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People here actually try and want to be robots? They make threads asking if doing X or have done Y would make them normie?
Why are these people like this? It's more cringe worthy than being an actual robot.
>>29777367
It has become a clique subculture and people want to be part of it
Normies can't stand the thought of being different so do everything they can to appear part of a subculture on the surface and then try to change and water down the subculture to their tastes
When they grovel for approval remember to deny it to them and then watch as their true spiteful nature appears as they hurl insults and try to act superior to those they were just kowtowing to
Anybody making threads like this is a cyborg or failed normie
True robotdom is utter hell and I wouldn't wish it upon anybody
> There is not a single male on this planet who is comfortable with being a virgin past the age of 21
Not a single damn one, yet you faggots with active sex life keep saying it's overrated. (You fucking pursued it you dipshit.)
Next you'll say masturbation is overrated.
>>29777356
Well, I'd like to tell you that you're wrong and that you can't speak for a whole half of the human population. You're just projecting.
>>29777356
>falling for the breeder meme
>your genetics will be passed on to the next generation and you will be ver-pffftt haahahaha
people should only have kids if they want to have kids. if you really need to have sex, just visit a clean prostitute somewhere. you can save enough money to get a round trip flight anywhere within a year unless you have literally no cash flow, then solve that problem first along with your terrible body shape.
Eh. I don't really care that much. I mean, sure I guess it'd feel nice, but what's the point when I can just buy me a fleshlight?
How can so many of you losers actually support Donald Trump? He's racist, and has incited all these riots in places like Chicago, and New York. He openly is against Black Lives Matter, an organization promoting equality for american blacks. He opposes hardworking Mexican families from coming to this country to find their dream. He wants to ban ALL Muslims from coming into the US just because of one or two bad apples who may or my not have actually supported Islam. He also has many times conneceted ISIS to Islam, even though ISIS members are so strongly against true Islam.
I think it's just because you're a bunch of fat, racist, misogynist, Islamophobic neckbeards. You want to live is some 1950's-era America where everyone was openly racist, woman couldn't vote or drive and were slaves to their husbands, and there was no diversity to be found. This nation was founded on ideals of diversity, and you people actively oppose that dream.
>>29777350
straight out of facebook aye?
Well he ain't a criminal scumbag politician who leaves a trail of bodies in his wake and illegitimately blocked outside politicians like O'Malley and Sanders from having a chance and colluding with the DNC. I want to live in an America where the wealthy and connected are not above the law, and if that means the undocumented migrants not being above the law as well then so be it.
>>29777430
What do you mean?
>>29777438
>donald trump isn't a criminal
Then explain kicking that poor old woman out of her home to build a casino? And what about inciting riots, that's a crime.
>July 6th, 2016
>>29777338
Before we know it it'll be July 6, 2017
>>29777338
>Someone says "last decade"
>Still think they're talking about the 90s
>A decade ago it was actually 2006
>July 6th, 2016
A little bit of a bummer of a day, tbqhfamalamadingdong.
My boss's son killed himself. Feels bat, man
anyone else fat and a loser here because of bad genes?
No I'm a fat loser because I'm lazy
>>29777286
Bate is bate is bate.
But seriously, fuck you if you use genetics as some kind of excuse.
>>29777433
>bate
Great bait mate.don't forget to sage
Dear virgins, I am giving you the opportunity to acquire one gf.
You need only meet the following two criteria.
>Canadian
>okay with a tranny
>>29777261
I prefer trannies
>TFW not canadian.
no thanks get the fuck off you fucking trap
post pic first then we can talk
Hey robots. I just woke up in the middle of the night and can't go back to sleep. Anyone here wants to just chill and talk?
you lose brain cells when you miss adequate sleep :)
>>29777242
so why can't you go back to sleep
>>29777341
I don't care about my self that much :)
How are you doing?
>>29777363
I wish I knew dude. How's life going for you?
show me your tanks
pic related
Question. How much helium does it take to kill yourself?
>>29777513
Follow up question. Are you the cancer anon from the earlier thread.
>>29777195
What is this, a Chipmunk thread? You do know balloon-grade helium is mixed with oxygen, right?
i've been getting /fit/ and now girls keep looking at me when i walk/bike past them on the street. they glance at me then they glance again. is this good or are they gawking because i'm ugly or acting like an autist?
post a picture of yourself and we'll tell you.
>>29777174
did working out gave you confidence? i dont think you can really act like an autist if you are just fucking walking so i think they can sense your confidence levels going up and well they notice your body more. Keep lifting bro, and dont get too paranoid . (trust me i talk from experience)
They may just be noticing the difference.
