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Hey bots, would you consider this picture "comfy"?
There is a comfy thread active now
pls delete this trash
No. Way too many normies in it.
it's definitely pretty cool but it has a little too much going on to be comfy
also I don't know why this is labeled Hong Kong, this is Japan
>I'll never know what it's like to fall in love with a girl that's not from manga
>>29776895
Sure you will, unless your life ends as a NEET living at your mom's house.
What manga is this?
bl0x
>>29776946
This isn't inconceivable to me right now.
>>29776963
Strobe Light. You can only find the first chapter in English, but you can download the raw scans and try to read them if you're learning Japanese. I would translate it if my Japanese didn't suck, I only understand half the dialogue.
>want to be a girl
>also likes girls
How did this happen
double fag
>>29776871
Ask Chris chan, oregano
I know that feel.
I told my dad I felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body and he told me he'd have me sectioned if I said that again.
Now I keep my perversions bottled up.
>be male
>be endlessly bombarded by the instinctive feeling that women are shining radiant golden gods, and i should literally be worshiping them
>they don't understand, appreciate, or want this feeling from me
>they yell at me if i tell them even 5% of it
>they tell me to stop wanting that
>they tell me they actually want a guy who will slap them around and pee on them
>my brain keeps trying to reconcile worshiping them with also imagining dudes in polo shirts and expensive baseball caps peeing on them and going "YEAH BRUH TAKE THAT PISS BRUH DRANK THREE LITERS OF GATORADE TODAY BRUH, SLAM DUNK BRUH SLAM DUNK GTFIN"
I want to be gay or asexual
I want this nightmare to end
>>29776842
>I want to be gay or asexual
Both those are easy to do
For the former, just surrender to the love of boipucci, and for the latter justbilateral orchidectomy
Women are terrible where's that want attention, men are terrible narcissistic bastards, I am terrible as well, hell even you are terrible. Just get a puppy instead, don't try to fuck it to.
>>29776842
There's chemical castration. Probably inaccessible though.
You could go for SSRIs, but sometimes that leads to anorgasmia instead of decreased libido. The former is hell.
Who is this and why do they keep calling me?
The Kremlin wants to recruit you
It's me, sorry. I keep dialing the wrong number.
RIP
Cya anon nice knowing you
Tick tock, wagecuck. Bedtime is almost here.
>>29776762
do you start these posts with "tick tock" because you post these threads like clockwork
Don't want to be tired for tomorrow!
>>29776762
Jokes on you
I work nights, I'm waiting to start my shift right now
*prrrrrt* *ffffffff*
Be good little beta fartslaves and huff up this fembot's stinky shit burps!
>>29776754
would a fart even make any noise with her chocolate starfish all stretched willy nilly like that?
>>29776754
no fart fetishists are degenerate retards who only care about liking shit different to what everyone else likes
>>29776754
>shit burps
is the /r9k/ server still up?
minecraft server btw
>>29776807
>minecraft server
...why do you play a game for literal children?
only super autists and kids play this
>>29776838
>super autists
>r9k
Wheres the confusion?
never had a gf or kiss in the west .
low iq , worked in sales make shitty wage .
i live in the roof not basement like you guys .
Stop posting so many threads you stupid fucking halfbreed kike. Kill yourself and your entire extended family.
>>29776710
>ugly
not really
>autistic
probably
not that ugly
look like slav
90% of slavs are autistic or drunkards so you'll fit right in eastern europe
>your mother will never find a pure virgin wife for you in a poor country
>Mom is a cheating tattooed slut
>Sister is a tattooed slut
>Cousin is a black tattooed slut
>I will never have a hot/cute mom, sister and cousin like in my animays
This ends now.
>>29776680
>be australian
>find lower class white girl in arizona online
>import and marry her
ez
>>29776680
the funny thing is that even tho i live in the us, my parents are from india. My mom could still hook me up with a indian girl but she refuses to because she wants me to marry a white or asian.
What is your experience with Ecuadorian girls?
I don't even have experience with girls in my own town, let alone girls in a third-world country 6,000 miles away, half of whom probably don't have internet access.
>>29776612
If they are anything like, Colombian, Argentinians, Brazillians and Chileans, they are whores but still think they're very christian.
>>29776716
You're ignorant, there are Ecuadorian girls in the US and Europe too.
And Ecuador isn't super poor like you're implying.
>apply to 30+ entry level jobs
>rejected from all of them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU BOOMERS THANKS FOR THE GLOBALIZED LABOR POOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>entry level
>requires 5 years of experience
>entry level position no experience needed :) !
>PLEASE LIST 3 REFERENCES AND THEIR CONTACT INFORMATION
>PLEASE LIST YOUR LAST 5 JOBS AND THEIR MANAGERS AND THEIR CONTACT INFORMATION AND YOUR DUTIES THERE
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE HELLLLLLLL
>>29776493
Too little info. Cannot compute.
>Age
>Last time you worked
>Where did you work
>Education
>Where have you applied
Is it true that it is illegal to an hero in japan?
>>29776472
>Is it true that it is illegal to an hero in japan?
literally who the fuck cares?
apparently it's illegal to suicide in the US but does that stop anyone?
the reason suicide is considered "illegal" is for legal reasons, it's so cops can legally enter your house without a warrant when you are about to kill yourself and restrain you so you can't. they aren't gonna throw you in prison or put something on your criminal record
Pretty sure suicide is technically illegal in most countries. I guess only the state has the legal right to kill you.
>>29776571
Suicide was decriminalized in the 1970s iirc. It hasn't been illegal in the U.S. for decades.
YOU'RE NOT LAUGHlNG NOW, ARE YOU?!
BELGUIM IS A NON COUNTRY
How goes the process? Last I heard they weren't even close to actually exiting formally
>>29776423
Somewhere, British Milhouse is laughing right now.
>Board dedicated to threads about sharing your stories about suicide attempts,mental disease,social anxiety,molesting and depression
>Has mostly threads about sluts,interracial sex and cucklodry
>What happened to this board?
>>29776388
I took some pills and fucked up in brain so I don't give a fuck what is happening. Not too much.
>>29776388
Two non-exclusive possibilities:
> Normies came here after a school being shot or hearing a kid at school saying this place is rad(*)
> Various people with hidden agenda are raiding the board non stop
(*) yes, I'm that old, don't know what kid says this days
>>29776388
>>Board dedicated to threads about sharing your stories about suicide attempts,mental disease,social anxiety,molesting and depression
Wrong, dumb newfag
Jesus Christ at least do 5 seconds of research about the website you're posting on
