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Ask a robot who's about to get some fresh k from his dealer anything
>>29775531
I've never tried K. How does it compare to DXM?
>>29775531
Very nice
I just got a ten g bag of dket the other day
>>29775531
What's your favourite country?
Are you racist towards others /r9k/? If so, why? What caused you to be so?
>>29775529
>Are you racist towards others /r9k/?
no
I am very much racist, I went to a school packed with feral niggers.
most of the time I was too drunk too care.
and when I was sober I dreaded it and left early to drink something.
niggers were just 10% of my migraine
>are you racist
No
>do I think you're all butt ugly
Yes
Guys, I need your help
>be me, 22 year old beta
>never had courage to talk to girls
>just play videogames instead
>played Fallout 4 one day
>kinda disappointed
>write about how it's worse than New Vegas
>guy replies and claims it's better than NV in many aspects
>we keep discussing the game, some others later
>invite him to play Overwatch
>voice chat was really weird
Then it hit me
>that guy is actually a girl
>keep acting like I did before, tried not to make a big deal
>few days later
>she asks me "Say anon, do you have someone?"
>fuck.jpg
>fuck (1).jpg!!!!!
>she's into me
>"I uhm...no, not right now"
>"Good, because if you did, I'd have to steal you"
>fast forward a few days
>we met and she looks really great
>not 10/10 supermodel great, but still pretty good
>we kissed and played games together and just have a great time together
Thank you Bethesda for making Fallout 4 shitty enough for me to rant about it!
>>29775520
So what part of this requires our help? Or are you just bragging?
Good for you OP.
Now get the fuck out of here. You don't need us anymore.
>>29775539
I honestly don't know. I just wanted to share it with you guys. Maybe it keeps some betafag from killing themselves
I lie all the time, not big ones or anything but if someone asks me how my day was I'd just lie and not tell them what really happened and make out that nothing really happened at all and it pisses my friends and family off because they think I'm always hiding shit from them but I can't help it.
How do I be more honest?
>>29775442
Why would you be honest? That's just crazy. Just learn to tell better lies.
>>29775442
Tell them more convincing lies, just make bullshit up. If they are unsatisfied with you being fine, tell them you're gay and build it up for like a week. And when they gather the family together just nonchalantly tell them they are dumb, you aren't gay, and go play video games. They will usually leave you alone after that. It's amazing how pushy some people are. Hell, I've gotten to the point I just lie to people for the fun of it.
>>29775442
Pathological liar, same here op. Nothing you can do really, but as long as you're aware of it it helps. On the bright side you'll become a damn good liar in the end
>gave up sweets as a sacrifice for our troops
Is there anyone more based?
>>29775434
I know the narrative is that he was a terrible president and all that, but he was right about staying in the middle east
also clinton is partially to blame for the housing crisis but no one ever mentions that
This isn't /pol/'s base of operations, you need to base the base out of here.
Mother yucker
>>29775486
how about you fuck off back to r'eddit asap my friend?
How the fuck are you supposed to recover, /r9k/?
>>29775396
you never loved her either
>>29775396
no one ever loved me
dont care
stop with this dream that there are good people out there
those hippie liberals that claim to care? they only do it for attention and social status
its all about self interest. not saying u gotta give into that... just dont have a false reality
>>29775396
My ex said this to me too. My only ex, she then explained that I was just a in between plan as she was moving away (She never told me).
Why do horses get all the girls? What's their secret?
>>29775364
who /BHC/ here?
>TFW you got cucked by Big Macintosh.
money and big cocks. what else.
What is the platform that most people use nowadays? Instagram? Facebook?
I want to try and turn my life around.
>>29775355
how will you do that with social media? it will only amplify how bad your life is to other people
>>29775355
apparently they use r9k now as this shit is fucking normalfag as it gets.
Enjoy having to use a selfie of your pasty, sleep-deprived face as your profile picture.
Everyone will look and say, "Look at this loser fag. He has to take selfies because he has no friends."
90% of the people you send friend requests to will accept to bolster their friend count but you'll end up with fewer than 150 friends.
Everyone will look and say, "Look at this weird fucking little prick. Even my 15 year-old brother has 300 friends."
I reached that stage of stress where my hair started falling off.
>>29775351
Some background on it anon?
Im getting there senpai greet me with open arms
>>29775440
Result of dad dying when I was 14,severe school bullying for 4 years,heartbreak,car accident which was near death experience where I almost got burned alive. That is lot for 22 year old to take in...
>be me earlier this day
>talking to girl i'm crushing on
>she says that she needs a prince in her life
>thisismychance.jpg
>she laughs and says that i would just be a frog someone would have to kiss
>"why don't you try?"
>i feel like a real prince charming
>"hahaha no, you would just be my frog pet"
>anon.exe has stopped working
so yea, i'm in the frog-zone
>>29775326
kek
Brutal...
tell that roastie cunt that you're nobody's pet. If her response doesn't satisfy you, move the fuck on lad.
>>29775326
>having a crush
>talking to people
Fuck off normalfag
You aren't going to like what I have to tell you, but all I offer is the truth.
You hate women, because you are weak. You lack the necessary skills and talents, to charm them to your way of thinking.
Were you the kind of person who spent a large percentage of your waking-hours dedicating yourself to a singular purpose; a hobby, a career or perhaps a healthy mix of both, you would find that most, if not all of your hatred and focus would be redirected into that activity.
Instead, your hatred is directed at women because you are lazy and unmotivated.
Even men who, for all intents and purposes, are considered "ugly" by society's standards, manage to attract good-looking, available, personable women because they know ... not think, not feel, not believe, but KNOW ... that they have acquired enough skills through sheer hard work, for their confidence to be justified.
You would know this also, if you did a single day's worth of hard work in your life.
>reddit pushing the everyone hates women meme
Go tumblr a patreon
>it's an "anon does some armchair psychology" thread
>>29775349
>Go tumblr a patreon
I was typing out a longer response, then I decided that this is good enough actually. Much shorter and to the point.
>find the perfect qt gf
>she likes me, wants to go out with me
>she's into Black Lives Matter, feminism, Bernie, etc.
>thinks the white man is responsible for all the world's problems
WHYYYYYYYYYYY
I only attract fucking basket cases it pisses me off.
>>29775283
I have a mate who browses 4chan who went through a similar thing.
He didn't expect it to be a long term thing so he decided to go along with it and it turned out relatively okay, she didn't start lecturing him about intersectionality on the second date or anything, though your girl might be more obnoxious.
If you don't see the point in dating someone you probably won't marry then don't bother though because you'd be wasting your time.
At least you know you're attractive enough that 'perfect qt' girls will like you.
>>29775283
Change her, its possible. But if you like her, wait a bit first so she doesn't just leave you.
>>29775352
>2016
>marrying
But why?
>tfw no Tomoko gf
just kill me already ;_;
3d cant be 2d
Kill yourself etc
>>29775432
>actually having a body pillow
>>29775511
>is great
robuck
How does it feel this little rodent is going get atleast a 6/10 orthodox Jewish wife that dresses modestly and covers her hair?
All because hes a good little cuck who does what the cult wants him to
I fucking hate their smug fucking faces, I want to curbstomp them
Whose Jewish Chad?
>>29775413
Harrison Ford desu
ITT we pick the best looking backpage escort for the city above us.
Phoenix
>literal fucking whores thinking that they are entitled to classy men
Why wouldn't a classy man just find a woman to have sex with? Why would they resort to a high priced hooker?
>>29775253
>classy man just find a woman to have sex with
lurk mor faggot
Blacks and mexicans btfo
Wonder if she fucks indians and if she's coming to abq anytime soon