'Oh wasn't that guy fat last time we saw him?' 'Oh, yeah'
It isn't good, but it isn't really bad. Just them taking notice of their surroundings, as humans do.
I'm so lonely that the only thing that keeps me sane is the thought that all my cells are technically living organisms too and are working their hardest to keep me alive because they believe in me.
Am I OK robots?
Consider me inspired
>>29777169
>all my cells are technically living organisms too
Those cells are the actual organism, "you" are just an AI coordinating their senses and processing the information from eyes, ears etc.
>not hating your cells for prolonging your misery
I wish they'd all die.
Terrible mistakes you've made thread
>Be me
>Working at tech support office
>Coworker asks me to sign a card for different coworker
>Assume he is retiring
>Write down "you deserve it"
>Turns out he had cancer and was in his death bed
>He died two weeks later
>Be me, 4 years ago
>16 years old
>Discover 4chan
>discover /r9k/
>be me
>Have an intresting relationship with a girl
>We both are depressive so we understand each other
>She's a cutter
>Understand it (just ain't cuz phobias)
>She lives pretty far away and can't meet
>He have dirty talks while masturbating to each other
>Finally get to arrange a meeting for us
>She tells me we gunna gut laiyud
>One day have a identity crisis
>Tell her she doesn't like me, just think on her ex
>Tell her she prob is just pretending to love me since no one could ever love "a creature so inferior as me"
>Make her cry cuz she's scared
>Tell her she is faking
>Tell imma kill myself so she thinks I'm dead and don't bother searching for me
>Turn off the call and never talks to her again
>Sometimes I stalk her on social media to make sure she's fine
>My face when I turn down sex, happiness and a future wife cuz I had a bad day
>>29778361
You could of lived the dream. A non roastie gf. God damnit anon.
I've got kind of a problem:
>Be me, in uni
>Oneitis occasionally texts me
>At library
>She texts me how her shift at the theatre is going
>Theatre is right near the library
>Tell her I could meet up with her there
>She doesn't respond
>Decide to go anyways
>Pass the theater and see her through the window
>She looks shocked and says something to her coworkers
>They all look over
>Keep walking like I don't know they're looking at me
>Walk right into alley next too the theatre
>No way out except past the same window
>Know she'll see me again
>Still in the alley right now, on my phone
What should I do?
>Pic not related
literally just stay until you are 100% she left.
>>29777160
Crawl under window.
Alternatively, climb over the alley.
>>29777160
crawl under the window
So I did it, /r9k/. I fucked a fat chick.
I don't think it was really worth it, especially since she seems to think we're dating now. She's kinda cool and would be really cute if she lost 50lbs, but her diet is terrible and she doesn't show any sign of trying to change her weight.
I think I might actually feel worse about myself now than I did when I hadn't had sex in 3 years.
Thank you for this helpful anecdote
make fun of her till she loses wait
A pussy with personality is all you need. But dont forget to bring the weed.
Why do you want to be a normie?
I realize now that I dont want to be a normie. Call it rationalizing if you will, but I don't want kids, a wife, any job or anything. It all seems terribly boring. I don't know what to aim for because there is nothing worth the effort. I'm not existential, but i believe life has no meaning and you can't find a real "purpose" or "calling", it's just rationalizing.
It's comfy feeling content with little. It sucks that a job is neccessary and by definition is soul sucking, and if i weren't a coward I'd be an anarchist instead of a leech.
You're a drain on society and a shame to your bloodline. Go live in the wilderness so none of us have to see you, or fix your life.
It's hard to tell. I'd much rather be a lazy fuckup most of the time, but it doesn't make me happy. Being a normie makes me happy, but I don't enjoy it. I can pretend to be normal for a while and meet people and make friends, but after a few months I don't wanna see them again and it's because I don't like them. I enjoy having friends because it means I have friends. Not because I enjoy time spent with them.
Same with gf, work, money, whatever. The status makes me happy, but what I truly enjoy in life is masturbating and being a bum.
I'm in a WhatsApp group with a bunch of people from 4chan and a lot of them call me a Normie/Chad because I've had sex with a lot of girls and travel often.
However, I have no desire to lead a typical Normie life. I want to be a productive and useful member of society and some day have kids, but I can't make myself work full-time in some shitty office setting.
So did Tobey Reynolds kill himself?
>>29777035
he killed himself after attempting a shooting in his hometown
>>29777035
i was watching eggman stream last night as he was sleeping around 2am. he looked ghostly white and his lips looked like they were turning blue. im worried.
>>29777058
>>29777116
There was also a shooting near him
