on Twitter (activism, music, traveling, photograph), having a great taste in fashion (I don't even spend lots of money in it), helping the world to be freed from capitalism slavery (and patriarchy), partying in the right measure (chilling with friends, playing some retro gaming), getting sexted from time to time (accidentally, and then re-sending the pics to the right person), being a pure, clean soul...
Of course, one can't experiment those without leaving the basement lol
>>29770701
Making girls laugh with their permission?
What sort of context is that?
How the fuck does that even work?
>>29770701
How are things on r/cuckolding?
>>29770701
>helping the world to be freed from capitalism slavery
So how much books on the topic have you read so far? And what is on your list to read. Don't be shy and post your list. Otherwise that bait is so weak.
>you drive her from work to her place
>Chad shoots his cum on her face
>you think she has style, and class
>at night she eats chads ass.
>>29770609
>SHE HAS NO STYLE
>SHE HAS NO CLASS
>>29770652
chad leaves his cummy on her ass?
1 your country
2 would you suck that lolis balls
>>29770585
I'd sick your mom's balls bby
1 America
2 like my life depended on it
1 poland
2 yes
Anyone here ever try shoplifting?
Back when CDs and DVDs were things people wanted, a friend and I used to lift shit from Best Buy and places like that. Remove wrapping and magnet tag in bathroom, flush, walk out with item in your pants.
>>29770577
Used to do it all the time. Dress up in above normal clothing and just fill a basket and walk out.
Slips snacks and such into pocket and only buy a 1 dollar drink.
>be me, at work as a route delivery driver, go to a Walmart and fill up shopping cart with all kinds of food and drinks. Done this many times before.
>load all my goods into the reusable shopping bags I also put in my cart for quick unloading.
>walk out front door just like always, right as I'm out of front door a lady grabs my shoulder and as I turn around she is just shaking her head saying, no no stop come with me now..
>go back inside with her and my cart of stolens and she guides me back to the little security office.. they go through my cart and see its mostly just groceries and such, lie and tell them it's to feed my family that I don't have, they look up my name in system... no records of previous incidents.
>they let me go and say they won't call cops or anything because I've been nice and I walk out the front door to my work truck and never go to a Walmart again..
>I haven't stolen anything since and they tried sending me stupid legal notices about civil penalties which I ignored based on online advice.. once I moved never got them again.
>was 23 when it happened, 25 now and I realize how stupid it was. Got way too cocky after years of 5 finger discount.
Give it a try
>>29770703
Might try with something unnecessarily expensive sometime, like those frozen Smuckers.
GUNMAN IN ST CLOUD, MINNESOTA
http://fox13.com/news/2499283.htm
http://fox13.com/news/2499283.htm
http://fox13.com/news/2499283.htm
Eggy lives in St Cloud, is it him?
>>29770544
>mfw we frame eggy again and push him to suicide
Holy shit is something happening?
>>29770544
Page won't load whats happening, Google brings up nothing
Get more links OP
